- Lindsay Lohan Facing Jail Time for Lying to Police, but Who Fucking Cares, It's ELECTION NIGHTBy Lindy WestNovember 7, 2012 | 1:15am
- Jay and Bey Have Some Eleventh-Hour Obama Endorsements For YouBy Anna BreslawNovember 6, 2012 | 2:00pm
- Today in Things I Couldn't Even Make Up, Britney Spears Is Writing a NovelBy Lindy WestNovember 6, 2012 | 1:30am
- No Doubt Does In Fact Exhibit Doubt About Offensive Native American-Themed Music VideoBy Anna BreslawNovember 5, 2012 | 2:00pm
- Old Dickhead Interrupts Lady Edith at the TheaterBy Doug BarryNovember 4, 2012 | 4:30pm
- Dirt Bag: Stephenie Meyer Is Never Going to Leave You AloneBy JezebelNovember 3, 2012 | 12:30am
- Dirt Bag: Rihanna Mounted Chris Brown In Public On HalloweenBy JezebelNovember 2, 2012 | 1:00pm
- Dirt Bag: Joe Simpson Is Totally Definitely Not Gay, Says Some Random GuyBy JezebelNovember 2, 2012 | 12:07am
- Dirt Bag: Tim Tebow and Camilla Belle Substitute Bowling For Sexual IntercourseBy JezebelNovember 1, 2012 | 1:01pm
- Dirt Bag: Billy Elliot Marries Marilyn Manson's Ex-GirlfriendBy JezebelNovember 1, 2012 | 12:28am
- Dirt Bag: Kelsey Grammer Defends Partying with His Newborn at the Playboy MansionBy JezebelOctober 31, 2012 | 12:09am
- Mila Kunis Is Pregnant, Declare Tabloid GynecologistsBy Anna BreslawOctober 29, 2012 | 1:00pm
- Don’t Look Now, but the Bengals Cheerleader Who Had Sex with Her High School Student Is Probs Getting a Reality ShowBy Doug BarryOctober 28, 2012 | 3:30pm
- Joe Simpson's Alleged 21-Year-Old Boyfriend Sounds Like A Real Douche NuggetBy Anna BreslawOctober 27, 2012 | 3:30pm
- 'I Don't Live My Life Making Fun of People': Justin Timberlake Responds to Homeless-Gate 2012By Lindy WestOctober 27, 2012 | 12:40am
- Taylor Swift and Conor Kennedy Split, Rain Falls on the Grassy Knoll of Her HeartBy Anna BreslawOctober 26, 2012 | 1:00pm
- Lindsay Lohan's Publicist Is Finally Like, 'Uuuuugh, I'm Done with You Fuckers'By Lindy WestOctober 26, 2012 | 12:40am
- The Kurt and Courtney Musical Will Either Be Awesome or a Total DisasterBy Anna BreslawOctober 25, 2012 | 1:00pm
- Adele's Newborn Baby Welcomed to World by Hateful Twitter TrollsBy Anna BreslawOctober 22, 2012 | 1:00pm
- Surprisingly, GOP Young Gun Marco Rubio Is Not a Big Fan of the Lilly Ledbetter ActBy Doug BarryOctober 21, 2012 | 9:00pm
- Chevy Chase Pulls Out a Racist Slur from His Pocket Full of Hawthornes on the Set of CommunityBy Doug BarryOctober 21, 2012 | 3:30pm
- Rihanna Considering Breast Implants At Chris Brown's Gallant RequestBy Anna BreslawOctober 20, 2012 | 3:30pm
- Lindsay Lohan's Dad Tried to Stage an Intervention Today, Lindsay Called the CopsBy Lindy WestOctober 20, 2012 | 12:00am
- Paul Ryan Appeals to Much-Needed Women Voters By Mocking War on WomenBy Erin Gloria RyanOctober 19, 2012 | 11:15pm
- Shocker: Lindsay Lohan Forgets to Show Up for Work on The CanyonsBy Anna BreslawOctober 19, 2012 | 1:00pm
- Britney Spears Had a Major Meth Problem, Alleges Former Manager, and She Shaved Her Head to Hide the EvidenceBy Lindy WestOctober 19, 2012 | 12:55am
- Hillary Clinton Can't Stand Whining About 'Having It All'By Erin Gloria RyanOctober 18, 2012 | 7:00pm
