- Ever Notice How Love Actually Is Very Bad?By Bobby FingerDecember 24, 2015 | 9:30pm
- That Asteroid Passing By Earth This Christmas Eve Is Nothing to Worry AboutBy Clover HopeDecember 24, 2015 | 8:30pm
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How to Interact with Your High School Classmates When You See Them Out TonightBy Madeleine DaviesDecember 24, 2015 | 7:30pm
- Lunch Lady Fired for 'Theft' After Giving Hungry Child a Free MealBy Hillary Crosley CokerDecember 24, 2015 | 7:00pm
- 40 Thoughts That Gave Us a Panic Attack in 2015 By Bobby Finger, Ellie Shechet & Joanna RothkopfDecember 24, 2015 | 6:30pm
- Infamous 'Mother Pimp' Madame Claude Dies at 92By Madeleine DaviesDecember 24, 2015 | 6:15pm
- 12 Days of Christmas Presents Past: Check These Sick Battery-Operated Wheels By Kelly FairclothDecember 24, 2015 | 6:00pm
- Weird and Wild Christmas Jams to Delight and Frighten the Whole FamilyBy Julianne Escobedo ShepherdDecember 24, 2015 | 5:50pm
- Relax, Gather the Kids and Listen to this Audio of Ja Rule Reading How The Grinch Stole ChristmasBy Clover HopeDecember 24, 2015 | 5:15pm
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- What's the Best Song on Amy Grant's Christmas Album? Trick Question Bitch You Fucking Love Them All By Jia TolentinoDecember 24, 2015 | 4:40pm
- The Vatican's Film Critic Called the New Star War Movie 'Awkward and Tacky'By Bobby FingerDecember 24, 2015 | 4:20pm
- Kentucky's Matt Bevin-Shaped Nightmare Begins With Rollback of Voting Rights, Minimum Wage By Ellie ShechetDecember 24, 2015 | 3:30pm
- Little Girl Calls 911 After Touching Her 'Elf on a Shelf'By Marie LodiDecember 24, 2015 | 3:20pm
- Chris Martin Is Being Sued For Allegedly Running Over a Photographer With His JeepBy Bobby FingerDecember 24, 2015 | 2:50pm
- Divorced Missouri Woman Wants Custody of Frozen EmbryosBy Marie LodiDecember 24, 2015 | 4:15am
- Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Are Going to Make Their Own WineBy Marie LodiDecember 24, 2015 | 3:30am
- Planned Parenthood Shooter Tells Judge He Wants to Represent Himself By Marie LodiDecember 24, 2015 | 2:45am
- Angela Davis Met Miami's Growing Social Justice Community for a ChatBy Hillary Crosley CokerDecember 24, 2015 | 2:00am
- Madonna's Son Is Being Legally Forced to Spend Christmas with Her in New YorkBy Madeleine DaviesDecember 24, 2015 | 1:00am
- Wilmer Valderrama Is His Own Best Friend By Kara BrownDecember 24, 2015 | 12:30am
- The Gap Can't Deliver Their Boring Clothes In Time For Christmas By Kara BrownDecember 24, 2015 | 12:00am
- 20,000 NYC City Workers Will Now Get 6 Weeks Paid Parental LeaveBy Hillary Crosley CokerDecember 23, 2015 | 11:40pm
- American Apparel to Close 8 More StoresBy Ellie ShechetDecember 23, 2015 | 11:20pm
- Celebrity Visitors of Seattle Children's Hospital on December 23, 2015, RANKEDBy Bobby FingerDecember 23, 2015 | 11:00pm
- Live Near Your Mother and You'll Have More Freedom to Work By Hillary Crosley CokerDecember 23, 2015 | 10:40pm
- The Kardashian Khristmas Kard Is Just Kute Kids By Clover HopeDecember 23, 2015 | 10:00pm
- What 'Major Shakeup' Is Ben Carson Planning for His Campaign? By Anna MerlanDecember 23, 2015 | 9:45pm
- The Mall of America Kind of Got a Black Lives Matter Protest BannedBy Hillary Crosley CokerDecember 23, 2015 | 9:40pm
- Um, How Did Teresa Giudice's Husband Afford This Brand New Lexus? By Kara BrownDecember 23, 2015 | 9:20pm
- Existential Lessons Learned While Watching 8 Hours of The Great British Bake OffBy Madeleine DaviesDecember 23, 2015 | 8:50pm
- Woman Dies After Being Discharged from Hospital and Arrested for Refusing to Leave By Ellie ShechetDecember 23, 2015 | 8:40pm
- If Fifty Shades of Grey Wasn't Torturous Enough, Marlon Wayans Is Making a SpoofBy Clover HopeDecember 23, 2015 | 8:20pm
- Brooklyn Teacher Who Sexually Abused 7 Students Pleads Guilty to Kidnapping, Obscenity By Anna MerlanDecember 23, 2015 | 8:00pm
- This Week In Tabloids: Merry Christmas, Ya Filthy AnimalsBy Bobby FingerDecember 23, 2015 | 7:40pm
- The OITNB Cast Wishes You a Happy Holidays in the Most Litchfield Way PossibleBy Madeleine DaviesDecember 23, 2015 | 7:20pm
