Your Hotel Mini-Bar: Just Don't.
In DepthYou’ve had a long day, hoofing it around ruins and cathedrals and museums. You haven’t had anything to eat since lunch, which was ages ago. Now you’re back in your hotel room, a little grimy and sweaty, and too exhausted to freshen up and go wandering around in pursuit of dinner—no way, not after you walked 86,000 steps today (or so your FitBit says). But you’re starving and your body needs some kind of sustenance, just a handful of peanuts or something to keep you from dying in your sleep. So you open the mini-bar.
Or: You’ve spent the entire day at some conference, networking and panel-ing, shaking hands and exchanging business cards. It was a busy day, you barely took a breather, and now you’re alone in your room, bored or maybe a little antsy. You could really use a drink—but you’re not going to change out of your comfy pants just so you can schlep down to the lobby bar and nurse a vodka soda while trying to avoid making eye contact with anyone. Also, your room has free HBO. So you open the mini-bar.
Or: You’ve had a big night, tying one on, showing every person in the bar your special brand of joie de vivre. Now you’re back in your room, wasted but not ready to pass out fully clothed with the lights on (you’ll get there, just not yet—give it 30 minutes or so), and drinking always makes you hungry. So you open the mini-bar.
Girl, do not open that mini-bar.
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