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The Uneasy Return of BratzBy Maria ShermanNovember 1, 2019 | 4:30pm - For Halloween, Don Jr. Was 'Man Who Tweets Conspiracy Theories on the Internet and Is Also Holding a Hunting Bow'By Ashley ReeseNovember 1, 2019 | 3:30pm
- Of Course P!nk Was High, Come On!By Molly OsbergNovember 1, 2019 | 2:25pm
- Elderly Racist New Yorker Moves to FloridaBy Esther WangNovember 1, 2019 | 1:57pm
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Just Stop Trying, IvankaBy Esther WangOctober 31, 2019 | 10:30pm -
North West's Pivot Makes Absolute Sense And No Sense At AllBy Caitlin CruzOctober 31, 2019 | 9:36pm -
Let's Remember TitanicBy Jezebel StaffOctober 31, 2019 | 9:30pm -
Fuck Off, Nancy [UPDATED]By Esther WangOctober 31, 2019 | 8:00pm - This 70s Board Game Pits Capitalists Against Workers. Guess Who WinsBy Lisa FischerOctober 31, 2019 | 7:00pm
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The Strange, Sad Story of the Ken Doll's CrotchBy Rich JuzwiakOctober 31, 2019 | 6:15pm -
I Can't Stop Watching This Late 1960s Soap Opera About a VampireBy Kelly FairclothOctober 31, 2019 | 6:09pm -
How The Lighthouse's Seagulls Got Ready for Their CloseupBy Rich JuzwiakOctober 31, 2019 | 5:00pm -
Sure Seems Like the President Just Admitted Melania Wouldn't Be Sad If He DiedBy Ashley ReeseOctober 31, 2019 | 4:30pm -
I Would Have Sex With an Entire Major League Baseball Team If Given the OpportunityBy Megan ReynoldsOctober 31, 2019 | 4:00pm - Wendy Williams Freaked Out By Costumed Audience Members on HalloweenBy Rich JuzwiakOctober 31, 2019 | 3:30pm
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FKA twigs Brings Her Stripper Pole to Fallon For Magnificent 'cellophane' PerformanceBy Hazel CillsOctober 31, 2019 | 3:05pm -
Jezebel Investigates: BaseballBy Clover HopeOctober 31, 2019 | 2:45pm -
Vroom Vroom! Get a Load of Aunt Becky's Crime CarBy Joan SummersOctober 31, 2019 | 2:20pm -
Is This Doll Haunted?By Megan ReynoldsOctober 31, 2019 | 1:49pm -
Washington Nationals Fans Continue Their Hallowed Tradition of Booing Donald TrumpBy Esther WangOctober 31, 2019 | 1:23pm -
Emilia Clarke Spills the Beans on That GOT Coffee CupBy Lauren EvansOctober 31, 2019 | 4:40am -
New York City Says More Like Foie Nah, Amirite?By Lauren EvansOctober 31, 2019 | 3:30am -
Meg Ryan Is Done With John Mellencamp, AgainBy Lauren EvansOctober 31, 2019 | 12:50am -
Mick and Donald—Friendship OverBy Ashley ReeseOctober 30, 2019 | 10:30pm -
It's Ivanka Trump's 38th BirthdayBy Ashley ReeseOctober 30, 2019 | 9:30pm -
Is The Trump Dog Real? A Very Serious DebateBy Joan SummersOctober 30, 2019 | 8:30pm -
Vanessa Hudgens Will Play Not 1, Not 2, But 3 Princesses in the Princess Switch SequelBy Joan SummersOctober 30, 2019 | 7:30pm -
The Composers Who Write YouTube Influencers' Music, Often for FreeBy Maria ShermanOctober 30, 2019 | 6:10pm -
The Nightmarish Prospect of 'Debating,' Again, Whether Jeffrey Epstein Died By Suicide or Was MurderedBy Esther WangOctober 30, 2019 | 5:06pm -
Is It Possible for the President to Look Less Like Shit? An InvestigationBy Ashley ReeseOctober 30, 2019 | 4:03pm -
Keanu Reeves Shops at Whole Foods As Charity Gala He Was Supposed to 'Host' Rages OnBy Joan SummersOctober 30, 2019 | 2:37pm -
A Mysterious Slime Has Come For Washington D.C.By Esther WangOctober 30, 2019 | 2:04pm -
Is Owning 100 Juicy Tracksuits Too Much, Or Just Enough?By Hazel CillsOctober 30, 2019 | 1:38pm -
Former Juul Executive Says Company Sent Out 1 Million Contaminated Pods They Refused to RecallBy Rebecca FishbeinOctober 30, 2019 | 12:35pm -
Missouri State Health Director Made a Spreadsheet Tracking Planned Parenthood Patients' PeriodsBy Rebecca FishbeinOctober 30, 2019 | 3:10am -
There Is No Such Thing As Taking Too Many Photos of Your CatBy Rebecca FishbeinOctober 30, 2019 | 1:25am -