- Lady Gaga Might Join Really Really Ridiculously Good-Looking Cast of Zoolander 2By Anna BreslawOctober 18, 2012 | 1:00pm
- Megan Fox Had a Secret Baby, I Guess? Like, in September?By Lindy WestOctober 18, 2012 | 12:35am
- This Week In Tabloids: Timberlake's Getting Hitched on Friday, Jessica Biel Is All 'It's Gonna Be Me'By Dodai StewartOctober 17, 2012 | 9:45pm
- Tyra Banks Wants Babies Right Now Before Her Eggs Are ParboiledBy Anna BreslawOctober 17, 2012 | 1:00pm
- Kristen Wiig Would Like to Give You a Heads-Up About Her Bowel IrregularityBy Lindy WestOctober 17, 2012 | 12:35am
- Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson Are Back On, Spotted Moping Together in LABy Anna BreslawOctober 16, 2012 | 1:00pm
- Amanda Bynes Says She Definitely Didn't Do Any of That Stuff People Saw Her DoBy Lindy WestOctober 16, 2012 | 12:45am
- Sad Panda Taylor Momsen Now Doing Full FrontalBy Anna BreslawOctober 15, 2012 | 1:00pm
- Susan Sarandon Talks About That Time She Was Sexually Assaulted on the Casting CouchBy Doug BarryOctober 14, 2012 | 3:00pm
- Justin Bieber's Stolen Laptop and Possible Dick Pics Confuse AmericaBy Anna BreslawOctober 13, 2012 | 3:30pm
- Of Course Lindsay Lohan Is Voting For Mitt RomneyBy Anna BreslawOctober 12, 2012 | 1:00pm
- Sarah Palin Calls the AP ‘Absolute Jerks’By Doug BarryOctober 12, 2012 | 2:45am
- Whoops, Says Lindsay Lohan—My Mom Totally WASN'T on Cocaine and It's Actually My DAD I HateBy Lindy WestOctober 12, 2012 | 12:45am
- Elizabeth Taylor Had a Threesome With JFK and Another Dude in a PoolBy Anna BreslawOctober 11, 2012 | 1:00pm
- Now You Can Listen to Lindsay Lohan's Hysterical Phone Call About Her Mom's Coke RampageBy Lindy WestOctober 11, 2012 | 1:00am
- This Week In Tabloids: Chris Brown and Rihanna Might Elope Because Bad Decisions Are Their ForteBy Dodai StewartOctober 10, 2012 | 11:00pm
- Taylor Swift Cheats on a Kennedy With a SchwarzeneggerBy Anna BreslawOctober 10, 2012 | 1:00pm
- Stevie Nicks Says She Wants to Literally Murder Nicki MinajBy Lindy WestOctober 10, 2012 | 12:25am
- Olivia Wilde on Her Divorce: "I Felt Like My Vagina Died"By Madeleine DaviesOctober 9, 2012 | 9:45pm
- Lady Gaga Put on a Witch Hat and Had Dinner With Julian AssangeBy Anna BreslawOctober 9, 2012 | 1:00pm
- The Danny DeVito/Rhea Perlman Break-Up Is Even More Devastating than Will Arnett and Amy PoehlerBy Lindy WestOctober 9, 2012 | 12:20am
- Amber Tamblyn and David Cross's Wedding Was Basically an Alt-Music FestivalBy Anna BreslawOctober 8, 2012 | 1:00pm
- Octavia Spencer Thinks We’re in Grave Danger of Overusing ‘Bullying’By Doug BarryOctober 7, 2012 | 8:30pm
- Oprah Thinks It’s ‘Really OK’ for Rihanna to Forgive Chris Brown, ReallyBy Doug BarryOctober 7, 2012 | 3:00pm
- Hollywood Once Informed Winona Ryder She Wasn't "High-School-Popular" HotBy Anna BreslawOctober 6, 2012 | 5:30pm
- Kristen Stewart Refers To Herself as a "Miserable Cunt," Marie Claire Responds By Insulting Her "Grubby" ClothesBy Anna BreslawOctober 6, 2012 | 3:30pm
- Matchmaking Imp Ryan Seacrest Set Up Justin Bieber's Mom with The Bachelor's Chris HarrisonBy Lindy WestOctober 6, 2012 | 12:40am
