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splinter Trump Is Posting Cringe Now, Making the 2016 Hillary Comparisons Unmistakable
By Jacob Weindling August 15, 2024 | 11:35am
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celebrities > dirt-bag It Ends With Reputational Ruin
By Audra Heinrichs August 15, 2024 | 9:45am
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olympics, latest The Winners of the 2024 Meme Olympics
By Alise Morales August 15, 2024 | 9:00am
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splinter Far-Right Paranoia Has Been Stewing In The UK And Ireland For A Long Time
By Tiernan Cannon August 15, 2024 | 8:10am
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celebrities > celebrities-celebrities Katy Perry Gets Herself Into Another Easily-Avoidable Crisis
By Audra Heinrichs August 14, 2024 | 6:27pm
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politics Royce White Becomes Latest Weirdo to Win a Republican Nomination
By Kylie Cheung August 14, 2024 | 4:40pm
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olympics, latest In Epic 1-2 Punch, Imane Khelif's Cyberbullying Lawsuit Names J.K. Rowling & Elon Musk
By Audra Heinrichs August 14, 2024 | 3:16pm
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splinter The DOJ May Break Up Google and Monopolies Might Be Illegal Again
By Jacob Weindling August 14, 2024 | 2:55pm
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politics Ilhan Omar Defeated Democrat Who Was Allegedly ‘in Regular Communication’ With AIPAC
By Kylie Cheung August 14, 2024 | 2:32pm
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splinter Can a National Heat Strategy Fight Back Against Climate Change's Deadliest Weapon?
By Dave Levitan August 14, 2024 | 12:15pm
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latest 4-Day-Old Gaza Twins Killed by Israeli Strike While Dad Went to Get Birth Certificates
By Kylie Cheung August 14, 2024 | 12:05pm
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celebrities > dirt-bag What the Hell Is Going on?
By Lauren Tousignant August 14, 2024 | 10:32am
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splinter Kamala Harris’ Campaign Is Consciously Spreading Fake News
By Jacob Weindling August 14, 2024 | 9:45am
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politics > abortion Huzzah! Arizona, Missouri Abortion Rights Measures Defeat Insane Anti-Abortion Attacks
By Kylie Cheung August 13, 2024 | 4:43pm
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splinter Donald Trump Is in Danger of Becoming Drake
By Jacob Weindling August 13, 2024 | 3:15pm
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entertainment > celebrities-entertainment The Capitalist, Climate-Destroying Avengers Just Assembled
By Audra Heinrichs August 13, 2024 | 3:06pm
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olympics, latest Jordan Chiles Might Lose Her Bronze Medal, But Flavor Flav Made Her a Bronze Clock
By Audra Heinrichs August 13, 2024 | 1:35pm
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splinter Climate Science Disagreements At This Point Are Quibbles Over Circles of Hell
By Dave Levitan August 13, 2024 | 12:45pm
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politics Don't Worry, All You Missed From Trump & Musk's Twitter Spaces Chat Was Trump's Lisp
By Kylie Cheung August 13, 2024 | 12:45pm
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politics > abortion Pregnant People Are Facing a GOP-made Crisis in Emergency Rooms
By Kylie Cheung August 13, 2024 | 12:03pm
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celebrities > dirt-bag The Cast of 'It Ends With Us' Want 'Nothing to Do With' Justin Baldoni
By Kady Ruth Ashcraft August 13, 2024 | 10:27am
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splinter Elon, I DDOS’d Your Trump Interview, It Was Me, I Did It
By Jacob Weindling August 13, 2024 | 9:45am
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splinter A Lack of Aid and Water in Gaza Are Creating “A Catastrophe the Size of Which We Don’t Know Yet”
By Jen Kirby August 13, 2024 | 7:55am
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politics > abortion Texas Women Denied Care for Ectopic Pregnancies Due to State's Abortion Ban Take Legal Action
By Kylie Cheung August 12, 2024 | 6:11pm
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celebrities Celine Dion Said Donald Trump Can Not Go On Using Her Music
By Audra Heinrichs August 12, 2024 | 4:22pm
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politics Snowflake JD Vance Accuses Democrats of Bullying Him
By Kylie Cheung August 12, 2024 | 2:56pm
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splinter New UN Satellite Data Reveals Israel Has Heavily Bombed Nearly *Every* Part of Gaza
By Jacob Weindling August 12, 2024 | 2:45pm
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latest Join Jezebel's Discord for Free (for 1 More Week)
By Lauren Tousignant August 12, 2024 | 2:38pm
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splinter Why Did I Like The Olympics This Time?
