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Nobody Wants a Baby DonaldBy Claire GuinanJune 29, 2026 | 3:28pm -
SCOTUS Rejects Trump’s Request to Slither His Way Out of Paying E. Jean Carroll $5 Mil.By Danielle HanJune 29, 2026 | 3:15pm -
At Least Crickets and Tumbleweed Are Having a Good Time at the Great American State FairBy Danielle HanJune 29, 2026 | 9:59am -
Comment Of The Week: “Isn't That All of Trump Appointees' Job Descriptions?”By Claire GuinanJune 28, 2026 | 10:00am -
Of Course JD Vance’s Biggest Political Role Model Is the Guy Who Got Run Out of OfficeBy Danielle HanJune 26, 2026 | 1:41pm -
‘You Should Be Put in Your Place!’ Moody Teen in Charge of DHS Explodes at CongresswomanBy Danielle HanJune 25, 2026 | 5:14pm -
Federal Judge Blocks Trump Admin From Policing SNAP RecipientsBy Danielle HanJune 24, 2026 | 1:42pm -
A Crashing-Out Trump Refuses to Sign Just-Passed Bipartisan Housing BillBy Jim VorelJune 24, 2026 | 12:41pm -
Melania Trump Wanted to Ban Elon Musk from Sleeping at the White HouseBy Mabel KabaniJune 23, 2026 | 6:00pm -
Trump Started a Bedroom War With Melania and Forced Staff to Dry His Soggy Bathroom CarpetBy Wren WoodsonJune 19, 2026 | 6:38pm -
Donald Trump, on the Topic of 170 Dead Iranian Kids: "Mistakes Are Made. War Is Nasty."By Jim VorelJune 19, 2026 | 8:30am -
Somebody Get Kristi Noem a MapBy Danielle HanJune 16, 2026 | 9:28am -
Like a True Gemini Man, Trump Celebrated His 80th Birthday Like It Was His 8thBy Danielle HanJune 15, 2026 | 9:46am -
So the White House Apparently Freaked Out Over Epstein Files in the Situation RoomBy Danielle HanJune 11, 2026 | 1:34pm -
The City That Never Sleeps Got Its NBA Win Streak Cursed by the Queens Man Who DidBy Danielle HanJune 9, 2026 | 9:45am -
Pete Hegseth Made a D-Day Analogy and Ended Up on the Nazi SideBy Wren WoodsonJune 9, 2026 | 8:15am -
The White House UFC Arena Is Just Like the Eiffel TowerBy Claire GuinanJune 5, 2026 | 3:00pm -
Bill Pulte, Trump’s New Pick for DNI, is Inexperienced, Unqualified, and the Winner of a Creepy Dildo AwardBy Danielle HanJune 4, 2026 | 10:11am -
Immigration Judge Calls to Deport Teen Boy... Who’s Been Dead for More Than a YearBy Danielle HanJune 3, 2026 | 3:36pm -
We're Fortunate the Trump Admin's Cowardice Sometimes Blocks Its CorruptionBy Jim VorelJune 3, 2026 | 12:36pm -
Women May Have No Place in Pete Hegseth’s Pentagon—But Jan. 6 Insurrectionists Do!By Danielle HanJune 3, 2026 | 10:38am -
Pete Hegseth Blocks Women and Black Officers from Their Pentagon Promotions—AgainBy Danielle HanJune 2, 2026 | 12:14pm -
Uh Oh, Trump Is Bored with Iran Peace Talks. You Know What That Means.By Jim VorelJune 2, 2026 | 10:37am -
Vietnam Is Moving People’s Graves to Make Room for a Trump Golf ResortBy Mabel KabaniJune 1, 2026 | 5:05pm -
Greg Bovino is Never Beating the Nazi AllegationsBy Danielle HanJune 1, 2026 | 12:05pm -
Judge Rules the Government Must Pry Trump’s Name off the Kennedy Center in Next Two WeeksBy Jim VorelMay 29, 2026 | 4:41pm -
