- This One Time, Kourtney Kardashian Dribbled Some Breast Milk Onto Kim's LegBy Anna BreslawJanuary 26, 2013 | 4:30pm
- Fox News Dumps Sarah Palin, Upgrades to a Furby with a Wig on ItBy Lindy WestJanuary 26, 2013 | 1:00am
- Massive Lawsuit Calls American Idol Producers a Bunch of RacistsBy Anna BreslawJanuary 25, 2013 | 2:00pm
- Lisa D'Amato from Top Model Fell Down and Messed Up Her FaceBy Lindy WestJanuary 25, 2013 | 1:00am
- Nicki Minaj Storms Off Idol Because Mariah's So Fucking AnnoyingBy Anna BreslawJanuary 24, 2013 | 2:00pm
- Beyonce 'Didn't Think There Was Anything Wrong' with Crushing Our Patriotic DreamsBy Lindy WestJanuary 24, 2013 | 1:00am
- Gwyneth Paltrow Is Cockblocking Cameron Diaz Until She Gets It TogetherBy Anna BreslawJanuary 23, 2013 | 2:00pm
- Beyonce Says Giving Birth Allowed Her to 'Surrender' to 'Sensuality'By Lindy WestJanuary 23, 2013 | 1:00am
- Pippa Middleton Trades Writing for Belgian Boar HuntingBy Anna BreslawJanuary 22, 2013 | 2:00pm
- Prince Harry Says He 'Can't Wait' to Be an Uncle and Also Don't Forget About His Nude Penis, PleaseBy Lindy WestJanuary 22, 2013 | 1:00am
- Jennifer Lawrence Denounces Unflattering Paparazzi Pic: 'That's Not My Butt!'By Anna BreslawJanuary 21, 2013 | 2:00pm
- Lindsay Lohan Scoffs at Your Plea Deals, Mortal Prosecutors!By Doug BarryJanuary 20, 2013 | 4:30pm
- Justin Bieber’s Mom Proudly Presents Abortion: The MovieBy Doug BarryJanuary 19, 2013 | 4:30pm
- Is Madonna a Saintly Third-World School Builder or a Nefarious Self-Aggrandizing Lie-Monger?By Lindy WestJanuary 19, 2013 | 1:00am
- Jennifer Lopez Pissed About This Truly Hideous Magazine CoverBy Anna BreslawJanuary 18, 2013 | 2:00pm
- Tiger Woods Re-Proposes to Ex-Wife Elin Nordegren with $200 Million Prenup Because OH, SURE, WHY NOTBy Lindy WestJanuary 18, 2013 | 1:00am
- Lena Dunham Proclaims Herself Not That Fat 'For Like, Detroit'By Anna BreslawJanuary 17, 2013 | 2:00pm
- Good Job, Society—Kim Kardashian Now Feels the Need to Specify She Won't Be Allowing TV Cameras in Her Birth CanalBy Lindy WestJanuary 17, 2013 | 1:00am
- Lady Gaga Wants to Buy Back Neverland Ranch for the Little JacksonsBy Anna BreslawJanuary 16, 2013 | 2:00pm
- Drop Everything Right Now: Nicki Minaj's Wig Man Has Quit Over 'Creative Differences'By Lindy WestJanuary 16, 2013 | 1:00am
- Rumor Has It the Father of Jodie Foster’s Kids Was Gay Casting DirectorBy Anna BreslawJanuary 15, 2013 | 2:00pm
- Cruel Temptress A.J. McLean Says There's Always a Place for Ryan Gosling in the Backstreet BoysBy Lindy WestJanuary 15, 2013 | 1:00am
- American Royalty Blue Ivy Got a Diamond Barbie For Her First BirthdayBy Anna BreslawJanuary 14, 2013 | 2:00pm
- Grant Bowler Gallantly Defends Castle Lohan from the New York TimesBy Doug BarryJanuary 13, 2013 | 4:00pm
- Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson Should Just Break Up AlreadyBy Anna BreslawJanuary 12, 2013 | 4:30pm
- Britney Spears and Jason Trawick Decide to Not Be Photographed Together AnymoreBy Doug BarryJanuary 12, 2013 | 1:00am
- Harry Styles Dumped Taylor Swift Because She's an Asexual Antiques EnthusiastBy Anna BreslawJanuary 11, 2013 | 2:00pm
