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politics > trump-administration, latest Oh Nothing, Just the President Posting AI Videos About QAnon Conspiracy Theories
By Danielle Han September 29, 2025 | 11:58am
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celebrities > dirt-bag, dirt-bag-t Pete Davidson's Weird Swipe Prompts Equally Weird Walton Goggins Response
By Audra Heinrichs September 29, 2025 | 10:28am
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splinter Does Trump Know What’s Going On?
By Jacob Weindling September 29, 2025 | 10:21am
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politics Tom Homan Swears He Did NOT Commit Any Crimes by Taking $50,000 Cash in a Cava Bag
By Susan Rinkunas September 26, 2025 | 7:03pm
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entertainment > movies Ayo Edebiri Isn't Phased by That Viral Interview
By Audra Heinrichs September 26, 2025 | 4:46pm
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politics Trump Is Back on His Revenge Tour
By Danielle Han September 26, 2025 | 4:27pm
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politics > trump-administration Trump Forced to Walk Up the Stairs, Alleges UN Sabotage
By Danielle Han September 26, 2025 | 3:36pm
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splinter Epstein Documents: 'Elon Musk to Island Dec. 6'
By Jacob Weindling September 26, 2025 | 2:54pm
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entertainment > books-entertainment I Hereby Ban Men From Reacting to Romantasy on TikTok
By Jackie Jennings September 26, 2025 | 1:02pm
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splinter Trump Is Annihilating America’s Soybean Farmers and Betraying Them for Argentina
By Jacob Weindling September 26, 2025 | 12:46pm
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latest Trump Admin Makes Yet Another Anti-Women, Anti-Science Move
By Danielle Han September 26, 2025 | 12:19pm
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splinter The Prodigious Incompetence of Britain’s Would-Be Left Party
By Tiernan Cannon September 26, 2025 | 12:09pm
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splinter Trump Is Weaponizing the DOJ Against James Comey and Other Political Enemies Most People Don’t Care About
By Jacob Weindling September 26, 2025 | 11:18am
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dirt-bag-t Just 50-Something Divorced Guy Things!
By Audra Heinrichs September 26, 2025 | 9:52am
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splinter Microsoft Cuts Israel’s Cloud Access Over Their Surveillance of Gaza
By Jacob Weindling September 25, 2025 | 3:27pm
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politics > abortion Trump Administration Officially Going After the Abortion Pill
By Danielle Han September 25, 2025 | 2:52pm
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splinter I Welcome Baseball’s New Robot Overlords
By Jacob Weindling September 25, 2025 | 1:33pm
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splinter Can You Trust Donald Trump’s FBI?
By Jacob Weindling September 25, 2025 | 11:47am
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splinter President Trump’s Top Tips for Lifelong Health
By Ross Pome September 25, 2025 | 10:15am
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celebrities > dirt-bag, dirt-bag-t Brooklyn Beckham on Family Drama: 'I Just Try & Do This, Play Some Golf With Some Friends'
By Audra Heinrichs September 25, 2025 | 10:01am
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entertainment > books-entertainment ‘We Love You, Bunny’ Is Stranger and More Ambitious Than ‘Bunny’
By Morgan Leigh Davies September 25, 2025 | 8:00am
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latest Elon Musk's Dad Accused of Sexually Abusing Multiple Children and Stepchildren
By Audra Heinrichs September 24, 2025 | 4:25pm
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splinter The Stock Market and Crypto Are Becoming Increasingly Similar to Disturbing Degrees
By Jacob Weindling September 24, 2025 | 4:11pm
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splinter Sinclair and Nexstar Are Playing a Very Dangerous Game With Disney By Pre-Empting Jimmy Kimmel
By Jacob Weindling September 24, 2025 | 12:37pm
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politics > trump-administration You Know ICE Barbie! Now Meet ICE Ken.
By Danielle Han September 24, 2025 | 12:02pm
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celebrities > dirt-bag, dirt-bag-t Let's Check in on Jordon Hudson, Shall We?