The War Against Inflation Would Nearly Be Over If Not for TrumpBy Jacob WeindlingMay 29, 2026 | 2:51pm -
Trump’s $55 ‘Patriotic’ Hats Are Missing Two States, Because MAGA Math Is HardBy Wren WoodsonMay 28, 2026 | 4:11pm -
Uhhh Guys, the President’s Fantasizing About Wiping Out Iran AgainBy Danielle HanMay 27, 2026 | 4:31pm -
23 Dem. Attorneys General Snub JD Vance’s Anti-Fraud MeetingBy Danielle HanMay 27, 2026 | 3:03pm -
Trump’s Cabinet Has Entered Full Suck-Up ModeBy Mabel KabaniMay 26, 2026 | 4:48pm -
RFK Jr. Brags About Being ‘Around a Lot of Young Girls All the Time’By Danielle HanMay 21, 2026 | 2:02pm -
Enjoy Your Toxic Water!By Mabel KabaniMay 20, 2026 | 9:05am -
Guy in Charge of Releasing Epstein Files Says ‘I Don’t Understand What "Epstein Investigation" Means’By Danielle HanMay 19, 2026 | 3:19pm -
ICYMI, the Trump Admin Wants to Create a Slush Fund for Trump’s Biggest Suck-UpsBy Danielle HanMay 19, 2026 | 1:28pm -
GOP’s Attempt to Fund Trump’s Dumb Ballroom With Taxpayer Money Gets SmoteBy Danielle HanMay 18, 2026 | 9:09am -
Trump is Trying to Distract in the Loudest Way Possible: the Biggest Fireworks Display in Human HistoryBy Mabel KabaniMay 15, 2026 | 3:41pm -
The Trump Admin’s Hantavirus Guy is an Anti-Vax, Anti-Abortion ‘Doc’ Who Used to Stuff Dicks for a LivingBy Danielle HanMay 15, 2026 | 3:13pm -
Marco Rubio Discovers Ceilings During China VisitBy Wren WoodsonMay 14, 2026 | 4:38pm -
Nothing Says ‘Welcome to America’ Quite Like Having ICE at the FIFA World Cup!By Danielle HanMay 14, 2026 | 3:12pm -
Even Chinese Food is Getting Better Representation Than Women at the Trump-Xi SummitBy Danielle HanMay 14, 2026 | 2:04pm -
The Trump Admin’s MomsDotGov Website Is ‘Gaslighting 101’By Danielle HanMay 13, 2026 | 3:26pm -
Looks Like No Democratic Senators are Getting a KA$H Bourbon Anytime Soon!By Danielle HanMay 13, 2026 | 1:20pm -
‘No One Told Me I Was Safe’: Epstein Survivors Appear in First Public Congressional HearingBy Danielle HanMay 12, 2026 | 2:47pm -
Marty Makary Could Get the Boot for Being Too Slow to Attack Abortion AccessBy Danielle HanMay 11, 2026 | 4:13pm -
Who is Going to Tell Trump He Caused a Diet Coke Shortage?By Claire GuinanMay 8, 2026 | 5:00pm -
Being “Pro-Transgender” Now Makes You a Terrorist, According to Trump AdministrationBy Jim VorelMay 8, 2026 | 3:28pm -
“We’re Not a Stupid Country” Says Secretary of State, ReassuringlyBy Jim VorelMay 8, 2026 | 11:40am -
The Details of Kash Patel’s Alleged Drinking Problem Just Keep Spilling OutBy Danielle HanMay 7, 2026 | 11:51am -
White Man Handles Job Rejection by Getting the Trump Admin to Sue His CompanyBy Danielle HanMay 6, 2026 | 12:46pm -
Hey Look, the Price Tag of Trump's Ballroom Just Doubled AGAIN, to $1 BillionBy Jim VorelMay 5, 2026 | 5:23pm -
Trump Admin Official Brags About Kicking 4.3 Million Americans Off SNAPBy Danielle HanMay 5, 2026 | 12:17pm -
Trump Promotes Lincoln Reflecting Pool Plan With Unhinged AI PhotoBy Mabel KabaniMay 5, 2026 | 12:05pm -