- Kindness Cyborg Ryan Gosling Handed Out Girl Scout Cookies to Delighted StrangersBy Doug BarryJanuary 11, 2013 | 1:00am
- Britney Spears Quits The X Factor Before They Can Fire Her AssBy Anna BreslawJanuary 10, 2013 | 2:00pm
- Lindsay Lohan Might Have Stolen Elizabeth Taylor's Treasured Magic Bracelet of FriendshipBy Lindy WestJanuary 10, 2013 | 1:00am
- Mila Kunis Wears Sweatpants, Tears Hole in Space-Time ContinuumBy Anna BreslawJanuary 9, 2013 | 2:00pm
- Katharine McPhee Doesn't Need Some Stupid Stinky Baby-Thing Wasting Her Me-TimeBy Lindy WestJanuary 9, 2013 | 1:00am
- Taylor Swift and Harry Styles Are Never Ever Getting—Oh, Fuck ItBy Anna BreslawJanuary 8, 2013 | 2:00pm
- Ryan Lochte Is Getting a Ryan Lochte Reality Show About What Ryan Lochte Would DoBy Lindy WestJanuary 8, 2013 | 1:00am
- JFK Stops Emma Watson To Ask Her Where Mommy And Daddy AreBy Anna BreslawJanuary 7, 2013 | 2:00pm
- Liam Neeson Thinks Society Is Far Too Sexy for Its Own GoodBy Doug BarryJanuary 6, 2013 | 4:30pm
- Justin Bieber Smoked a Blunt At a Hotel Party The Day After Paparazzo Was Killed Chasing His CarBy Anna BreslawJanuary 5, 2013 | 4:30pm
- Emma Stone Discusses 'Writhing Around All Over Ryan Gosling's Bed'By Lindy WestJanuary 5, 2013 | 1:00am
- Frank Ocean's New Year's Eve Arrest, Explained: 'Hi, Guys, I Smoke Pot'By Anna BreslawJanuary 4, 2013 | 2:00pm
- Bethenny Frankel and Jason Hoppy Argued Constantly About 'Gender Roles'; Are Still Living Together Post-SplitBy Lindy WestJanuary 4, 2013 | 1:00am
- Girls Fans Throw Shade at Lena Dunham for Liking Taylor SwiftBy Anna BreslawJanuary 3, 2013 | 2:00pm
- Julianne Hough Opens Up About Childhood Abuse: 'I Was a Tormented Little Kid Who Had to Put on This Sexy Façade'By Lindy WestJanuary 3, 2013 | 1:30am
- Of Course Rihanna and Chris Brown Spent New Year's Eve in Bed TogetherBy Anna BreslawJanuary 2, 2013 | 2:00pm
- Here's Kathy Griffin Trying to Kiss Anderson Cooper on the DongBy Lindy WestJanuary 2, 2013 | 1:00am
- R.I.P. Whitney, Phyllis, Nora, and Etta—We Lost Some Treasures in 2012By Lindy WestJanuary 1, 2013 | 1:00am
- Lindsay Lohan’s Life Has Taken a Decidedly Film Noir TurnBy Doug BarryDecember 2, 2012 | 4:30pm
- Lindsay Lohan Called That Woman a Thief and a "Fucking Gypsy" Right Before She Punched HerBy Anna BreslawDecember 1, 2012 | 4:30pm
- Lindsay Lohan Called That Woman a Thief and a "Fucking Gypsy" Right Before She Punched HerBy Anna BreslawDecember 1, 2012 | 4:30pm
- Miley Cyrus Might Become the New Half-Man on Two and a Half MenBy Lindy WestDecember 1, 2012 | 1:15am
- Miley Cyrus Might Become the New Half-Man on Two and a Half MenBy Lindy WestDecember 1, 2012 | 1:15am
- Kate Middleton's Uterus Is Making Camilla Parker Bowles an AlcoholicBy Anna BreslawNovember 30, 2012 | 2:00pm
- The Florida Psychic that Lindsay Lohan Allegedly Punched Is 'Aggravated, Swollen,' and in HidingBy Lindy WestNovember 30, 2012 | 1:50am
- It's Thursday So Lindsay Lohan Got Arrested AgainBy Anna BreslawNovember 29, 2012 | 2:00pm
- The Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries Divorce Has Now Gone on 8,000 Times Longer than Their Actual MarriageBy Lindy WestNovember 29, 2012 | 1:10am
