I pledge allegiance only to these women: Chloe x Halle, “The Star-Spangled Banner” – This isn’t the first time the blessed sisters have performed the national anthem, but it is their best rendition thus far. What really made this special and even gave me chills was the presentation. The shirts, the fists, the stares directly into the camera to let us know they aren’t fucking around. They are incapable of anything less than perfection. —Shannon Melero
Mmmbop, ba duba NOPE: Hanson, “Miss You Like Crazy” – I am unsure whether this track is supposed to be an ode to Billy Joel or an earnest attempt at making music. Either way, Hanson is all grown up and utterly devoid of any lyrical or vocal talent. The vocals are so awful that half of what lead Hanson brother is trying to sing is indiscernible. But it appears Hanson brother #2 has retained some strumming skills so good for him. —SM