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RFK Jr. Wrote Olivia Nuzzi Pervy PoemsBy Danielle HanNovember 24, 2025 | 11:12am -
MadLibs: Did John Mayer's TikTok Girlfriend Watch Him Play Grateful Dead Songs at Formula 1 Afterparty?By Nora Biette-TimmonsNovember 24, 2025 | 10:20am -
Rave on, Esther RoseBy Matt MitchellNovember 24, 2025 | 9:52am -
Reality Star Transportation Secretary Suggests People Dressing Up Will Fix Nightmare Air Travel ExperienceBy Susan RinkunasNovember 21, 2025 | 3:56pm -
Um, Colleen Hoover, Now You Have to Tell UsBy Lauren TousignantNovember 21, 2025 | 3:07pm -
Larry Bushart: The Man Who Spent 37 Days in Jail for a Single Trump MemeBy Jim VorelNovember 21, 2025 | 1:12pm -
There’s This Conspiracy About Timothée Chalamet I Have to Tell You AboutBy Claire GuinanNovember 21, 2025 | 12:19pm -
Jezebel Is the New Home of Splinter.comBy Josh JacksonNovember 21, 2025 | 10:16am -
Trump Admin Got Rid of Report on Indigenous Deaths & DisappearancesBy Danielle HanNovember 21, 2025 | 9:50am -
A Jet-Setting Kevin Spacey Offers an Infuriating New Definition for "Homeless"By Jim VorelNovember 20, 2025 | 4:12pm -
Here's All the Republicans Who've Condemned Trump's Call for Political Violence By Lauren TousignantNovember 20, 2025 | 1:52pm -
The Complicated, Frustrating History of the First Spousal Rape TrialBy Morgan Leigh DaviesNovember 20, 2025 | 11:56am -
It's Not Clear How Real Charli xcx's The Moment Is in First TeaserBy Drew GillisNovember 20, 2025 | 11:36am -
Kristen Bell Will Be Mary Magdalene in a Podcast About JesusBy Lauren TousignantNovember 20, 2025 | 10:53am -
Another Woman Died Because of Texas' Abortion BanBy Danielle HanNovember 19, 2025 | 5:23pm -
Wicked: For Good Is a Whole Movie's Worth of Second-Act ProblemsBy Jesse HassengerNovember 19, 2025 | 2:48pm -
I Actually Can't Believe the Whitney Leavitt NewsBy Lauren TousignantNovember 19, 2025 | 2:10pm -
South Carolina’s Push for the Country’s Most Extreme Abortion Ban Just Got Nuked in CommitteeBy Danielle HanNovember 19, 2025 | 12:15pm -
FDA Hit With 2nd Lawsuit Over Needless Abortion Pill InvestigationBy Danielle HanNovember 18, 2025 | 4:36pm -
Trump on Jamal Khashoggi Murder: "Things Happen"By Jim VorelNovember 18, 2025 | 4:04pm -
Nothing Says 'I’m Def Not Worried About the Epstein Files' Like Telling a Female Reporter ‘Quiet, Piggy’By Danielle HanNovember 18, 2025 | 2:45pm -
Elon Musk’s Comebacks Are as Flat as His Attempts at JokesBy Alise MoralesNovember 18, 2025 | 12:49pm -
Dumb Luck Is Masking the Trump Admin's FEMA Mess, But it Won't Last ForeverBy Jim VorelNovember 18, 2025 | 12:41pm -
AI Is Taking Young People’s Jobs and Worsening a Broken Labor MarketBy Jacob WeindlingNovember 17, 2025 | 4:50pm -
Can’t Have a MAGA Fallout Without These 3!By Danielle HanNovember 17, 2025 | 3:54pm -
Can I Just Say, Jacob ElordiBy Lauren TousignantNovember 17, 2025 | 11:17am -
Pete Hegseth and the Very Porny Military OperationsBy Danielle HanNovember 17, 2025 | 10:17am -
So…Uh…What Exactly Happened Between Trump and “Bubba”?By Jacob WeindlingNovember 14, 2025 | 5:25pm -
The NYT Olivia Nuzzi Profile About Her RFK Jr. Affair Is Good Writing and Bad EditingBy Jacob WeindlingNovember 14, 2025 | 3:23pm -
ICE Just Tried to Deport an Indigenous WomanBy Danielle HanNovember 14, 2025 | 3:08pm -
Teen Girl Was Allegedly Homeless When Matt Gaetz Paid $400 to Have Sex With HerBy Danielle HanNovember 14, 2025 | 1:35pm -
What Should Democrats Learn From FDR?By Thor BensonNovember 14, 2025 | 12:57pm -
Lady Gaga Had a 'Psychotic Break' While Hitting Career HighsBy Claire GuinanNovember 14, 2025 | 10:58am -
The Best Basketball Player Alive Got Better AgainBy Jacob WeindlingNovember 13, 2025 | 4:36pm -
More Young Women Than Ever Want to GTFO of the U.S.By Danielle HanNovember 13, 2025 | 4:06pm -