By Audra Heinrichs September 24, 2025 | 11:56am
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splinter Last Night Was The Night That Jimmy Kimmel Became President
By Jason Tabrys September 24, 2025 | 11:31am
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splinter Great Hunger: Sudan’s Suffering and the “Norm of Indifference”
By Tiernan Cannon September 24, 2025 | 10:51am
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splinter Kamala Harris Shows How Easy it Is For Real Democrats to Endorse Zohran Mamdani, New York City's Next Mayor
By Jacob Weindling September 23, 2025 | 2:43pm
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celebrities Man Arrested Trying to Serve Taylor Swift Deposition Papers from Justin Baldoni
By Audra Heinrichs September 23, 2025 | 1:44pm
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splinter Trump Embarrassed America in Front of the Whole World at the UN, and We Deserve It
By Jacob Weindling September 23, 2025 | 12:16pm
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celebrities > dirt-bag, dirt-bag-t Nina Dobrev and Zac Efron Are Just Friends, Guys
By Lauren Tousignant September 23, 2025 | 12:12pm
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splinter Trump Wants to Impose a State-Sanctioned Echo Chamber on America
By Roqayah Chamseddine September 23, 2025 | 11:15am
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splinter What Democrats Should Do if They Take the House Next Year
By Thor Benson September 23, 2025 | 10:05am
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in-depth, politics > abortion Only an Idiot Would Think We Need Anti-Abortion Democrats
By Susan Rinkunas September 22, 2025 | 7:22pm
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politics Thank You, Disney Adults!!!
By Audra Heinrichs September 22, 2025 | 5:26pm
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splinter Disney Reinstates Jimmy Kimmel And Demonstrates the Downside of Corporate Consolidation
By Jacob Weindling September 22, 2025 | 3:48pm
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politics, entertainment TikTok Says the Rapture Is Today, So Prepare Accordingly
By Lauren Tousignant September 22, 2025 | 3:26pm
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splinter Why Trump May Bail Out Argentina and How Climate Investment Could Help Him
By Jacob Weindling September 22, 2025 | 2:49pm
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splinter Why Are We Bombing Drug Boats?
By Jen Kirby September 22, 2025 | 1:16pm
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splinter Spineless Democrats Stuck in 1996 Like Ezra Klein Should Just Admit They’re Anti-Abortion
By Jacob Weindling September 22, 2025 | 12:13pm
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politics The Charlie Kirk Memorial Was a MAGA Rally
By Danielle Han September 22, 2025 | 11:00am
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dirt-bag-t Matthew McConaughey Is a Queen-Sized Bed King
By Audra Heinrichs September 22, 2025 | 10:22am
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politics JD Vance Is Full of Hot Air
By Claire Guinan September 20, 2025 | 3:57pm
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politics Trump Says Late Night Shows Are 'Not Allowed' to Be Mean to Him
By Susan Rinkunas September 19, 2025 | 4:38pm
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splinter Weekly Reader: Stories From Across Paste Media
By Jacob Weindling September 19, 2025 | 3:52pm
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entertainment > movies 'Lilith Fair: Building a Mystery' Strikes a Timely Chord in These Exceedingly Hellish Times
By Audra Heinrichs September 19, 2025 | 3:32pm
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politics O Comptroller, My Comptroller
By Danielle Han September 19, 2025 | 2:15pm
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splinter Trump Doesn’t Know Ball, the NFL’s New Kickoff Rule Is Great
By Jacob Weindling September 19, 2025 | 2:01pm
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splinter Trump’s Polls Are Slipping as Non-MAGA Republicans Split From MAGA on the Economy
By Jacob Weindling September 19, 2025 | 11:51am
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politics Trump and MTG’s Boyfriend Discuss How to Make Pride Flag a Terrorist Symbol
By Danielle Han September 19, 2025 | 11:42am
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celebrities > dirt-bag, dirt-bag-t Justin Baldoni Just Hired Diddy's Lawyer...