- Justice Scalia Says Abortion and Gay Sex Are Obvs UnconstitutionalBy Katie J.M. BakerOctober 5, 2012 | 8:30pm
- Rick Santorum Sometimes Kills Things He Loves, Says Rick SantorumBy Erin Gloria RyanOctober 5, 2012 | 5:00pm
- Christina Hendricks Loathes Being Called 'Full-Figured'By Anna BreslawOctober 5, 2012 | 1:22pm
- Someone Who Cares Way Too Much About Dancing With the Stars Sends Bristol Palin a Threatening PackageBy Lindy WestOctober 5, 2012 | 12:20am
- Amy Poehler Reveals Some Freaky Shit About Your Boyfriend Adam ScottBy Madeleine DaviesOctober 4, 2012 | 9:30pm
- Salma Hayek Reveals Her Beauty Secrets: Fatty Food and BoozeBy Doug BarryOctober 4, 2012 | 2:50pm
- Stacy London Opens Up About Anorexia and Binge EatingBy Anna BreslawOctober 4, 2012 | 1:00pm
- Celebrity Fight! Eric Dane and Rebecca Gayheart Sue Billy Corgan, Saying He Terrorized Them With a Big TreeBy Lindy WestOctober 4, 2012 | 12:00am
- In the Absence of Real News, This Week The Tabloids Just Made Shit UpBy Dodai StewartOctober 3, 2012 | 7:25pm
- Rihanna and Chris Brown Maybe Did Sex in a Bar Bathroom Last NightBy Anna BreslawOctober 3, 2012 | 1:00pm
- Garbage’s Shirley Manson Describes an Awkward Run-In with Jennifer Lopez’s ‘Aura’By Doug BarryOctober 3, 2012 | 2:25am
- Honey Boo Boo’s Family Gets a Big Raise, Manages to Keep It RealBy Doug BarryOctober 3, 2012 | 12:00am
- Taylor Swift Informs John Mayer That Not Everything's About John MayerBy Anna BreslawOctober 2, 2012 | 1:00pm
- Drew Barrymore Did a Special Kind of Hugging and Nine Months Later a Baby Came Out!By Lindy WestOctober 2, 2012 | 12:00am
- Christina Aguilera Tells Label 'I'm a Fat Girl, Deal With It'By Anna BreslawOctober 1, 2012 | 1:00pm
- Rupert Everett Thinks That Piers Morgan Has an Oscar Wilde-Streak in HimBy Doug BarrySeptember 30, 2012 | 4:00pm
- Doctors May Have Said, ‘Um, No’ When Jessica Simpson Requested Lap Band SurgeryBy Doug BarrySeptember 30, 2012 | 3:00pm
- Unfortunately, Alicia Keys' New Album Title Wasn't Inspired By The Hunger GamesBy Anna BreslawSeptember 29, 2012 | 4:30pm
- Kate Middleton Bottomless Shots Surface In Danish TabloidBy Anna BreslawSeptember 29, 2012 | 3:30pm
- Kate Gosselin Is Under Fire for Allegedly Hitting Babies with SticksBy Lindy WestSeptember 29, 2012 | 12:45am
- Argentine President Cristina Fernandez Goes to Harvard, Is All 'Harvard, Schmarvard'By Doug BarrySeptember 28, 2012 | 2:05pm
- Katy Perry Mourns The Death Of Troubled Ex-Boyfriend Johnny LewisBy Anna BreslawSeptember 28, 2012 | 1:00pm
- Old Lady Who Doesn’t Think FLOTUS ‘Looks’ Like a FLOTUS Isn’t Racist, Just Overly ModestBy Doug BarrySeptember 28, 2012 | 2:25am
- There Are Exactly ZERO Babies Growing Inside Beyonce, Says Jay-ZBy Lindy WestSeptember 28, 2012 | 12:30am
- Ryan Lochte, Boy Genius, Announces Amazing Discoveries About Water, ActingBy Erin Gloria RyanSeptember 27, 2012 | 9:15pm
- Nicole Scherzinger Wants You To Know Her Lips Were Near Chris Brown's But They Did Not Make OutBy Anna BreslawSeptember 27, 2012 | 1:00pm
- Jeffrey Eugenides on Female Authors and Jodi Picoult’s ‘Belly-Aching’By Doug BarrySeptember 27, 2012 | 3:55am
