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dirt-bag-t Happy First Wedding to Dua Lipa and Callum Turner!
By Nora Biette-Timmons June 1, 2026 | 10:24am
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splinter You’ll Feel like an Exploding Rocket Drinking the Space-Aged Saturn Cocktail
By Jim Vorel May 31, 2026 | 9:00am
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entertainment > saturday-night-social Help! I Fall in (Platonic) Love With Everyone on FB Marketplace
By Danielle Han May 30, 2026 | 5:30pm
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splinter Update: After Freedom 250 Performers Cancel MAGA’s July 4 Festival in DC, Trump Says He May "Perform"
By Jim Vorel May 30, 2026 | 4:41pm
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politics > trump-administration, splinter Judge Rules the Government Must Pry Trump’s Name off the Kennedy Center in Next Two Weeks
By Jim Vorel May 29, 2026 | 4:41pm
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politics, splinter Louisiana Approves New Voting Map Eliminating a Majority-Black District
By Josh Jackson May 29, 2026 | 4:39pm
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splinter How Many People Does a Man Need to Threaten to Kill Before Police Will Bother to Listen?
By Jim Vorel May 29, 2026 | 4:17pm
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politics > trump-administration, splinter The War Against Inflation Would Nearly Be Over If Not for Trump
By Jacob Weindling May 29, 2026 | 2:51pm
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news-2 Emilia Clarke Can "Finally" Feel Grateful About All of Game Of Thrones, Even the Ending
By Matt Schimkowitz May 29, 2026 | 2:30pm
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news-2 Keke Palmer Delightfully Derails Actress Roundtable by Bringing up "2 Girls 1 Cup"
By Drew Gillis May 29, 2026 | 11:35am
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celebrities > dirt-bag Scooter Braun Tries to Pull an ‘I Don’t Know Her’ on Taylor Swift
By Nora Biette-Timmons May 29, 2026 | 11:11am
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media, news-2 White House Proves It Can Even Make "aliens.gov" Depressing
By William Hughes May 29, 2026 | 12:42am
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splinter California Chemical Plant That Threatened to Explode Was Making F-35 Parts for America’s Forever Wars
By Jim Vorel May 28, 2026 | 5:54pm
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politics > trump-administration Trump’s $55 ‘Patriotic’ Hats Are Missing Two States, Because MAGA Math Is Hard
By Wren Woodson May 28, 2026 | 4:11pm
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splinter Trump Admin Removed Treasury Official After She Objected to Printing $250 Bill with Trump’s Face
By Jim Vorel May 28, 2026 | 2:22pm
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tv, news-2 CBS News Officially Fires Sharyn Alfonsi and 60 Minutes Head Tanya Simon
By Drew Gillis May 28, 2026 | 12:33pm
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entertainment > movies, news-2 Cynthia Erivo Points Out Racial Bias in Reaction to Wicked Singapore Red Carpet Incident
By Drew Gillis May 28, 2026 | 11:52am
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politics > justice, splinter Is There Anything More Foul than Siccing the Justice Department on Your Own Sexual Abuse Victim?
By Jim Vorel May 28, 2026 | 11:06am
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celebrities > dirt-bag Can a Woman Wear a Babydoll Dress in Peace?