By Audra Heinrichs September 19, 2025 | 9:32am
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splinter Israel’s Campaign in Gaza Is Structured to Maximize Human Suffering
By Roqayah Chamseddine September 19, 2025 | 9:30am
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entertainment > music-entertainment God, It Felt Good to Be a Millennial at the Rilo Kiley Concert
By Kady Ruth Ashcraft September 19, 2025 | 8:00am
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politics Nancy Mace Targets Ilhan Omar for Fictitious Hate Speech
By Danielle Han September 18, 2025 | 6:25pm
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politics, news-2 Judge Rules Mahmoud Khalil Must Be Deported to Syria or Algeria
By Audra Heinrichs September 18, 2025 | 5:11pm
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splinter Vanity Fair Hires RFK Jr.’s Boo Olivia Nuzzi Because Journalism Is Dead
By Jacob Weindling September 18, 2025 | 3:49pm
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politics, entertainment A Conversation Between Kate Middleton and Melania Trump, Probably
By Claire Guinan September 18, 2025 | 3:47pm
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politics FCC Chair Sent Journalist a GIF After Jimmy Kimmel Was Yanked Off Air
By Lauren Tousignant September 18, 2025 | 2:28pm
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splinter Trump Asks Supreme Court to Let Him Crash the Economy
By Jacob Weindling September 18, 2025 | 2:07pm
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politics > abortion Florida’s Anti-Abortion AG Pushes Lie About Abortion Pill
By Danielle Han September 18, 2025 | 12:45pm
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splinter No Actual Strong Man Is Intimidated by Jimmy Freaking Kimmel
By Jacob Weindling September 18, 2025 | 11:38am
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celebrities > dirt-bag, dirt-bag-t Despite Her Iconic ASPCA Ad, Sarah McLachlan Insists She's Nothing Like Sylvia Plath
By Audra Heinrichs September 18, 2025 | 10:14am
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politics > abortion In States With Abortion Bans, Infant Mortality Is on the Rise
By Danielle Han September 17, 2025 | 6:06pm
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entertainment The Try Guys' Ex-Try Guy Launched His Own Podcast, and His 1st Guest Is His Ex
By Danielle Han September 17, 2025 | 4:36pm
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splinter Trump’s Immigration Crackdown Is Hurting Job Growth More than His Tariffs Are
By Jacob Weindling September 17, 2025 | 3:45pm
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politics Trump Got a Hell of a Greeting in the U.K.
By Audra Heinrichs September 17, 2025 | 2:42pm
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splinter What If It’s All Bullshit?
By Jacob Weindling September 17, 2025 | 1:59pm
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splinter Trump Has Dropped the Price of One Thing: Cocaine
By Jacob Weindling September 17, 2025 | 12:47pm
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splinter Democrats Assemble A New Band of Centrist Dimwits to Help Them Lose Elections and Insult Harry Reid's Legacy
By Jacob Weindling September 17, 2025 | 11:48am
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celebrities > dirt-bag, dirt-bag-t Cardi B Is Pregnant Again!
By Audra Heinrichs September 17, 2025 | 10:25am
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politics > abortion Crucial Information About Abortion Access Is Getting Censored on Social Media
By Danielle Han September 16, 2025 | 6:54pm
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news-2 Judge Tosses Out All Terrorism Charges Against Luigi Mangione
By Audra Heinrichs September 16, 2025 | 4:46pm
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splinter The Environment Lost One of Its Greatest Champions In Robert Redford
By Jacob Weindling September 16, 2025 | 3:45pm
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politics Kristi Noem’s DHS Hits an Abhorrent New Low
By Danielle Han September 16, 2025 | 1:26pm
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splinter Trump’s FBI Says There’s ‘No Credible Information’ That Epstein ‘Trafficked to Other Individuals’
By Jacob Weindling September 16, 2025 | 12:36pm
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splinter Trump Files $15 Billion Farcical Lawsuit Against The New York Times
By Jacob Weindling September 16, 2025 | 11:13am
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celebrities > dirt-bag, dirt-bag-t Nick Cannon's Therapist Has Earned Their Paycheck
By Alise Morales September 16, 2025 | 11:10am
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splinter Trump Continues to Be a Massive Threat to Free Speech
By Thor Benson September 16, 2025 | 10:07am
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politics > abortion Court Says Trump Can Defund Planned Parenthood
By Danielle Han September 15, 2025 | 7:15pm
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politics Guess Who's Mad About Kathy Hochul's Endorsement of Zohran Mamdani???