By Dave Levitan August 12, 2024 | 2:15pm
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politics > abortion Ted Cruz Joins Fellow Republicans in Dodging Any Questions About Abortion
By Kylie Cheung August 12, 2024 | 1:21pm
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politics Jezebel Is Heading to the Democratic National Convention
By Lauren Tousignant August 12, 2024 | 10:54am
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splinter A Golden Age of USA Basketball Came to a Close in France as Victor Wembanyama Heralds a New Future
By Bryan McMahon August 12, 2024 | 10:50am
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celebrities > dirt-bag What the Hell Happened on Stage at Sabrina Carpenter's Outside Lands Set?
By Audra Heinrichs August 12, 2024 | 9:37am
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splinter Republican Support for Childhood Vaccination Plummets, Putting Us All in Danger
By Ross Pomeroy August 12, 2024 | 8:30am
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in-depth The Housing Crisis No One’s Talking About
By Kylie Cheung August 10, 2024 | 12:34pm
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politics Christian Investors Urge Pharmacies Not to Stock Abortion Pill Because It Will Eliminate Future Customers
By Susan Rinkunas August 9, 2024 | 7:00pm
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olympics, latest Is Team USA Men's Basketball Good or Bad? Kevin Durant Weighed In at 5 a.m.
By Kylie Cheung August 9, 2024 | 5:38pm
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entertainment > movies 'It Ends With Us' Claims to Be About Breaking the Cycle of Abuse...But Doesn't
By Audra Heinrichs August 9, 2024 | 5:11pm
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politics > abortion Trump Tried to Talk About Mifepristone & Sounded Like a Student Who Didn't Do the Reading
By Kylie Cheung August 9, 2024 | 3:24pm
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splinter Schmuck of the Week: Beanie-Headed Dipshit Tim Pool
By Jacob Weindling August 9, 2024 | 2:30pm
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splinter It Took All of America’s Basketball Might to Beat Nikola Jokic and Serbia
By Jacob Weindling August 9, 2024 | 1:15pm
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splinter How Everyone Became a Hipster
By Caleb Brennan August 9, 2024 | 11:30am
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splinter Olympic Marathon Will Offer One Last Heat Check
By Dave Levitan August 9, 2024 | 10:55am
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politics Kamala Harris Can't Just Invoke Trump to Pro-Palestine Protesters
By Kylie Cheung August 9, 2024 | 10:48am
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celebrities > dirt-bag The 'It Ends With Us' Press Cycle Is Giving 'Don't Worry Darling' Deja Vu
By Audra Heinrichs August 9, 2024 | 10:02am
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entertainment > movies 'Trap' Was Perfect. We Talked About It for 40 Minutes.
By Kylie Cheung August 8, 2024 | 6:37pm
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politics > abortion Abortions Increased After Dobbs, But Researchers Warn People Are Still Being Denied Care
By Kylie Cheung August 8, 2024 | 5:32pm
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latest CDC Agrees the Searing, Mind-Numbing, Vomit-Inducing Pain of Getting an IUD Is Maybe Too Much Pain
By Lauren Tousignant August 8, 2024 | 4:23pm
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splinter Polls Are Breaking Hard for Kamala Harris
By Jacob Weindling August 8, 2024 | 2:25pm
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politics The Right Is Desperate to Make 'Tampon Tim' Happen
By Kylie Cheung August 8, 2024 | 1:51pm
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latest Suspect in Foiled Terrorist Attack at Taylor Swift Shows Had Just Been Hired by Stadium Contractor
By Lauren Tousignant August 8, 2024 | 12:11pm
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splinter Why Ask People What They Think About Climate Change When Chat-GPT Can Just Be Racist and Wrong About It?
By Dave Levitan August 8, 2024 | 11:50am
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splinter Kamala Harris Exposes the Superficiality of Liberal Politics
By Jacob Weindling August 8, 2024 | 11:10am
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celebrities > dirt-bag Prince Philip Once Asked Cate Blanchett to Fix His DVD Player
By Lauren Tousignant August 8, 2024 | 10:26am
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politics For Some Women, Tim Walz Is the Dad That Fox News Stole From Them
By Kady Ruth Ashcraft August 7, 2024 | 5:56pm
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olympics Gabby Thomas: Gold Medalist by Day, Health Clinic Volunteer by Night
By Audra Heinrichs August 7, 2024 | 4:28pm
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politics > abortion First, States Banned Abortion. Now, They're Pouring Hundreds of Millions Into Fake Clinics.
