Apple Circumcises Its South Korean iPhone Ads
Because there’s nothing less lucrative than pissing off men.
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What screams small-dick energy? Some will say shoe size. Most will say insecurity. Apparently, South Korean men would say iPhone ads.
On Tuesday, Apple announced its newest product, the iPhone 17, featuring new colors, better cameras, and a slim variation of the worst almond-mom dreams. To flaunt the phone’s svelte figure, Apple released a bunch of different ads displaying the phone mid-air, side-by-side with other objects, and, in some cases, being pinched by two fingers. Because nothing texts as good as skinny feels.
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Users were quick to notice that among international ads, those “pinching” fingers were removed from ones in South Korea. Some were especially eager to explain that in the country–allegedly home to some of the smallest phallus sizes–the gesture can be offensive and, er, imply poor endowment. And there’s nothing less lucrative than pissing off men.