By Audra Heinrichs September 15, 2025 | 5:05pm
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splinter Uh, How Bad Is the Economy?
By Jacob Weindling September 15, 2025 | 3:35pm
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splinter Trump Voting Farmers Are Mad They’re Getting What They Voted For
By Jacob Weindling September 15, 2025 | 12:23pm
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splinter Switch Your Straight News Diet from Political Media to Financial Media
By Jacob Weindling September 15, 2025 | 11:17am
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celebrities > dirt-bag, dirt-bag-t Shoutout to These Actors for Doing More Than Wear Pins for Palestine
By Audra Heinrichs September 15, 2025 | 10:23am
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politics Trump Will Not Shut Up About His New Ballroom
By Danielle Han September 15, 2025 | 10:00am
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splinter The Death of the Office
By Roqayah Chamseddine September 15, 2025 | 9:31am
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politics Podcaster-Turned-FBI Director Reportedly Posted Bungled Tweets About Charlie Kirk Investigation While Eating at Exclusive NYC Restaurant
By Susan Rinkunas September 13, 2025 | 3:59pm
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splinter A Reasoned Overreaction to the First Week of the NFL Season
By Jacob Weindling September 12, 2025 | 4:31pm
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entertainment Apple Circumcises Its South Korean iPhone Ads
By Danielle Han September 12, 2025 | 3:12pm
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entertainment, celebrities > notable-quotable Maybe More A-List Artists Should Approach Touring Like Bad Bunny, Actually
By Audra Heinrichs September 12, 2025 | 2:36pm
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politics Trump Admin Lied to NYT About Torching $10 Million in Birth Control
By Ria Gupta September 12, 2025 | 2:30pm
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politics New Mexico Becomes 1st State to Guarantee Free Child Care
By Danielle Han September 12, 2025 | 1:39pm
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splinter Flying the Guantanamo Bay McDonald’s Flag at Half-Staff on 9/11 for Charlie Kirk Is the Most dril Thing to Ever Happen
By Jacob Weindling September 12, 2025 | 1:27pm
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splinter America’s Gun Violence Epidemic Doesn’t Map Neatly On to Our Politics
By Jacob Weindling September 12, 2025 | 11:52am
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celebrities > dirt-bag, dirt-bag-t Brooks Nader Seems to Have Taken 'Challengers' Very Seriously
By Audra Heinrichs September 12, 2025 | 10:15am
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splinter If Parents Are Free Not to Vaccinate Their Kids, Then I Should Be Free to Sue Them
By Ross Pome September 12, 2025 | 9:55am
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politics > abortion California Law Will Let Providers Mail Abortion Pills Anonymously
By Danielle Han September 11, 2025 | 5:54pm
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politics, in-depth New Census Data Reveals America’s Wage Gap Is Getting Worse
By Danielle Han September 11, 2025 | 3:45pm
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politics, entertainment I Saw Andrew Cuomo Walk the Runway at NYFW—So Now You Have to, Too
By Audra Heinrichs September 11, 2025 | 3:17pm
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splinter Companies Called ‘Carbon Majors’ Are Responsible for Half the Intensity of Recent Heat Waves
By Jacob Weindling September 11, 2025 | 2:59pm
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celebrities > misc-goss Well, This Kid Is About to Be the Greatest Actor of All Time
By Audra Heinrichs September 11, 2025 | 2:45pm
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splinter Ezra Klein Is a Mark
By Jacob Weindling September 11, 2025 | 1:37pm
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politics Washington Is Planning to Burn 30,000 Abortion Pills
By Danielle Han September 11, 2025 | 12:08pm
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splinter Congress’ Latest UAP Hearing Was About People
By Jacob Weindling September 11, 2025 | 11:06am
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politics There Are Over 500 Million Guns in the U.S.
By Lauren Tousignant September 11, 2025 | 10:59am
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politics Gen Z Men Who Voted for Trump Probably Won’t Be Named ‘Dad of the Year’
By Kady Ruth Ashcraft September 10, 2025 | 3:03pm
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splinter Right-Wing Commentator Charlie Kirk Shot and Killed at Utah Event
By Jacob Weindling September 10, 2025 | 2:17pm