Now Accepting Applications to Replace the Lucky PennyBy Claire GuinanNovember 13, 2025 | 3:54pm -
Let Me Into Pope Leo’s Letterboxd Account ASAPBy Claire GuinanNovember 13, 2025 | 2:36pm -
If Only Kash Patel Would Just Fly Away By Danielle HanNovember 13, 2025 | 2:06pm -
Under Trump, the U.S. Is on a Path to Committing Grave Human Rights Atrocities in AmericaBy Ross PomeNovember 13, 2025 | 11:19am -
Hold Some Space for Ariana Grande and SpongeBobBy Lauren TousignantNovember 13, 2025 | 9:34am -
Ruby Rose Just KO'd Sydney SweeneyBy Lauren TousignantNovember 12, 2025 | 4:51pm -
Epstein Victim Literally Wrote: ‘I Dont Want to Come Early to Find Trump in Your House’By Danielle HanNovember 12, 2025 | 4:36pm -
The Epstein Files Are Probably Why Trump Doesn’t Think He’s Getting Into HeavenBy Jacob WeindlingNovember 12, 2025 | 4:22pm -
Jack Schlossberg Is Taking a Break from Shitposting to Run for CongressBy Danielle HanNovember 12, 2025 | 2:01pm -
GOP Says Dems Can Extend Americans' Health Insurance...If They Also Further Restrict Abortion By Lauren TousignantNovember 12, 2025 | 11:16am -
Kim Kardashian Vanished Photos of Meghan Markle at Her Mom's BirthdayBy Kady Ruth AshcraftNovember 12, 2025 | 9:34am -
Female Navy Captain's Historic Promotion Inexplicably Blocked by ~Someone~ at the PentagonBy Danielle HanNovember 11, 2025 | 5:41pm -
Bari Weiss and Billionaire Failson David Ellison Have No Clue What They're Doing at CBSBy Jacob WeindlingNovember 11, 2025 | 5:39pm -
Bawling: Women’s College Soccer Team Honors Late Teammate With Wildly Inspiring WinBy Alyssa MercanteNovember 11, 2025 | 4:02pm -
My Sleep Paralysis Demon is Mar-a-Lago FaceBy Danielle HanNovember 11, 2025 | 2:26pm -
Everyone's Getting a Bag of Dry Pasta for ChristmasBy Lauren TousignantNovember 11, 2025 | 12:58pm -
The Economy Does Better Under Democrats, but Most People Don’t Know ThatBy Thor BensonNovember 11, 2025 | 12:41pm -
Beatriz Serrano’s ‘Discontent’ Is Jezebel’s November Book Club PickBy Nora Biette-TimmonsNovember 11, 2025 | 11:38am -
Sydney Sweeney and Zendaya Might Be Beefing...By Alise MoralesNovember 11, 2025 | 10:54am -
Here Are the Democrats Who Just Threw Americans Under the Bus By Lauren TousignantNovember 10, 2025 | 7:32pm -
DHS Just Pepper-Sprayed a BabyBy Danielle HanNovember 10, 2025 | 5:45pm -
Kim Davis Fails (Again!) to Ruin Same-Sex MarriageBy Danielle HanNovember 10, 2025 | 1:56pm -
What Is the Point of Voting for Democrats?By Jacob WeindlingNovember 10, 2025 | 1:16pm -
It’s Official: Meghan & Harry Have Traded Monarchy for OligarchyBy Nora Biette-TimmonsNovember 10, 2025 | 10:54am -
Trump Got Booed So Hard He Forgot His NameBy Danielle HanNovember 10, 2025 | 10:42am -
Florida and Nebraska Just Killed My Blue Wave HighBy Danielle HanNovember 8, 2025 | 11:54am -
Conservative Woman Who Helped Gut Women’s Healthcare Declares Conservative Law Students the Real FeministsBy Lauren TousignantNovember 8, 2025 | 11:17am -
Hilary Duff Doesn’t Remember Recording the Anthem of a GenerationBy Claire GuinanNovember 7, 2025 | 3:00pm -
I’ll Bet the Under On Elon Musk’s $1 Trillion Tesla PackageBy Jacob WeindlingNovember 7, 2025 | 2:45pm -
Are You a 'Hitler Is Cool' Republican or a 'Hitler Sucks' Republican?By Danielle HanNovember 7, 2025 | 2:25pm -
Marjorie Taylor Greene Is Trump’s Canary In the Coal MineBy Jacob WeindlingNovember 7, 2025 | 12:28pm -
Candace Cameron Bure Now Supports Salt, No Update on Gay Marriage Though By Lauren TousignantNovember 7, 2025 | 11:10am -
Maybe It Ends With $161 Million in Damages By Lauren TousignantNovember 7, 2025 | 9:53am -
Thanks for Not Insisting on Dying in Office, Nancy PelosiBy Danielle HanNovember 6, 2025 | 6:08pm -
ESPN Tacitly Admits Sports Gambling Is a Problem, But They’ll Still Profit from ItBy Jacob WeindlingNovember 6, 2025 | 5:37pm -
