More Cannes Fashion: Gorgeous Gowns and Hideous Hooded Dresses

By Dodai Stewart | May 21, 2014 | 9:45pm

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Yellow satin? Gold sequins? Lace jumpsuits? Neon slink? Just another day in formal wear in the south of France.

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Pockets and gleaming gold for Clotilde Courau; black lace one-piece bathroom nightmare for Victoria Bonya. At the premiere of The Search.

Some sort of sheer disco fishing apparatus on Inna Zobova at the premiere of The Search. Meanwhile, Sophie Marceau from one of my all time favorite movies La Boum shimmers at the premiere of Lost River.

Lady Victoria Hervey was attacked by some sort of albino python at the premiere of The Search.

Glorious! Creamy, sparkly, vintage-y bombshell gorgeousness! Aishwarya Rai at the premiere of The Search.

If I were Barbara Palvin at the premiere of The Search, I would immediately spill rosé all over this and stain it forever. I’m so fortunate that I’m not a 20-year-old Hungarian model booking Victoria’s Secret shows and international fashion campaigns.

Slink and sizzle: Izabel Goulart at the premiere of The Search.

Short and shiny, with cool accessories: Cara Delevingne at the premiere of The Search.

YES! Love Lara Stone, love hot pink, love a bright column dress for a daytime Côte d’Azur circus event. (aka the model-studded premiere of The Search.) Why not stand out. Do it.

Wait, I take it all back. Standing out in a putrid, hideous, electro-vomit way: Irina Shayk at the premiere of The Search.

Divine, with a hint of Derelicte. Amira Casar at the premiere of The Search.

A bit much, in that it’s overwhelming for her frame, but looking good from the waist up and A+ nails and rings: Araya A. Hargate at the premiere of The Search.

Giving 100% WHO GONNA CHECK ME BOO? Sharon Stone at the premiere of The Search.

Romantic ruffles — although I’d like to see what it might look like if the bottom were silvery sheer and the top were black instead: Christina Hendricks at the premiere of Lost River.

Velvet backed with satin looks so alluring when it catches the light! Kudos to Bérénice Bejo at the premiere of Lost River.

Pretty perfect: Rosie Huntington-Whitely looking sofa king elegant at the premiere of The Search.

Don’t know what this is or who this is but I love it. Doily-Mothra realness. WORK.

Images via Getty, AP.