An Update on Pete Davidson's Dick and Its WhimsBy Rebecca FishbeinOctober 30, 2019 | 12:00am -
Let's Not Today, Alright?By Katie McDonoughOctober 29, 2019 | 10:30pm -
What the Hell Is In This Cursed Air Force One Dish? Some Chefs Attempt to ExplainBy Ashley ReeseOctober 29, 2019 | 9:30pm -
I'm Obsessed With These Soothing Polly Pocket VideosBy Hazel CillsOctober 29, 2019 | 8:30pm -
The Long Shadow of the 'Welfare Queen'By Kelly FairclothOctober 29, 2019 | 7:30pm -
Alabama's Near-Total Abortion Ban Has Been Temporarily BlockedBy Esther WangOctober 29, 2019 | 6:30pm -
Balloon Boy's Father Insists His 'Hoax' Wasn't a 'Hoax,' Ten Years LaterBy Rich JuzwiakOctober 29, 2019 | 4:30pm -
Hidden Camera Clips Popped Up On Pornhub—and the Problem Won't Go AwayBy Tracy Clark-FloryOctober 29, 2019 | 4:00pm -
10 More Petrifying Tales to Ensure You Never Sleep AgainBy Maria ShermanOctober 29, 2019 | 3:30pm -
The Old Taylor Must Come to the Phone Because the 'Shake It Off' Lawsuit Is BackBy Maria ShermanOctober 29, 2019 | 2:52pm -
The Trump Family Is Giving Out the Most Dreaded of All Halloween CandyBy Esther WangOctober 29, 2019 | 2:41pm -
Everyone, But Mostly Luann De Lesseps, Was 'Relieved' When Bethenny Frankel Quit RHONYBy Joan SummersOctober 29, 2019 | 2:15pm -
The Secret to Happiness Is Being a NarcissistBy Maria ShermanOctober 29, 2019 | 1:27pm -
Olivia Newton-John Is Selling Her Sexy Grease Outfit, Which She Had to Be Zipped IntoBy Lauren EvansOctober 29, 2019 | 12:35pm -
Whales, Meet Garbage PatchBy Lauren EvansOctober 29, 2019 | 3:25am -
Australian Doctor Sends 9,000 Texts to Tinder Fling After He Breaks Things OffBy Lauren EvansOctober 29, 2019 | 2:00am -
Ben Affleck's Raya Journey Seems to Be Paying OffBy Lauren EvansOctober 29, 2019 | 12:45am -
The President Has Never Met a DogBy Ashley ReeseOctober 28, 2019 | 10:09pm -
Foodgod Is RisenBy Joan SummersOctober 28, 2019 | 9:10pm -
Katie Hill's Resignation Is an Ugly MessBy Esther WangOctober 28, 2019 | 8:00pm -
The Women Building the Uncanniest Valley of the DollsBy Joan SummersOctober 28, 2019 | 7:00pm -
That's a TittyBy Megan ReynoldsOctober 28, 2019 | 6:40pm -
Teresa and Joe Giudice's Marriage Is Crumbling, But Their Trump Support Is Strong As EverBy Joan SummersOctober 28, 2019 | 5:54pm -
Prince Charles's Staff Is Reportedly Nervous About The Crown By Kelly FairclothOctober 28, 2019 | 3:41pm -
The Dumbest, Brightest, and Most Unintentionally Hilarious 2019 Celebrity Halloween CostumesBy Maria ShermanOctober 28, 2019 | 3:30pm -
Here Are the 10 Most Frightening Stories You Will Ever Hear: Our 2019 WinnersBy Maria ShermanOctober 28, 2019 | 3:00pm -
How Disney's First Woman Animator Broke Into the Boys' ClubBy Nathalia HoltOctober 28, 2019 | 2:45pm -
Class Warfare! Lady Gaga's Golden Globes Dress Listed at Auction by Hotel Housekeeper Claiming She 'Found It'By Joan SummersOctober 28, 2019 | 2:15pm -
Join Me in Closely Observing Melania's Face While President Trump Got Booed at the World SeriesBy Ashley ReeseOctober 28, 2019 | 1:08pm -
New Dracula Seems Every Bit as Horny as Old DraculaBy Emily AlfordOctober 28, 2019 | 12:34pm -
NBC Will Release Victims From Their Confidentiality Agreements, but They Have to Ask FirstBy Emily AlfordOctober 28, 2019 | 2:00am -
Katie Hill Has ResignedBy Emily AlfordOctober 28, 2019 | 1:00am -
In Addition to Being Pointless, Gender Reveal Parties Are Now DeadlyBy Emily AlfordOctober 28, 2019 | 12:00am -
These Rats in Tiny Cars Are Supposed to Teach Us Something, but Mostly I Just Enjoy Watching ThemBy Rebecca FishbeinOctober 27, 2019 | 9:30pm -
Here's How Not to Market Your Baby ProductsBy Rebecca FishbeinOctober 27, 2019 | 8:20pm -
Please Meet Greta Thunberg the Beetle, Not to Be Confused With Greta Thunberg the PersonBy Rebecca FishbeinOctober 27, 2019 | 6:40pm -
