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Saturday Night Social: It's the Last One of the DecadeBy Garrett SchlichteDecember 28, 2019 | 11:00pm
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Goodbye to this Man, Known Racist Don Imus Dies at 79By Garrett SchlichteDecember 28, 2019 | 7:00pm
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No One Can Spell Butti...By Emily AlfordDecember 27, 2019 | 11:00pm
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What in the HELL Are Those?By Megan ReynoldsDecember 27, 2019 | 10:00pm
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New Year, New Mission: ImpossibleBy Shannon MeleroDecember 27, 2019 | 9:30pm
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Thoughts on Little Women, By a Few WomenBy Jezebel StaffDecember 27, 2019 | 8:00pm
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Clemency Writer-Director Chinonye Chukwu on Making an Understated Film About Capital PunishmentBy Rich JuzwiakDecember 27, 2019 | 6:00pm
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Marriage Story Is Really a Movie About Prime Real EstateBy Shannon MeleroDecember 27, 2019 | 5:00pm
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Was Jon Voight's Role As the Fascist Principal in Bratz a Warning About Trump?By Lisa FischerDecember 27, 2019 | 4:43pm
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Take Me to the Beige Labyrinth That Is Kim Kardashian's Fashion ArchiveBy Hazel CillsDecember 27, 2019 | 4:30pm
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Evan Rachel Wood Had an Accurate Reaction to Cats: 'What the Fuck?'By Hazel CillsDecember 27, 2019 | 3:00pm
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Things We'll Probably Cancel In 2020By Hazel CillsDecember 27, 2019 | 2:30pm
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The Royal Flex of ChristmasBy Kelly FairclothDecember 27, 2019 | 2:00pm
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Pennsylvania Has Paid Out Nearly $84 Million to Clergy Sexual Abuse SurvivorsBy Caitlin CruzDecember 27, 2019 | 2:22am
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California School District Demands Retired Employees Return Extra Money They Accidentally Gave ThemBy Caitlin CruzDecember 27, 2019 | 2:05am
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It's So Disappointing That Prince Andrew Had a Great Christmas Card to Send Off This Dumb Decade-Long YearBy Caitlin CruzDecember 27, 2019 | 1:10am
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Melania—Scorned Yet Again!By Joan SummersDecember 26, 2019 | 10:00pm
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Lawsuit Claims Frontier Airlines Ignored Sexual Assaults on FlightsBy Emily AlfordDecember 26, 2019 | 9:00pm
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Hallmark Recalls 4,500 Shattering Glass Candles in Perfect Metaphor for Hallmark ChannelBy Shannon MeleroDecember 26, 2019 | 8:30pm
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Goodbye to Paper StrawsBy Tracy Clark-FloryDecember 26, 2019 | 8:00pm
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In Search of NothingBy Tracy Clark-FloryDecember 26, 2019 | 7:27pm
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Revisiting Josie and the Pussycats, a Very-2000s Rebuke of Shopping CultureBy Rebecca FishbeinDecember 26, 2019 | 6:00pm
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Yeah, I'm Canceling Ivanka Trump's DogBy Ashley ReeseDecember 26, 2019 | 5:00pm
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Cardi B's House is Fucking Huge!By Joan SummersDecember 26, 2019 | 4:00pm
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Second Person Who Accused Kevin Spacey of Sexual Assault Has DiedBy Shannon MeleroDecember 26, 2019 | 3:27pm
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Let's Cancel Logan PaulBy Maria ShermanDecember 26, 2019 | 2:30pm
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Open Thread: Did You Get Everything You Thought You Wanted?By Rebecca FishbeinDecember 25, 2019 | 9:30pm
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Sen. Lisa Murkowski Is Reportedly Iffy on How Mitch McConnell's Handling ImpeachmentBy Rebecca FishbeinDecember 25, 2019 | 8:10pm
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Fired Royal Prince Andrew Had to Spend Christmas Morning in Church With MomBy Rebecca FishbeinDecember 25, 2019 | 4:00pm
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Open Thread: May Your Nochebuena Be Filled With Tamales, the Perfect Christmas FoodBy Caitlin CruzDecember 24, 2019 | 9:46pm
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Prince Philip Looks Like 98-Year-Old Man He Is as He Leaves Hospital for Christmas With Queen Elizabeth IIBy Caitlin CruzDecember 24, 2019 | 7:53pm
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Mike Bloomberg Exploited Incarcerated Women to Make Campaign Phone CallsBy Caitlin CruzDecember 24, 2019 | 6:19pm
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Kancelling the Kardashians... Until the Next Time!By Joan SummersDecember 24, 2019 | 4:00pm
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Alex Rodriguez Still Has His Role as Jennifer Lopez Hype Man as Super Bowl LoomsBy Caitlin CruzDecember 24, 2019 | 1:10am
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Donald Trump Wants to Fight a WindmillBy Esther WangDecember 23, 2019 | 10:00pm
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The O.J. Simpson Narrative Will Somehow Continue Into 2020By Emily AlfordDecember 23, 2019 | 9:00pm
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All the Genres of Christmas Sex SongsBy Emily AlfordDecember 23, 2019 | 7:00pm
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A Year in Bret StephensBy Esther WangDecember 23, 2019 | 6:00pm
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The Office Is Dead, Remember?By Megan ReynoldsDecember 23, 2019 | 5:30pm
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Carrie Fisher Now Orbiting In Space, According to a Newly Discovered ObitBy Julianne Escobedo ShepherdDecember 23, 2019 | 4:30pm
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We Did It! (Fuck and Kill)By Shannon MeleroDecember 23, 2019 | 3:30pm
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Making a Murderer's Brendan Dassey Denied ClemencyBy Rebecca FishbeinDecember 23, 2019 | 2:05am
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I Ship This, I Think?By Rebecca FishbeinDecember 23, 2019 | 12:55am
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What's The Point of Kevin Costner Endorsing Pete Buttigieg If It's Not On The Field of Dreams?By Caitlin CruzDecember 22, 2019 | 9:10pm
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Eddie Murphy Does a Lap on Bill CosbyBy Caitlin CruzDecember 22, 2019 | 7:39pm
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Queen Elizabeth Goes to Church While Prince Philip Spends Second Day in the HospitalBy Caitlin CruzDecember 22, 2019 | 6:53pm
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Saturday Night Social: The Only Correct Way to Count Down to Christmas Is With Earwax RemovalBy Caitlin CruzDecember 21, 2019 | 10:00pm
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New Obamacare Rule Will Require Separate Premium Payments for Abortion CoverageBy Caitlin CruzDecember 21, 2019 | 7:51pm
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Just Give Us the Greta Thunberg Documentary AlreadyBy Emily AlfordDecember 20, 2019 | 10:10pm
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All the Deranged Ways the Cats Cast Has Described Portraying CatsBy Joan SummersDecember 20, 2019 | 9:20pm
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Do You Need to See That Movie on a Big Screen?By Molly OsbergDecember 20, 2019 | 8:30pm
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