Pete Hegseth’s Pastor has Horrible Things to Say About Women—AgainBy Danielle HanMay 4, 2026 | 2:47pm -
Melania Hates Trump’s Dancing TooBy Claire GuinanMay 4, 2026 | 12:39pm -
Mike Huckabee Uses War on Iran to Tell People to Have BabiesBy Danielle HanMarch 4, 2026 | 11:59am -
Are We Seriously Going to Relitigate Trump's Dozens of Failed 2020 Election Interference Lawsuits?By Jim VorelJanuary 29, 2026 | 2:43pm -
Splinter: Does the Trump Administration Support the Bill of Rights?By Jacob WeindlingJanuary 27, 2026 | 6:09pm -
The Most Damaging Things Trump Has Done in His First YearBy Thor BensonJanuary 20, 2026 | 11:59am -
Someone Jingle Some Keys at Trump Before He Starts Another War with NATO Over GreenlandBy Jim VorelJanuary 20, 2026 | 11:20am -
Splinter: Trump Declares War on the EconomyBy Jacob WeindlingJanuary 13, 2026 | 4:31pm -
"Fraud" Is the Magic Word Trump Is Using to Strip Impoverished Americans of Social ServicesBy Jim VorelJanuary 6, 2026 | 12:54pm -
Trump Allegedly Abducted Nicolás Maduro for Dancing Too MuchBy Danielle HanJanuary 5, 2026 | 10:57am -
The Mar-a-Lago NYE Bash Was Everything Wrong With 2025By Danielle HanJanuary 2, 2026 | 1:14pm -
Trump's First Second-Term Vetoes Deny Clean Drinking Water and Return of Native LandBy Jim VorelDecember 31, 2025 | 12:09pm -
ICYMI: Trump Wished Us 'What May Be' Our Last 'Merry Christmas'By Danielle HanDecember 29, 2025 | 12:17pm -
Mr. President, You're Not Supposed to Admit We're Going to Steal Venezuela's OilBy Jim VorelDecember 17, 2025 | 11:04am -
The U.S. Killed 8 People on the Pacific Ocean Yesterday. That’s Literally All Our Government Told Us.By Jim VorelDecember 16, 2025 | 10:57am -
Kash Patel Bungles Another Serious InvestigationBy Danielle HanDecember 15, 2025 | 1:48pm -
Trump Wants to Seize D.C.'s Public Golf Facilities? Par for the Course.By Jim VorelDecember 15, 2025 | 11:39am -
The Unholy Union of Big AI and Big IdiotBy Jim VorelDecember 12, 2025 | 2:57pm -
Trump on Venezuelan Oil Tanker Seizure: 'Well, We Keep It, I Guess'By Jim VorelDecember 10, 2025 | 5:00pm -
Mike Johnson Doesn’t Want Military Members to Have Access to IVFBy Danielle HanDecember 5, 2025 | 1:33pm -
GOP Blames Democrats as 42 Million Americans Face Losing Food AidBy Danielle HanOctober 28, 2025 | 5:34pm -
Kristi Noem Is Trying to Use Airports to Spread PropagandaBy Danielle HanOctober 14, 2025 | 4:15pm -
The ‘WTF Is Happening’ Guide to Trump’s Litigation BonanzaBy Danielle HanOctober 14, 2025 | 10:25am -
'SNL' Answers the Question: Why Do These Trump Sycophants Spell Their Names With an 'I'?By Danielle HanOctober 13, 2025 | 11:39am -
Oh Nothing, Just the President Posting AI Videos About QAnon Conspiracy TheoriesBy Danielle HanSeptember 29, 2025 | 11:58am -
Trump Forced to Walk Up the Stairs, Alleges UN SabotageBy Danielle HanSeptember 26, 2025 | 3:36pm -
You Know ICE Barbie! Now Meet ICE Ken.By Danielle HanSeptember 24, 2025 | 12:02pm -
