- Texas Woman Beats the Breast Milk Donation Record by a Dizzying 23 GallonsBy Doug BarryOctober 28, 2012 | 8:30pm
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- The Curious Case of Botswana’s Androgynous LionessesBy Doug BarryOctober 28, 2012 | 4:00pm
- By Doug BarryOctober 28, 2012 | 3:45pm
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- By Anna BreslawOctober 27, 2012 | 9:45pm
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- Is This Ad The Worst Breast Cancer Awareness Spot Ever?By Erin Gloria RyanOctober 27, 2012 | 7:30pm
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- By Anna BreslawOctober 27, 2012 | 5:30pm
- Planned Parenthood Buys Some Time In Texas Women's Health PlanBy Anna BreslawOctober 27, 2012 | 5:00pm
- But Seriously, Quit Smoking Before You're 30 So You Can Live a Decade LongerBy Anna BreslawOctober 27, 2012 | 4:30pm
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- Joe Simpson's Alleged 21-Year-Old Boyfriend Sounds Like A Real Douche NuggetBy Anna BreslawOctober 27, 2012 | 3:30pm
- I Donated My Eggs for $4,500By AnonymousOctober 27, 2012 | 3:00pm
- 'I Don't Live My Life Making Fun of People': Justin Timberlake Responds to Homeless-Gate 2012By Lindy WestOctober 27, 2012 | 12:40am
- Let's Help Each Other Figure Out Last-Minute Halloween CostumesBy Katie J.M. BakerOctober 26, 2012 | 11:45pm
- Of Course Ryan Lochte Has a Nephew Named TrustinBy Madeleine DaviesOctober 26, 2012 | 11:30pm
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- The Moment You Become a Parent, You Inherit a Ticker Tape of FearBy Tracy MooreOctober 26, 2012 | 11:00pm
- This Dog Really Loves Walks and Really Hates BathsBy Laura BeckOctober 26, 2012 | 10:45pm
- It Takes a Village, and That Includes NanniesBy Katie J.M. BakerOctober 26, 2012 | 10:30pm
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- Is This the Worst Reality TV Casting Call Ever?By Lindy WestOctober 26, 2012 | 7:40pm
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- The Candidates' Wives Regale American Voters With Stories of Chicken and ToiletriesBy Erin Gloria RyanOctober 26, 2012 | 7:00pm
- No Book Can Teach You How to Find Love, and Anyone Who Tells You Otherwise Just Wants Your MoneyBy Lindy WestOctober 26, 2012 | 6:40pm
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- Glam Gowns and Lurking Lagerfeld at the Fashion Group International Night Of StarsBy Dodai StewartOctober 26, 2012 | 6:20pm
- Compassionate Mitt Romney Thinks Gay Parents Aren't Real ParentsBy Erin Gloria RyanOctober 26, 2012 | 6:00pm
- Obie the 77-Pound Dachshund Is Now at the Center of a Raging Custody BattleBy Madeleine DaviesOctober 26, 2012 | 5:40pm
- Manhattan Nanny Stabbing Tragedy Brings Out the Worst in UrbanBaby CommentersBy Katie J.M. BakerOctober 26, 2012 | 5:20pm
- Forever 21 Incurs Subpoenas Over Alleged Violations of Labor LawsBy Jenna SauersOctober 26, 2012 | 5:00pm
- Teen Mom 2 Returns With Outdated Storylines That Happened Over a Year AgoBy Tracie Egan MorrisseyOctober 26, 2012 | 4:40pm
- Miserable Troll Ann Coulter Forced to Cancel Speaking Engagement Because Everyone Hates HerBy Erin Gloria RyanOctober 26, 2012 | 4:20pm
- 'I Consider Myself a True Gentleman': Excerpts From the Cannibal Cop's OKCupid ProfileBy Katie J.M. BakerOctober 26, 2012 | 4:00pm
- MTV Settles Rape Lawsuit With Real World Alum After Implying She Asked for ItBy Tracie Egan MorrisseyOctober 26, 2012 | 3:30pm
- Oh My Sweet Teacup! Is This the World's Smallest Dog?By Madeleine DaviesOctober 26, 2012 | 3:10pm
- By Jessica CoenOctober 26, 2012 | 3:05pm
- Lolo Jones Joins U.S. Bobsled Team, Will Get Some Kind of Olympic Medal If It Kills HerBy Madeleine DaviesOctober 26, 2012 | 2:50pm
- Obama Wants You to Vote Like Your Vagina Depends On ItBy Katie J.M. BakerOctober 26, 2012 | 2:25pm
- Canadian Anti-Choice Wackos Awarded Diamond Jubilee MedalsBy Laura BeckOctober 26, 2012 | 2:00pm
- Retired Playboy Bunnies Seem Like Ladies We'd Want To Hang Out WithBy Laura BeckOctober 26, 2012 | 1:40pm
- Taylor Swift and Conor Kennedy Split, Rain Falls on the Grassy Knoll of Her HeartBy Anna BreslawOctober 26, 2012 | 1:00pm
- President Obama Publicly Backs Same-Sex Marriage LawsBy Laura BeckOctober 26, 2012 | 3:45am