By Claire Guinan May 28, 2026 | 9:16am
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politics > abortion Australia’s Top Anti-Abortion Idiot Tried to Use a Picture of Sugar Gliders to Promote her Anti-Abortion Messaging
By Danielle Han May 28, 2026 | 8:30am
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splinter “Please Feel Bad for Me” Pleads Tourist Who Threw Rocks at Endangered Seal in Hawaii
By Jim Vorel May 27, 2026 | 4:49pm
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politics > trump-administration Uhhh Guys, the President’s Fantasizing About Wiping Out Iran Again
By Danielle Han May 27, 2026 | 4:31pm
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splinter The Vibecession Is Entirely Rational
By Jacob Weindling May 27, 2026 | 3:37pm
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splinter China Is Hopelessly Tied at the Hip to Cigarettes, as Tobacco Sales Continue to Increase
By Jim Vorel May 27, 2026 | 3:13pm
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politics > trump-administration 23 Dem. Attorneys General Snub JD Vance’s Anti-Fraud Meeting
By Danielle Han May 27, 2026 | 3:03pm
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celebrities > dirt-bag Amanda Batula and West Wilson Have Fled the Country
By Claire Guinan May 27, 2026 | 1:30pm
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politics > immigration Markwayne Mullin is Channeling Kristi Noem to Respond to the New Jersey ICE Hunger Strikes
By Danielle Han May 27, 2026 | 9:50am
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tech, splinter Data Centers Just Keep Getting More Massive and Apocalyptic
By Jim Vorel May 27, 2026 | 9:41am
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politics > trump-administration Trump’s Cabinet Has Entered Full Suck-Up Mode
By Mabel Kabani May 26, 2026 | 4:48pm
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splinter South Carolina Senators Just Handed Rep. Jim Clyburn a Stay of Execution, Defying Trump
By Jim Vorel May 26, 2026 | 4:33pm
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tech By the Powers of Gandalf and the Pope, a Holy War Has Been Declared on AI
By Danielle Han May 26, 2026 | 4:21pm
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politics Ken Paxton's Runoff Day Comes 24 Hours After His Plea Deal Let an Alleged Pedophile Walk Free
By Danielle Han May 26, 2026 | 1:33pm
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splinter Texas Woman Jailed for Daring to Post Photos of Her Small Town’s Brown Tap Water
By Jim Vorel May 26, 2026 | 12:40pm
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celebrities > dirt-bag Lisa Rinna Would Kindly Request You Don't Vote for Spencer Pratt
By Alise Morales May 26, 2026 | 11:53am
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entertainment > movies Talking Animals are Now on the Same Shitlist as Chris Pratt
By Danielle Han May 26, 2026 | 8:55am
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dirt-bag-t Checking In on Jacob Elordi and Kendall Jenner's New Romance
By Nora Biette-Timmons May 25, 2026 | 11:09am
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drinks I Tried Dunkin’s New 'Dirty Pepsi' And I Can’t Stop Shaking and Slamming My Head Against the Wall
By Mitchell Nance May 25, 2026 | 10:30am
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Comment of the Week: ‘If Only the White House Beehive had a Large Enough Ballroom...’
By Danielle Han May 24, 2026 | 10:30am
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splinter Dull the Horror of Pointless War This Memorial Day with a Classic Boilermaker
By Jim Vorel May 24, 2026 | 9:00am
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entertainment > saturday-night-social My 17-Minute Battle to Retrieve Drugstore Deodorant From the Plexiglass Prison
By Claire Guinan May 23, 2026 | 5:30am
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splinter Todd Blanche Humiliated Yet Again as Judge Dismisses Criminal Charges Against Kilmar Abrego Garcia
By Jim Vorel May 22, 2026 | 4:36pm
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politics, splinter Good Riddance to Jared Polis, America's Worst Elected Democrat
By Jacob Weindling May 22, 2026 | 3:30pm
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politics The GOP’s Obsession With Erasing Trans People—and Bowing to Trump—Just Sunk a Landmark Women’s History Museum
By Danielle Han May 22, 2026 | 2:38pm
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splinter Donald Trump Will Give His Son the Greatest Gift of All: Skipping His Wedding
By Jim Vorel May 22, 2026 | 2:20pm
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politics > abortion Planned Parenthood Launches Advance-Order Abortion Pills Program in Two States
By Danielle Han May 22, 2026 | 1:31pm
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splinter There's No Good Way to Execute a Person
By Jim Vorel May 22, 2026 | 11:30am
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politics Mike Johnson, Being ‘Fully Transparent,’ Says He Doesn’t Know Where Tom Kean is
By Danielle Han May 22, 2026 | 10:45am
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celebrities > dirt-bag Behold Ciara Miller’s Revenge Dress
By Claire Guinan May 22, 2026 | 9:16am
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politics > abortion Anti-Abortion Extremists Could Get Taxpayer-Funded Payouts Under Trump’s New Fund
By Wren Woodson May 22, 2026 | 8:59am