Big Win! Pam Bondi Slams the Gates on Asylum-Seekers Fleeing Domestic ViolenceBy Danielle HanSeptember 4, 2025 | 6:13pm -
Donald Trump, IVF’s Deadbeat DadBy Danielle HanAugust 4, 2025 | 2:54pm -
ICE Arrested Legal U.S. Resident Who Protested the Genocide of Palestinians at ColumbiaBy Kylie CheungMarch 10, 2025 | 12:39pm -
Awkward! Ron DeSantis Doesn't Want Andrew & Tristan Tate in FloridaBy Kylie CheungFebruary 27, 2025 | 1:32pm -
As Abortion Bans Drive Up Maternal, Infant Mortality, Trump Admin. Shutters Key CDC ProgramBy Kylie CheungFebruary 25, 2025 | 12:13pm -
Hunter Schafer: ‘I Am Never Going to Stop Being Trans. Fuck This Administration’By Kylie CheungFebruary 21, 2025 | 3:56pm -
Will the US Sabotage Global Climate Science?By Aaron CantúFebruary 12, 2025 | 3:51pm -
'Insulted and Confused': Inside Agencies, Federal Employees React to Mass Resignation OfferBy Dave LevitanJanuary 29, 2025 | 12:51pm -
Trump's Ban on Transgender Military Members Already ChallengedBy Audra HeinrichsJanuary 28, 2025 | 6:26pm -
How Can You Have Hope in a World So Broken?By Jacob WeindlingJanuary 14, 2025 | 11:52am -
I'm Sorry, But Hope Hicks' Texts From the Insurrection Are PerfectBy Audra HeinrichsJanuary 3, 2023 | 7:10pm -
I Will Die Alone Before Ever Opening This Anti-‘Woke’ Dating AppBy Emily LeibertAugust 11, 2022 | 9:43pm - Georgia Election Workers Shaye Moss and Her Mom, Ruby, Deliver Moving Testimony at Jan. 6 HearingBy Kady Ruth AshcraftJune 21, 2022 | 10:00pm
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Melania Trump's Former Press Secretary Says She Can't Be RedeemedBy Laura BassettOctober 5, 2021 | 7:05pm -
Melania Trump's Former Chief-of-Staff Is Dishing the DirtBy Ashley ReeseSeptember 13, 2021 | 3:25pm -
The Dudefight to End All Dudefights Is NighBy Shannon MeleroJuly 8, 2021 | 8:45pm -
Trump Said He 'Didn't Mean It Literally' When He Told Supporters He Would March to the Capitol With ThemBy Marie SolisJune 29, 2021 | 2:41am -
Shocking: Ivanka Trump Lied About SomethingBy Ashley ReeseJune 28, 2021 | 7:35pm -
We Now Know More About the Absolute Shit Show That Saved Donald Trump's LifeBy Shannon MeleroJune 24, 2021 | 8:28pm -
Trump Wanted the Justice Department To Stop SNL From Parodying Him, Which Sounds Exactly Like the Setup for an SNL SkitBy Justice NamasteJune 22, 2021 | 10:53pm -
'We Need to Forgive the People Who Tell the Truth': Reality Winner's Future Is in Biden's HandsBy Molly OsbergJune 14, 2021 | 8:45pm -
Kayleigh McEnany Insists She Never Lied as Press Secretary, Bless Her HeartBy Marie SolisJune 14, 2021 | 12:55pm -
Mike and Mother Pence's Sprawling $1.9 Million Mansion Is, Unfortunately, AwesomeBy Shannon MeleroJune 11, 2021 | 4:55pm -
Don Jr. Has Found His Forever Home: Shilling Messages On Cameo for $500By Ashley ReeseJune 2, 2021 | 8:55pm -
Self-Important Blogger Quits Job After Realizing Blogging Is HardBy Shannon MeleroJune 2, 2021 | 7:30pm -
Lawyers for Some Pro-Trump Protesters Plan to Blame Capitol Siege on, Uh...Misinformation?By Harron WalkerMay 29, 2021 | 8:46pm