- Let's Talk Halloween Candy: What Are You Giving Out This Year?By Laura BeckOctober 26, 2012 | 3:15am
- Pigs Eating Pumpkins For the Greater GoodBy Laura BeckOctober 26, 2012 | 3:00am
- Slut-Shamed Teen Commits Suicide, Taunted by Classmates To the Very EndBy Laura BeckOctober 26, 2012 | 2:15am
- Sarah Jessica Parker Talks Over Dumbass Billy Bush, Stumps for Obama, Wins the Election For Our HeartsBy Laura BeckOctober 26, 2012 | 1:15am
- Cameron Diaz Totally Cockblocks Chris Martin, Lucky HimBy Laura BeckOctober 26, 2012 | 12:45am
- Lindsay Lohan's Publicist Is Finally Like, 'Uuuuugh, I'm Done with You Fuckers'By Lindy WestOctober 26, 2012 | 12:40am
- Comment of the Day: Beauty is My Afterbirth, a PoemBy Laura BeckOctober 26, 2012 | 12:30am
- Donald Trump and Ann Coulter Are Birds of Butthole FeatherBy Madeleine DaviesOctober 25, 2012 | 11:20pm
- What's Your Sexytime Soundtrack?By Dodai StewartOctober 25, 2012 | 11:00pm
- For the Love of God, Will We Ever Stop Asking if Men and Women Can Really Be 'Just Friends'?By Lindy WestOctober 25, 2012 | 10:40pm
- Andrea Peyser Thinks Romney Is the "True Feminist Candidate," Clearly Doesn't Understand FeminismBy Madeleine DaviesOctober 25, 2012 | 10:20pm
- New Law Could Force Porn Actors to Wear Condoms Like Filthy SailorsBy Erin Gloria RyanOctober 25, 2012 | 10:00pm
- Tiniest Canine Disguised as Largest Land MammalBy Laura BeckOctober 25, 2012 | 9:45pm
- The 'Pussification' of America: Trinity College's Greek Houses Go Co-EdBy Katie J.M. BakerOctober 25, 2012 | 9:30pm
- What Would The Exorcist Look Like if It Were an '80s Sitcom?By Madeleine DaviesOctober 25, 2012 | 9:15pm
- Woman Writes About Sexism in the Skeptic Community; Men Get Violently Upset About Their Own FeelingsBy Katie J.M. BakerOctober 25, 2012 | 9:00pm
- Let's Scare the Crap Out of Everyone: Tell Us Your Most Terrifying TalesBy Dodai StewartOctober 25, 2012 | 8:45pm
- New Site Tracks How Many Days Have Passed Since a Republican Said Something Shitty About RapeBy Erin Gloria RyanOctober 25, 2012 | 8:30pm
- Christina Aguilera's Bones Mangled in Terrible Photoshop IncidentBy Dodai StewartOctober 25, 2012 | 8:15pm
- Poll: What Kind Of Self Tanner Do You Think Mitt Romney Uses?By Jenna SauersOctober 25, 2012 | 8:00pm
- Tina Fey Has Had it Up To Here With 'Grey-Faced Men' Telling Women What Rape IsBy Erin Gloria RyanOctober 25, 2012 | 7:40pm
- 'Birth Art': The Most Horrifying Trend EverBy Tracie Egan MorrisseyOctober 25, 2012 | 7:20pm
- Voters Who Are Neither Moms Nor Waitresses Now Being Referred to as 'Waitress Moms'By Erin Gloria RyanOctober 25, 2012 | 7:00pm
- NYC Cop Allegedly Plotted to Cook and Eat Women. Really.By Katie J.M. BakerOctober 25, 2012 | 6:20pm
- Mitt Romney's Dark Secret Is Spray TansBy Jenna SauersOctober 25, 2012 | 6:00pm
- Voter ID Laws Are Actually a Sneaky Way to Silence Women of ColorBy Erin Gloria RyanOctober 25, 2012 | 5:50pm
- Everyone Still Loves Hillary ClintonBy Katie J.M. BakerOctober 25, 2012 | 5:20pm
- Drunk Girl Therapist Has Relationship Advice for YouBy Dodai StewartOctober 25, 2012 | 5:00pm
- Trendy Trousers and Ridiculously Beautiful Skin at the Cloud Atlas PremiereBy Dodai StewartOctober 25, 2012 | 4:40pm
- Women, Ovulating or Not, Are More Sexually Attracted to Sexually Attractive MenBy Madeleine DaviesOctober 25, 2012 | 4:20pm
- Stephen Colbert Invites Donald Trump to Gargle His Balls For CharityBy Erin Gloria RyanOctober 25, 2012 | 4:00pm
- The Twelve Most Depressing Things About the Election, and How You Can Make Yourself Feel BetterBy Lindy WestOctober 25, 2012 | 3:30pm
- New Concerns Raised Over Pregnant Women Taking Anti-DepressantsBy Tracie Egan MorrisseyOctober 25, 2012 | 3:10pm
- By Erin Gloria RyanOctober 25, 2012 | 2:50pm
- Pennsylvania Bill Requires Low-Income Women to Prove They Were Raped in Order to Qualify for WelfareBy Katie J.M. BakerOctober 25, 2012 | 2:25pm
- Brazilian Woman's Virginity Sold at Auction for $780,000By Laura BeckOctober 25, 2012 | 2:00pm
- Women Can't Do Pull-Ups and the Presidential Physical Fitness Test Is a LieBy Laura BeckOctober 25, 2012 | 1:30pm
- The Kurt and Courtney Musical Will Either Be Awesome or a Total DisasterBy Anna BreslawOctober 25, 2012 | 1:00pm