By Kylie Cheung August 7, 2024 | 2:29pm
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latest New Report Documents Stories of Starvation, Sexual Violence in Israeli Prisons
By Audra Heinrichs August 7, 2024 | 12:18pm
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splinter The Great Barrier Reef is Boiling Alive
By Dave Levitan August 7, 2024 | 12:15pm
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splinter The AIPAC-Centric Lesson Lefties Must Learn from Cori Bush and Jamaal Bowman’s Losses
By Jacob Weindling August 7, 2024 | 11:55am
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splinter The Once Isolated Tribes of the Peruvian Amazon Face Annihilation
By Tiernan Cannon August 7, 2024 | 11:50am
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celebrities > dirt-bag JoJo Siwa Officially Ends Her Feud With Candace Cameron Bure
By Kady Ruth Ashcraft August 7, 2024 | 10:35am
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politics Cori Bush Loses Primary, After Pro-Israel Group Spent Over $8 Million to Help Oust Her
By Kylie Cheung August 7, 2024 | 10:16am
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politics Tim Walz’s Personal IVF Story Intensely Foils JD Vance’s ‘Childless Cat Lady’ Tirades
By Kylie Cheung August 6, 2024 | 5:22pm
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entertainment Jenna Ortega on Criticism: 'I Probably Could Have Used My Words Better...'
By Audra Heinrichs August 6, 2024 | 3:25pm
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splinter Goldfish-Brained Idiots Spewing "Pro-Hamas" Bullshit Forget that Bernie Sanders Exists
By Jacob Weindling August 6, 2024 | 3:05pm
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politics > abortion North Carolina's GOP Gov. Candidate Uses Wife's Abortion Story to Fake Moderate Abortion Position
By Kylie Cheung August 6, 2024 | 2:35pm
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splinter After Ushering Us into a Coconut-Pilled Future, Let Nancy Pelosi Do All the Alleged Insider Trading She Wants
By Jacob Weindling August 6, 2024 | 1:50pm
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splinter Carbon Dioxide Removal Getting Boring Is A Good Sign
By Dave Levitan August 6, 2024 | 12:45pm
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entertainment Catherine Cohen’s ‘Come for Me’ Is Sexy, Absurdist, and All Grown Up
By Nora Biette-Timmons August 6, 2024 | 11:27am
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celebrities > dirt-bag Billy Ray Cyrus Allegedly Tried to Imply Firerose Was Lying About Having BRCA1 Gene
By Kady Ruth Ashcraft August 6, 2024 | 10:42am
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splinter Presidential Theater Obscures Real World Crises
By Jared Yates Sexton August 6, 2024 | 10:20am
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politics Kamala Harris Selects Tim Walz, Founding Father of Weird-Shaming Republicans, as Running Mate
By Kylie Cheung August 6, 2024 | 9:45am
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splinter Democrats Give in to Walzmentum and Prove this Isn't Barack Obama's Superficial Party Anymore
By Jacob Weindling August 6, 2024 | 9:05am
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politics, latest The Crooked Media Union Walked Off the Job in Strike for Fair Contract
By Audra Heinrichs August 5, 2024 | 5:10pm
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politics Usha Vance Says JD Vance’s ‘Childless Cat Ladies’ Comment Is Just a Silly Bit
By Kylie Cheung August 5, 2024 | 4:15pm
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splinter Stock Market Crashes while Crypto and Risk Assets Nuke as Fears of a Recession Mount
By Jacob Weindling August 5, 2024 | 3:45pm
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entertainment > tv-entertainment ‘House of the Dragon’ Enters Its Woman War Criminal Era
By Kylie Cheung August 5, 2024 | 1:56pm
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splinter The Sky Holds More Water Now. Debby Is Dropping All of It On the Southeast.
