The Capitalist, Climate-Destroying Avengers Just Assembled
Jeff Bezos, Lauren Sanchez, Katy Perry, Orlando Bloom, and Leo DiCaprio recently hung out and it looked...weird.
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Over the weekend, a summit of celebrity capitalists and climate destroyers convened in the first place you’d expect them to convene: aboard Jeff Bezos’ $485 million super yacht. The billionaire and his fiancé, Lauren Sanchez (aka Alive Girl), were joined by Katy Perry, Orlando Bloom, Leonardo DiCaprio, and his girlfriend, Vittoria Ceretti, in Sardinia for lunch at a beach resort before re-boarding the cruise ship-adjacent vessel, Koru…you know, the one that bears a bow sculpture that resembles Sanchez.
According to Page Six, Bezos and Sanchez have been living on Koru since June, when they began their summer in Greece with Kim Kardashian. Considering it’s outfitted with helicopters, speed boats, and other “water toys,” why not? You’d certainly never be bored…that is unless you’re so spiritually poor that all of life’s luxuries have become boring and everything and everyone is disposable. Anyway! Back to their friends.