Chance the Rapper Gives a Shout Out to the Chicago Teachers Strike on SNLBy Rebecca FishbeinOctober 27, 2019 | 5:35pm -
Saturday Night Social: Cinderblock Will Not Be HurriedBy Emily AlfordOctober 26, 2019 | 9:00pm -
PrEP Deemed 'Too Political' for InstagramBy Emily AlfordOctober 26, 2019 | 8:00pm -
Former Vape-Lovers Are Now Crawling Back to Cigarettes, That Trusty Old StandbyBy Emily AlfordOctober 26, 2019 | 7:00pm -
Georgia Judge Rules That Complaining About Exes on Social Media Is Still Not a Jailable OffenseBy Emily AlfordOctober 26, 2019 | 6:00pm -
Multitasker Jane Fonda Can Accept Awards and Get Arrested at the Same TimeBy Emily AlfordOctober 26, 2019 | 5:00pm -
Rudy Giuliani, Serial Butt-DialerBy Ashley ReeseOctober 25, 2019 | 10:30pm -
Tell Us About the Most Haunted Place You’ve Ever BeenBy Maria ShermanOctober 25, 2019 | 10:00pm - Selena Gomez's Ambitiously Candid 'Lose You To Love Me' Lost UsBy Maria ShermanOctober 25, 2019 | 9:30pm
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Should I Buy These Bad Bitch Snakeskin Booties?By Joan SummersOctober 25, 2019 | 9:00pm -
A Texas High School Football Team Allegedly Used Rape as a 'Hazing' RitualBy Ashley ReeseOctober 25, 2019 | 8:30pm -
The Ugly, Right-Wing Campaign Against Katie HillBy Esther WangOctober 25, 2019 | 8:00pm - This Week in Meghan McCain Brings Birthday Celebrations Featuring Paul Ryan and Also TaxidermyBy Lisa FischerOctober 25, 2019 | 7:00pm
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Donald Trump's Personal Calendar Might Corroborate an Apprentice Contestant's Alleged Sexual AssaultBy Emily AlfordOctober 25, 2019 | 6:45pm -
Oh, So They Are Doing a Hocus Pocus Sequel?!By Megan ReynoldsOctober 25, 2019 | 6:00pm -
Kate Took the Kids Halloween Shopping at a Grocery StoreBy Kelly FairclothOctober 25, 2019 | 5:00pm -
She's FreeBy Megan ReynoldsOctober 25, 2019 | 4:45pm -
How a Texas Custody Battle Over a Trans Child Became the Latest Flashpoint for ConservativesBy Esther WangOctober 25, 2019 | 4:20pm -
As If the Volcano Wasn't Bad Enough, Now Pompeii Faces the TouristsBy Kelly FairclothOctober 25, 2019 | 4:00pm -
Ivanka Says 'Happy Anniversary' to Jared in Very Normal Language That Is Absolutely RelatableBy Ashley ReeseOctober 25, 2019 | 3:30pm -
Rex Orange County Explained, for Ya Old AssBy Maria ShermanOctober 25, 2019 | 3:00pm -
Drake and Kylie Jenner Flirt at Party, Tearing a Hole in the Space-Time ContinuumBy Joan SummersOctober 25, 2019 | 2:15pm -
How to Tell the Difference Between Wind and a GhostBy Maria ShermanOctober 25, 2019 | 1:45pm -
Impressions of Crouton, a Moderately Famous Internet CowBy Ashley ReeseOctober 25, 2019 | 1:05pm -
Please Do Not Force Your Wedding Guests to Play CornholeBy Emily AlfordOctober 25, 2019 | 12:30pm -
Emma, the Office Worker of the Future, Seems Very FriendlyBy Emily AlfordOctober 25, 2019 | 2:15am -
In Utah, 'Premarital Exams' Treat Sex Like a 'Problem to Be Solved'By Emily AlfordOctober 25, 2019 | 1:30am -
A TMZ Reporter Ratted Out Eminem to the Secret Service Over Trump LyricsBy Emily AlfordOctober 25, 2019 | 12:00am -
Kellyanne Conway Would Like to Know What Your Job Is, ExactlyBy Katie McDonoughOctober 24, 2019 | 10:30pm -
Hero Women Kicked Out of Bar After Confronting Harvey Weinstein [UPDATED]By Ashley ReeseOctober 24, 2019 | 10:09pm -
Kanye West Really, Really, Really Does Not Want You to Have Sex to His New AlbumBy Joan SummersOctober 24, 2019 | 8:20pm - Let's All Watch Mark Zuckerberg Get Repeatedly Humiliated by the Progressive Women of CongressBy Katie McDonoughOctober 24, 2019 | 7:10pm
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Kesha Is the Latest Artist to Use Big Freedia's Voice While Ignoring Her ExistenceBy Emily AlfordOctober 24, 2019 | 6:37pm -
Surprisingly, Stassi Schroeder Does Not Want to Get Married in a CemeteryBy Joan SummersOctober 24, 2019 | 6:05pm