Here is what I wanted to say about Kiefer Sutherland’s new country music video and single: “Are you Walker, Texas Ranger? Are you walked and woke, Kiefer Sutherland?”
But after watching Kiefer Sutherland’s new country music video, both of these things are things I cannot say. Instead, there are only three things I can say for certain: a) I may or may not be craving a whiskey right now, b) I need whiskey because I’m not exactly sure how to process this (?), and c) “Hello, single-shot music video, did you misplace your Alejandro González Iñárritu?”
Here is the other thing I wanted to say about Kiefer Sutherland’s new country music video and single: “As Ross from Friends once said: ‘You should think of, um, my work as wordless sound poems.’”