Saltburn Was Never About the Cum, It Was All About the Puke
Emerald Fennell’s sophomore film got zero Oscar noms, maybe because the Acadamy focused too closely on the cum & grave-fucking and not enough on all the vomit.
 
                            
The Film Academy clearly didn’t enjoy Saltburn as much as the rest of us. Oscar nominations were announced this morning and, in spite of the internet’s collective love-to-hate (or hate-to-love) fixation on the Brideshead Revisited x Mariah Carey’s “Obsessed” collab no one asked for, writer-director Emerald Fennell’s sophomore movie didn’t receive a single Academy Award nomination. This follows Saltburn being completely shut out of SAG award nominations and receiving just two nominations at the Golden Globes; though the film eked out 5 nods from the BAFTAs, receiving nominations for Outstanding British Film, Original Score, Leading Actor, Supporting Actor, and Supporting Actress.
While studios will spend the next few weeks campaigning for Oppenheimer and Barbie, I have a “for your consideration” of my own about Saltburn’s Oscar-worthy use of bodily fluid. And I’m not talking about the bathtub cum-water.
During Saltburn’s two-hour and seven-minute run, vomit or the act of vomiting is shown on screen seven times and is implied once. Discussion of vomit or vomiting occurs on screen another five times. To put it plainly, Saltburn is a pukefest. As shocking, revolting, sexy, and predatory as Oliver (Keoghan) “guzzling” his friend Felix’s (Elordi) bathtub-cum water straight out of the drain is, it only happens once. In the world of Saltburn, cum is just cum. But the vomit is weightier, and in my opinion, much more deserving of our attention.
So buckle up, pop a Zofran, and let’s wade into the sick of it.
Spoilers ahead
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