- Ke$ha on Having Sex with a Ghost: 'I Had Sex with a Ghost.'By Lindy WestSeptember 27, 2012 | 12:35am
- This Week in Tabloids: RPatz and KStew Are Faking Their Reunion, DuhBy Dodai StewartSeptember 26, 2012 | 8:15pm
- Guess Which Celebrity Chef Is Already Booked To Make Brangelina's Christmas Dinner?By Anna BreslawSeptember 26, 2012 | 1:00pm
- Paris Jackson Has a Boyfriend, Maybe! Overprotective Nation Gears Up to Hunt Him Down If He Hurts That Little Girl, We Swear to GodBy Lindy WestSeptember 26, 2012 | 12:45am
- Ahh! Beyoncé Might Be Pregnant AgainBy Anna BreslawSeptember 25, 2012 | 1:00pm
- Lindsay Lohan Rushed to Hospital with Lung InfectionBy Lindy WestSeptember 25, 2012 | 12:00am
- Nikki Finke Wants Sitcoms to Stop Hiring Beautiful Actresses and Give the Uglies a ChanceBy Madeleine DaviesSeptember 24, 2012 | 11:45pm
- J.K. Rowling Has So Far Avoided Fifty Shades of GreyBy Doug BarrySeptember 24, 2012 | 2:25pm
- Lady Gaga's Weight Must Be Mystifying The People Who Give a ShitBy Anna BreslawSeptember 24, 2012 | 1:00pm
- Chivalrous Gentleman Bret Easton Ellis Sort of Defends Paris Hilton’s Grindr CommentaryBy Doug BarrySeptember 23, 2012 | 9:30pm
- Fiona Apple Tells Concert-Goers How Much It Sucks to Stay in a Texas JailBy Doug BarrySeptember 23, 2012 | 3:00pm
- Geena Davis Cites The Feminist Implications of I Dream Of JeannieBy Anna BreslawSeptember 22, 2012 | 5:30pm
- Dina Lohan Admits She's The Mama Rose To Lindsay's Gypsy Rose ShitfacedBy Anna BreslawSeptember 22, 2012 | 3:30pm
- LMFAO Calls It Quits, Nation Responds with a Resounding, 'Sssh, I'm Trying to Watch Chopped'By Lindy WestSeptember 22, 2012 | 1:00am
- Ann Romney Wants You Meanies to Leave Her Husband AloneBy Erin Gloria RyanSeptember 21, 2012 | 10:30pm
- Watch Lindsay Lohan in the Craptastic Liz & Dick TrailerBy Anna BreslawSeptember 21, 2012 | 1:00pm
- Katie Holmes Says Suri Is Not Totally Pumped About Her Parents' DivorceBy Lindy WestSeptember 21, 2012 | 12:50am
- And Now For An Unsolicited Uterus Update on Blake LivelyBy Anna BreslawSeptember 20, 2012 | 1:00pm
- Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Stood Near Each Other and Looked Nauseous, Proving that True Love Isn't a Lie After AllBy Lindy WestSeptember 20, 2012 | 12:45am
- This Week In Tabloids: Kate Middleton's Unborn Twins Return to the SpotlightBy Dodai StewartSeptember 19, 2012 | 7:20pm
- Susan Sarandon’s Favorite Movie Is Mitt Romney’s CampaignBy Doug BarrySeptember 19, 2012 | 6:50pm
- Lindsay Lohan Arrested After Hit and Run in Porsche, You Know, the UsualBy Anna BreslawSeptember 19, 2012 | 1:00pm
- Tori Spelling Is in the Hospital Following Childbirth ComplicationsBy Lindy WestSeptember 19, 2012 | 12:30am
- David Letterman Asks Mindy Kaling if She's Ever Drunk Herself Into OblivionBy Madeleine DaviesSeptember 18, 2012 | 5:10pm
- Kate Middleton Got Giggly As She Greeted Topless IslandersBy Anna BreslawSeptember 18, 2012 | 1:00pm
- Olympic Medalist Shaun White Charged with Being a Violent Drunken Nightmare PersonBy Lindy WestSeptember 18, 2012 | 12:45am
- Openly Gay Actor Rupert Everett 'Can't Think of Anything Worse' Than Two Gay DadsBy Madeleine DaviesSeptember 17, 2012 | 2:35pm