By Dave Levitan August 5, 2024 | 1:05pm
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celebrities > dirt-bag Apparently, Tom Cruise Has a New Love Interest
By Audra Heinrichs August 5, 2024 | 10:00am
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splinter RFK Jr. Admits to Roseanne Barr That He Dumped a Dead Bear Cub in Central Park
By Jacob Weindling August 5, 2024 | 9:25am
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splinter Silicon Valley Takes the MAGA Pill
By Bryan McMahon August 5, 2024 | 8:30am
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politics Trump's Net Worth Sunk by $900 Million After Biden Dropped Out
By Susan Rinkunas August 2, 2024 | 5:52pm
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politics JD Vance Is Just Fucking Embarrassing
By Kylie Cheung August 2, 2024 | 5:20pm
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olympics, latest The Right's Stupid, Anti-Trans Temper Tantrum Over Olympic Boxer, Explained
By Kylie Cheung August 2, 2024 | 3:23pm
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splinter Elizabeth Warren Calls for Immediate Interest Rate Cuts as Job Growth Falls Off a Cliff
By Jacob Weindling August 2, 2024 | 1:50pm
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splinter Who Is In Charge of the Planet's Temperature?
By Dave Levitan August 2, 2024 | 1:30pm
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politics > abortion After Utah Court Blocks Abortion Ban (for Now), GOP Lawmakers Try to Roll Out New One
By Kylie Cheung August 2, 2024 | 12:44pm
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splinter America's Tradition of White Supremacy Fuels Trump's Attacks on Kamala Harris
By Jared Yates Sexton August 2, 2024 | 12:10pm
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celebrities > dirt-bag Britney Spears Is Going Back to the Big Screen
By Audra Heinrichs August 2, 2024 | 9:18am
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splinter How Kamala Harris Sees the World
By Jen Kirby August 2, 2024 | 7:55am
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olympics, in-depth For NBA Twitter, the Olympics Are a Delicate Dance Between Being a Hater and a Fan
By Kylie Cheung August 1, 2024 | 5:51pm
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olympics, latest Forget the Italian Olympic Swimmers, I'm Trying to Get Rucked by the Spanish Rugby Team
By Audra Heinrichs August 1, 2024 | 4:45pm
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olympics, latest Suddenly, I Love Living Through History
By Kylie Cheung August 1, 2024 | 4:15pm
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politics > abortion Noted Weirdos JD Vance & Donald Trump Want to Surveil Pregnant Patients, In Case They Get an Abortion
By Kylie Cheung August 1, 2024 | 2:26pm
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splinter It's Obvious Why Trump's Attacks on Kamala Aren't Sticking
By Jacob Weindling August 1, 2024 | 1:25pm
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splinter Why Is the Oil Industry Still Thriving?
By Dave Levitan August 1, 2024 | 11:50am
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splinter Josh Shapiro Is A Shitty VP Pick, But He Would Give Kamala Political Cover to Change Policy in Gaza
By Jacob Weindling August 1, 2024 | 11:40am
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celebrities > dirt-bag The Army Isn’t Satisfied With What The Rock Was Cooking
By Kady Ruth Ashcraft August 1, 2024 | 10:30am
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splinter Is Leagues Cup Really Worth Protesting?
By Phil West August 1, 2024 | 10:20am
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politics > abortion The Senate Passed a Bill That Could Censor Abortion, Trans Info From the Internet
By Susan Rinkunas July 31, 2024 | 5:26pm
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entertainment 50 Cent Continues to Denounce Diddy in New Interview
By Audra Heinrichs July 31, 2024 | 4:31pm
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splinter Trump Spoke With a Group of Black Journalists and It Went Even Worse Than You Think
By Jacob Weindling July 31, 2024 | 3:15pm
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politics > abortion A Kansas Hospital Refused Her an Emergency Abortion Due to 'Heated Political Environment.' Now, She's Suing.
By Kylie Cheung July 31, 2024 | 2:49pm
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politics > abortion Floridians Overwhelmingly Support Abortion Measure—But Could Still Be Voting for a Ban
By Kylie Cheung July 31, 2024 | 1:10pm
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splinter You Can Taste the Air in Fire Country
By Jacob Weindling July 31, 2024 | 12:10pm
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splinter The New Dust Bowl Is Upon Us
By Dave Levitan July 31, 2024 | 12:00pm
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celebrities > dirt-bag Simone Biles and McKayla Maroney Shade MyKayla Skinner After Olympic Win
By Lauren Tousignant July 31, 2024 | 10:51am