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tv, news-2 Stephen Colbert, Paul McCartney, and a Bunch of Famous Friends Bid a Fond Farewell to The Late Show
By William Hughes May 22, 2026 | 1:04am
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health, splinter Doctors Say the Axing of USAID Has Already Cost Lives in Latest Ebola Outbreak
By Jim Vorel May 21, 2026 | 3:00pm
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politics > trump-administration RFK Jr. Brags About Being ‘Around a Lot of Young Girls All the Time’
By Danielle Han May 21, 2026 | 2:02pm
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tv, news-2 Chelsea Handler Calls Shane Gillis', Tony Hinchcliffe's Material at Kevin Hart Roast "Gross"
By Drew Gillis May 21, 2026 | 12:25pm
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politics Nancy Mace Wants to Update the Constitution to Knock Naturalized Citizens Out of Congress
By Danielle Han May 21, 2026 | 12:16pm
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food, splinter Get Out of Here with Your So-Called “London Pizza”
By Jim Vorel May 21, 2026 | 11:38am
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celebrities > dirt-bag Maybe the Eighth Anniversary Gift Theme Is 'Never-Before-Seen-Wedding-Photo Dump'
By Nora Biette-Timmons May 21, 2026 | 11:19am
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politics > abortion Iowa Implements Flurry of Setbacks to Repro Health and Cancer Prevention
By Danielle Han May 21, 2026 | 10:52am
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music 15 Years Ago, Adele Won a Huge Year in Pop
By Derrick Rossignol May 21, 2026 | 10:45am
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politics > justice Man Jailed 37 Days for Single Trump Meme Wins $835,000 Settlement
By Jim Vorel May 20, 2026 | 4:56pm
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media, politics, celebrities Oh Good, Sen. Tim Kaine Weighed In on the Taylor Swift/Travis Kelce Prenup Discourse
By Claire Guinan May 20, 2026 | 4:45pm
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splinter, drinks A Shuttered MAGA Brewery Wants $50 Million from Its Haters in a Lawsuit over Hurt Feelings
By Jim Vorel May 20, 2026 | 3:30pm
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celebrities > misc-goss Charli XCX Claims Existing as a Human Being in 2026 is Really Hard
By Claire Guinan May 20, 2026 | 2:49pm
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politics The Blue Wave Misses Big on Georgia’s Supreme Court
By Danielle Han May 20, 2026 | 1:56pm
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politics, splinter A 104-Year Incumbent Streak in Georgia Continues
By Josh Jackson May 20, 2026 | 1:49pm
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soccer, sports Of Course it’s Women Who Broke a Seven-Year Dry Spell Between North and South Korea
By Danielle Han May 20, 2026 | 1:04pm
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celebrities > dirt-bag Mindy Kaling Understands Why We All Think That About Her And B.J. Novak
By Claire Guinan May 20, 2026 | 11:27am
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splinter Virginia Is Taking Action to Keep ICE Agents Away from Polling Places Before the Midterms
By Jim Vorel May 20, 2026 | 10:30am
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politics > trump-administration Enjoy Your Toxic Water!
By Mabel Kabani May 20, 2026 | 9:05am
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celebrities > misc-goss The Underwhelming Tale of the SKIMS Cocaine Smuggler
By Claire Guinan May 19, 2026 | 4:53pm
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politics > justice, splinter Does $5.25 Million Make up for 21 Years Behind Bars for a Double Murder You Didn’t Commit?
By Jim Vorel May 19, 2026 | 3:58pm
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politics > trump-administration Guy in Charge of Releasing Epstein Files Says ‘I Don’t Understand What "Epstein Investigation" Means’
By Danielle Han May 19, 2026 | 3:19pm
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media, splinter Literally No One Wants to Watch Diet Fox News
By Jacob Weindling May 19, 2026 | 2:50pm
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politics > trump-administration ICYMI, the Trump Admin Wants to Create a Slush Fund for Trump’s Biggest Suck-Ups
By Danielle Han May 19, 2026 | 1:28pm
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celebrities, fashion A Digital Museum of John Travolta’s 2026 Cannes Berets
By Claire Guinan May 19, 2026 | 12:54pm
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dirt-bag-t, celebrities > celebrities-celebrities Spain Will Feel the $65 Million Wrath of Shakira
By Alise Morales May 19, 2026 | 11:10am
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tv, news-2 Jon Stewart tries to wring some advice for the class of 2026 out of Trump
By Drew Gillis May 19, 2026 | 9:30am
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splinter Why Is No One Talking About the ICE Agent Who Has Been a Fugitive for a Month?
By Jim Vorel May 19, 2026 | 9:26am
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politics > justice Woman Forced to Give Birth While Shackled in New York Court, Public Defenders Say
By Danielle Han May 19, 2026 | 9:19am
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science, splinter A City-Killing Asteroid Will Narrowly Miss the Earth Today. We Discovered It Only a Week Ago.
By Jim Vorel May 18, 2026 | 2:55pm
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politics Has Anyone Seen My Swarm of Angry Bees?
