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- A Very Merry Kerry WashingtonBy Dodai StewartJanuary 8, 2013 | 11:45pm
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- Alabama Rep. Introduces Bill to Stop the State From Teaching That 'Homosexuality Is an Unacceptable, Criminal Lifestyle'By Laura BeckJanuary 8, 2013 | 2:15am
- Comment of the Day: Sympathy for the Downton Abbey DevilBy Laura BeckJanuary 8, 2013 | 1:30am
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- NY Post Critic Writes Nuanced Review of Lena Dunham's 'Blobby' BodyBy Katie J.M. BakerJanuary 8, 2013 | 12:10am
- Women, Stop Talking. Old Men Don't Like How You Speak.By Madeleine DaviesJanuary 7, 2013 | 11:50pm
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- Al Roker: 'I Pooped In My Pants' at the White HouseBy Tracie Egan MorrisseyJanuary 7, 2013 | 9:54pm
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- If An Escalator Starts Moving Backwards Stop Trying To Go Up The Damn EscalatorBy Travis OkulskiJanuary 7, 2013 | 7:45pm
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- Steubenville City and Police Launch Rape 'Facts' Website In Hopes of Overshadowing Anonymous's InfluenceBy Katie J.M. BakerJanuary 7, 2013 | 5:40pm
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- A Quarter of All Diamonds In Stores Are Blood Diamonds, and Nobody Can Tell Which Ones They AreBy Laura BeckJanuary 7, 2013 | 3:20pm
- The India Gang Rape Victim's Name Is Jyoti Singh PandeyBy Katie J.M. BakerJanuary 7, 2013 | 2:50pm
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- Short-haired, armored Wonder Woman is ready for battleBy Lauren DavisJanuary 7, 2013 | 3:45am
- Citing Threats, Defense Lawyers Seek to Move Steubenville Rape Trial to Another TownBy Laura BeckJanuary 7, 2013 | 3:15am
- Apparently Faking Friends' Deaths on Facebook Is a Thing People Do?By Laura BeckJanuary 7, 2013 | 2:45am
- Ain't That America: Watch Baby Bald Eagles Spread Their Wings and Fly (Read: Be Very Adorable)By Laura BeckJanuary 7, 2013 | 1:45am
- Sunday Sign-Off: A Connecticut Yankee in the Dowager Countess’ CourtBy Doug BarryJanuary 6, 2013 | 11:30pm
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- Thanks to the New York Times, You Now Know That Zosia Mamet Recently Had Food PoisoningBy Doug BarryJanuary 6, 2013 | 9:30pm
- Scandal Surrounding French Diet Pill Widens as Pharmaceutical Chief Is Charged with ManslaughterBy Doug BarryJanuary 6, 2013 | 9:00pm
- The Garterhouse of ParmaBy Doug BarryJanuary 6, 2013 | 8:30pm
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- Apparently Abandoned ‘Maternity Hotel’ in Southern California Would Make a Great American Horror Story Set PieceBy Doug BarryJanuary 6, 2013 | 6:30pm
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- We can dye hair with real gold nanoparticlesBy Esther Inglis-ArkellJanuary 6, 2013 | 5:45pm
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