- Whoops, Jessica Simpson Accidentally Got Pregnant AgainBy Anna BreslawNovember 28, 2012 | 2:00pm
- Third Accuser Files Underage Sex Lawsuit Against Kevin ClashBy Lindy WestNovember 28, 2012 | 1:20am
- Jada Pinkett Smith Exasperatedly Reminds Everyone Willow Isn't Defined By Her HairBy Anna BreslawNovember 27, 2012 | 2:00pm
- Kid from Two and a Half Men Goes on Weird Christian Tirade About How Two and a Half Men Is the Work of the DevilBy Lindy WestNovember 27, 2012 | 1:35am
- Chris Brown Deletes Twitter After Making Vile Retorts to Female ComedianBy Anna BreslawNovember 26, 2012 | 2:00pm
- Kathie Lee Attends Her Own Broadway Show So She Can Laugh Inappropriately and Pose for PicturesBy Doug BarryNovember 25, 2012 | 4:30pm
- Lady Gaga Was Naked and Eating Leftovers When She Stumbled On Intruders In Her GarageBy Anna BreslawNovember 24, 2012 | 4:30pm
- Halle Berry’s Ex-Husband and Current Fiancé Come to Blows and Ruin ThanksgivingBy Doug BarryNovember 23, 2012 | 3:45pm
- In Awkward Thanksgiving News, Mayim Bialik Announces That She’s Getting DivorcedBy Doug BarryNovember 22, 2012 | 4:00pm
- Justin Bieber Will Not Be Charged for Allegedly Kicking a Paparazzo in the GutsBy Lindy WestNovember 22, 2012 | 1:00am
- Jennifer Lawrence's Obsession With Honey Boo Boo Caused a Fender BenderBy Anna BreslawNovember 21, 2012 | 2:00pm
- Rihanna Apologizes for Imprisoning Journalists in Louche Dionysian Airplane of TerrorBy Lindy WestNovember 21, 2012 | 1:50am
- Kim Kardashian Will Bring Peace Milkshakes to Middle EastBy Anna BreslawNovember 20, 2012 | 2:00pm
- Peter Jackson Denies Cruelty Allegations, Says All Animals on Set Died Peacefully of Old Age in the Arms of Sarah McLachlanBy Lindy WestNovember 20, 2012 | 1:00am
- The Hobbit Was a 'Death Trap' For AnimalsBy Anna BreslawNovember 19, 2012 | 2:00pm
- Taylor Swift Sounds Like a Knotted Bundle of Anxiety with a Pretty Good Singing VoiceBy Doug BarryNovember 18, 2012 | 4:30pm
- Shocker: Kim Kardashian Weighing In on Israel-Palestine Conflict Doesn't Go Over WellBy Anna BreslawNovember 17, 2012 | 4:30pm
- Emaciated Matthew McConaughey Is Dreaming of a Very Specific Cheeseburger FeastBy Lindy WestNovember 17, 2012 | 1:00am
- Rihanna Commandeers a Plane, Gets Journalists WastedBy Anna BreslawNovember 16, 2012 | 2:00pm
- Ben Affleck Says the Press Treated Him 'Worse Than Scott Peterson' at the Height of Bennifer MadnessBy Lindy WestNovember 16, 2012 | 1:00am
- Jay-Z Unwisely Invokes The Wrath of Robert DeNiroBy Anna BreslawNovember 15, 2012 | 2:00pm
- Snooki Gets Emotional Over Hurricane Sandy: 'This Really Sucks'By Lindy WestNovember 15, 2012 | 1:00am
- Keira Knightley's Breasts Discuss Anorexia, Feminism in AllureBy Anna BreslawNovember 14, 2012 | 2:00pm
- Accuser Recants His Allegations of Underage Affair with ElmoBy Lindy WestNovember 14, 2012 | 1:40am
- Kristen Stewart Celebrated the Final Twilight Movie With a See-Through Dress and Robert PattinsonBy Anna BreslawNovember 13, 2012 | 2:00pm
- Enraged Shoppers Demand that Macy's Fire Donald Trump for Being a Disgusting, Ugly ShitbagBy Lindy WestNovember 13, 2012 | 1:25am
- Liza Minnelli Got a Little Too Fucked Up at a Fancy BenefitBy Anna BreslawNovember 12, 2012 | 2:00pm