By Claire Guinan May 18, 2026 | 2:17pm
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politics Kristi Noem’s Inability to Spot Actual Criminals is Somehow Worse Than Previously Thought
By Danielle Han May 18, 2026 | 12:30pm
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celebrities > misc-goss A Jenner-Elordi-Chalamet Double Date Has Entered The Canon
By Claire Guinan May 18, 2026 | 11:43am
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politics, splinter Of Course Trump Skipped MAGA’s Christian Fest on the National Mall to Golf Instead
By Jim Vorel May 18, 2026 | 11:39am
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celebrities, dirt-bag-t Pete Davidson's Friends Don't Understand Why the Mom of His 5-Month-Old Child Might Feel Unsupported
By Nora Biette-Timmons May 18, 2026 | 9:45am
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politics > trump-administration GOP’s Attempt to Fund Trump’s Dumb Ballroom With Taxpayer Money Gets Smote
By Danielle Han May 18, 2026 | 9:09am
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Comment of the Week: ‘I Am Not "Under-Babied," Zero is the Exact Number I Want.’
By Claire Guinan May 17, 2026 | 12:15pm
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splinter Level Out a Schizophrenic Spring with a Perfect Martini
By Jim Vorel May 17, 2026 | 9:30am
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entertainment > movies, news-2 World's richest film bro very mad at Christopher Nolan over casting of fake 3,000-year-old woman
By William Hughes May 16, 2026 | 5:57pm
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entertainment > saturday-night-social, games In Defense of Being Level 9570 on Candy Crush
By Danielle Han May 16, 2026 | 5:30pm
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splinter Epic Universe, Epic Memories: Revisiting a Childhood Built on Dragons and Games
By Josh Jackson May 16, 2026 | 11:45am
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splinter Splinter: Trump's Oil Inflation Is More Class Warfare
By Jacob Weindling May 15, 2026 | 4:02pm
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politics > trump-administration Trump is Trying to Distract in the Loudest Way Possible: the Biggest Fireworks Display in Human History
By Mabel Kabani May 15, 2026 | 3:41pm
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politics > trump-administration, health The Trump Admin’s Hantavirus Guy is an Anti-Vax, Anti-Abortion ‘Doc’ Who Used to Stuff Dicks for a Living
By Danielle Han May 15, 2026 | 3:13pm
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politics > abortion ‘I Feel Terrified’: Trump Admin Sued Over VA’s National Abortion Ban
By Danielle Han May 15, 2026 | 2:16pm
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celebrities Taylor Swift is Making Sure No One Knows Exactly When She Is Getting Married
By Claire Guinan May 15, 2026 | 2:07pm
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celebrities, in-depth We Granted 250 Pardons from Pop-Culture Jail
By Claire Guinan May 15, 2026 | 12:30pm
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entertainment > movies, news-2 Let's see if The Expendabelles makes it to the screen this time
By Drew Gillis May 15, 2026 | 11:25am
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celebrities > dirt-bag If You’re Not Debuting Your Bump On The Cannes Red Carpet, WTF Are You Doing?
By Claire Guinan May 15, 2026 | 11:10am
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sports This Weekend Belongs to the Women of NASCAR
By Danielle Han May 15, 2026 | 9:37am
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splinter Seriously, Please Stop Using AI to Plan Your Murders
By Jim Vorel May 15, 2026 | 9:30am
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splinter The Congo Refused to Accept a Seriously Sick Immigrant. The U.S. Deported Her There Anyway.
By Jim Vorel May 14, 2026 | 4:44pm
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politics > trump-administration Marco Rubio Discovers Ceilings During China Visit
By Wren Woodson May 14, 2026 | 4:38pm
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politics > immigration, politics > trump-administration, sports Nothing Says ‘Welcome to America’ Quite Like Having ICE at the FIFA World Cup!
By Danielle Han May 14, 2026 | 3:12pm
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politics, splinter The DOJ Is Considering Personally Handing Trump $10 Billion in Taxpayer Dollars
By Jim Vorel May 14, 2026 | 2:09pm
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politics > trump-administration Even Chinese Food is Getting Better Representation Than Women at the Trump-Xi Summit
By Danielle Han May 14, 2026 | 2:04pm
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splinter A NYT Glitch Appears to Have Punched Kamala Harris and MTG in the Mouth
By Jim Vorel May 14, 2026 | 11:34am
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news-2 Hannah Einbinder has her priorities too straight to worry about a blacklist
By Drew Gillis May 14, 2026 | 10:19am
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dirt-bag-t Checking In on Spencer Pratt's Mayoral Candidacy
By Nora Biette-Timmons May 14, 2026 | 9:58am