Ah, Motherly AdviceBy Claire GuinanNovember 6, 2025 | 4:50pm -
Meta Is a Fraudulent Company Run By a Clueless, Creepy Boy KingBy Jacob WeindlingNovember 6, 2025 | 2:28pm -
Good Luck Flying Home This ThanksgivingBy Danielle HanNovember 6, 2025 | 1:57pm -
Tom Brady Cloned His Dog, If Anybody Even CaresBy Claire GuinanNovember 6, 2025 | 12:29pm -
Israel's Endless Ceasefire Violations Continue UnabatedBy Roqayah ChamseddineNovember 6, 2025 | 10:56am -
Timothée Chalamet Has Never Seen 'Girls' By Lauren TousignantNovember 6, 2025 | 10:14am -
Pam Bondi Figures Out Time Travel for Lindsey HalliganBy Danielle HanNovember 5, 2025 | 4:58pm -
One of the World’s Most Powerful Women Is Pressing Charges After Getting Groped by a Drunk DudeBy Danielle HanNovember 5, 2025 | 3:56pm -
…Why Is There a “The Oval Office” Sign Outside The Oval Office?By Jacob WeindlingNovember 5, 2025 | 2:38pm -
Democrats Won Practically Everywhere Last Night, and Helped Protect Abortion AccessBy Susan RinkunasNovember 5, 2025 | 2:15pm -
Small-d Democrats Fight BackBy Jacob WeindlingNovember 5, 2025 | 1:37pm -
Behold the Right’s Post-Election 2025 CrashoutBy Danielle HanNovember 5, 2025 | 12:51pm -
That Was the Quickest, Least Stressful Election Night I've Ever ExperiencedBy Lauren TousignantNovember 5, 2025 | 8:25am -
Sorry (Not Sorry) to This Man, Who DiedBy Lauren TousignantNovember 4, 2025 | 6:46pm -
Trump May Have Popped the Crypto BubbleBy Jacob WeindlingNovember 4, 2025 | 5:19pm -
Election Day 2025: Record Turnout in NYC & Bomb Threats in New JerseyBy Danielle HanNovember 4, 2025 | 3:52pm -
More Bad News: Tech Bros Are Sperm RacingBy Jackie JenningsNovember 4, 2025 | 2:40pm -
Some Democrats Are Horrified That They May Win and People May Like ThemBy Jacob WeindlingNovember 4, 2025 | 2:15pm -
What Is This Feeling?By Alise MoralesNovember 4, 2025 | 11:41am -
Dick Cheney, Architect of Our Modern Trumpian Malaise, Dies at 84By Jacob WeindlingNovember 4, 2025 | 11:32am -
Women’s Soccer Coach Let ChatGPT Run Her DefenseBy Alyssa MercanteNovember 4, 2025 | 9:07am -
Ken Paxton Bags Another Loss in Battle Against Shield LawsBy Danielle HanNovember 3, 2025 | 4:30pm -
It Ends With...AnticlimaxBy Audra HeinrichsNovember 3, 2025 | 12:57pm -
A Little Party Never Killed Nobody but Lack of Access to Food DoesBy Danielle HanNovember 3, 2025 | 11:23am -
Guess Who Sydney Sweeney Saw This WeekendBy Audra HeinrichsNovember 3, 2025 | 10:04am -
As SNAP Was About to Expire, Trump Sent Billions to Other Countries, Accepted a Crown, and Worked on a BallroomBy Susan RinkunasOctober 31, 2025 | 7:37pm -
Trump's Favorite Border Patrol Chief Is Really Leaning Into a Certain...ImageBy Danielle HanOctober 31, 2025 | 6:03pm -
Usha, U Good??By Danielle HanOctober 31, 2025 | 5:30pm -
How Much Do We Think Prince Andrew Is *Not* Sweating Right Now?By Audra HeinrichsOctober 31, 2025 | 3:35pm -
Trump’s Anti-Trans Agenda Is Hurting Veterans With Male Breast CancerBy Danielle HanOctober 31, 2025 | 2:48pm -
Katie Miller Crashes Out On-Air After Being Called a Liar By Danielle HanOctober 31, 2025 | 12:24pm -
Bleak Days Ahead - But No Room for DespairBy Tiernan CannonOctober 31, 2025 | 10:44am -
Maybe It's Time for Jon Stewart to Step BackBy Jason TabrysOctober 31, 2025 | 10:32am -
Trump Finally Punishes Russia. What Now?By Jen KirbyOctober 31, 2025 | 10:16am -
Former Reality Star Tells Other Reality Star That Man Did, in Fact, Land on MoonBy Audra HeinrichsOctober 31, 2025 | 9:58am -
Kourtney Kardashian Will Not Be Getting Off Her Ass to WorkBy Audra HeinrichsOctober 30, 2025 | 3:57pm -
Great Hunger: Gang Violence Deepens Haiti’s Food CrisisBy Tiernan CannonOctober 30, 2025 | 12:49pm -
What We Applauded & What We Endured at the New York Film FestivalBy Audra HeinrichsOctober 30, 2025 | 12:41pm