- Lady Gaga Partied So Hard in Rio That She Got a Tattoo, Burned the City DownBy Doug BarryNovember 11, 2012 | 4:30pm
- Alas, Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Are No MoreBy Anna BreslawNovember 10, 2012 | 4:30pm
- Judge Rules that Halle Berry's Baby Shall Never Set Foot on Filthy French SoilBy Lindy WestNovember 10, 2012 | 1:10am
- Adele Doesn't Care About Her Weight and Probably Has Better Sex Than YouBy Anna BreslawNovember 9, 2012 | 2:00pm
- Cee Lo Is Definitely Not a Sex Criminal, Says Some Lady Who Has No Idea Whether or Not Cee-Lo Is a Sex CriminalBy Lindy WestNovember 9, 2012 | 1:25am
- Brangelina Threatened By Jonny Lee Miller's Mediocre CBS ShowBy Anna BreslawNovember 8, 2012 | 2:00pm
- Modern Family's Ariel Winter Is Removed from Her Mother's Home After Horrible Abuse AllegationsBy Lindy WestNovember 8, 2012 | 1:00am
- Melissa McCarthy Is Hella Positive About Weight, LifeBy Anna BreslawNovember 7, 2012 | 2:00pm
- Lindsay Lohan Facing Jail Time for Lying to Police, but Who Fucking Cares, It's ELECTION NIGHTBy Lindy WestNovember 7, 2012 | 1:15am
- Jay and Bey Have Some Eleventh-Hour Obama Endorsements For YouBy Anna BreslawNovember 6, 2012 | 2:00pm
- Today in Things I Couldn't Even Make Up, Britney Spears Is Writing a NovelBy Lindy WestNovember 6, 2012 | 1:30am
- No Doubt Does In Fact Exhibit Doubt About Offensive Native American-Themed Music VideoBy Anna BreslawNovember 5, 2012 | 2:00pm
- Old Dickhead Interrupts Lady Edith at the TheaterBy Doug BarryNovember 4, 2012 | 4:30pm
- Dirt Bag: Stephenie Meyer Is Never Going to Leave You AloneBy JezebelNovember 3, 2012 | 12:30am
- Dirt Bag: Rihanna Mounted Chris Brown In Public On HalloweenBy JezebelNovember 2, 2012 | 1:00pm
- Dirt Bag: Joe Simpson Is Totally Definitely Not Gay, Says Some Random GuyBy JezebelNovember 2, 2012 | 12:07am
- Dirt Bag: Tim Tebow and Camilla Belle Substitute Bowling For Sexual IntercourseBy JezebelNovember 1, 2012 | 1:01pm
- Dirt Bag: Billy Elliot Marries Marilyn Manson's Ex-GirlfriendBy JezebelNovember 1, 2012 | 12:28am
- Dirt Bag: Kelsey Grammer Defends Partying with His Newborn at the Playboy MansionBy JezebelOctober 31, 2012 | 12:09am
- Mila Kunis Is Pregnant, Declare Tabloid GynecologistsBy Anna BreslawOctober 29, 2012 | 1:00pm
- Don’t Look Now, but the Bengals Cheerleader Who Had Sex with Her High School Student Is Probs Getting a Reality ShowBy Doug BarryOctober 28, 2012 | 3:30pm
- Joe Simpson's Alleged 21-Year-Old Boyfriend Sounds Like A Real Douche NuggetBy Anna BreslawOctober 27, 2012 | 3:30pm
- 'I Don't Live My Life Making Fun of People': Justin Timberlake Responds to Homeless-Gate 2012By Lindy WestOctober 27, 2012 | 12:40am
- Taylor Swift and Conor Kennedy Split, Rain Falls on the Grassy Knoll of Her HeartBy Anna BreslawOctober 26, 2012 | 1:00pm
- Lindsay Lohan's Publicist Is Finally Like, 'Uuuuugh, I'm Done with You Fuckers'By Lindy WestOctober 26, 2012 | 12:40am
- The Kurt and Courtney Musical Will Either Be Awesome or a Total DisasterBy Anna BreslawOctober 25, 2012 | 1:00pm
- Adele's Newborn Baby Welcomed to World by Hateful Twitter TrollsBy Anna BreslawOctober 22, 2012 | 1:00pm