- Miss Colombia Is Being Offered $1 Million to Do PornBy Clover HopeDecember 23, 2015 | 7:00pm
- Our Very Weird Year in Music 2015 By Jezebel StaffDecember 23, 2015 | 6:20pm
- Woman Charged With Attempted Murder for Trying to Abort with Coat Hanger Pleads Not Guilty By Anna MerlanDecember 23, 2015 | 6:20pm
- Charlie Sheen Gives an Interview to Radar, Which Anonymously Outed Him as HIV-PositiveBy Kate DriesDecember 23, 2015 | 6:00pm
- Entire Catalog From Some Band Named The Beatles Finally Available for StreamingBy Clover HopeDecember 23, 2015 | 5:45pm
- Fantasy Kardashian-Jenner League, Week 12: Kylie Doesn't Not Not Support This GameBy Julianne Escobedo ShepherdDecember 23, 2015 | 5:30pm
- [Passes Out]By Kate DriesDecember 23, 2015 | 4:50pm
- 12 Days of Christmas Presents Past: A Glam Emeraude Perfume in a Glam Keepsake BoxBy Kelly FairclothDecember 23, 2015 | 4:00pm
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- A Moment for Adrianna Vorderbruggen, the First Openly Gay Woman Service Member to Be Killed in Action By Stassa EdwardsDecember 23, 2015 | 3:30pm
- Wisconsin Politician: Carry a Concealed Weapon, 'Clean Our Society of Scumbags'By Anna MerlanDecember 23, 2015 | 3:20pm
- Stacey Dash Files Police Report Against Harasser, Tells Women 'Do Not Be a Victim' By Ellie ShechetDecember 23, 2015 | 3:10pm
- It's a Christmas Miracle! Teresa Giudice Has Been Released From PrisonBy Bobby FingerDecember 23, 2015 | 2:45pm
- Sanders: Trump Must Have a 'Very Unusual Relationship with Women' If He Doesn't Know They Pee By Anna MerlanDecember 23, 2015 | 2:00pm
- Texas Cuts Planned Parenthood's HIV Prevention Funding By Stassa EdwardsDecember 23, 2015 | 4:30am
- Looks Like the Governor of New Mexico Was Pretty Lit at Her Holiday Party By Stassa EdwardsDecember 23, 2015 | 2:10am
- Margaret Cho Calls Out Absolutely Fabulous Movie For 'Yellowface' By Stassa EdwardsDecember 23, 2015 | 2:00am
- Sony Thinks Kesha's Eventual Comeback Could Turn Her Into the 'Next Adele'By Bobby FingerDecember 23, 2015 | 1:00am
- I Have No Clue What Idris Elba Is Talking About But Who CaresBy Kara BrownDecember 23, 2015 | 12:30am
- New York Governor Signs Bill Banning the Shackling of Pregnant Inmates By Anna MerlanDecember 23, 2015 | 12:00am
- Zambian Musician Convicted of Raping a Teen Appointed 'Ambassador Against Gender Violence'By Anna MerlanDecember 22, 2015 | 11:45pm
- Robert Durst Will Stand Trial Next Summer on Charges of Killing Susan Berman By Anna MerlanDecember 22, 2015 | 11:20pm
- I'm Inspired By This Myrtle Beach Airport CoyoteBy Clover HopeDecember 22, 2015 | 11:20pm
- Why Won't Carly Fiorina Say the Word 'Vagina'?By Joanna RothkopfDecember 22, 2015 | 10:55pm
- Martha Stewart and Luann de Lesseps Got in a Fight, and Now 2015 Can End By Ellie ShechetDecember 22, 2015 | 10:45pm
- Reese Witherspoon Joins the Cool Kids Club With Another Show About DivorceBy Clover HopeDecember 22, 2015 | 10:30pm
- The Internet Wishes Rat King a Happy BirthdayBy Joanna RothkopfDecember 22, 2015 | 10:15pm
- 7 Ways Hillary Clinton Is Just Like My AbuelaBy Julianne Escobedo ShepherdDecember 22, 2015 | 9:50pm
- Miss Universe Producer Says Steve Harvey Is Welcome to Return as Host. Sweet.By Clover HopeDecember 22, 2015 | 9:30pm
- Dick Has Been Flopping Around on TV All YearBy Bobby FingerDecember 22, 2015 | 9:10pm
- Beyoncé Is Maybe Shooting a Music Video in New Orleans RIGHT NOWBy Kara BrownDecember 22, 2015 | 8:50pm
- Send Me Your Screenplays About This Submarine Stuffed With 3 Tons of Cocaine By Ellie ShechetDecember 22, 2015 | 8:10pm
- Study: Retailers Charge Women More Than Men For the Same ProductsBy Julianne Escobedo ShepherdDecember 22, 2015 | 7:40pm
- The Best Jezebel Posts of 2015, According to Some People Who Might KnowBy Kate DriesDecember 22, 2015 | 7:20pm
- Welcome to Winter; Have a CoatBy Kelly FairclothDecember 22, 2015 | 7:00pm
- Official Versions of Mariah Carey's "All I Want for Christmas Is You," RankedBy Rich JuzwiakDecember 22, 2015 | 6:50pm
- Point/Counterpoint: Norway Might Give Finland a Mountain For Its 100th Birthday. Cute or No? By Bobby Finger & Kelly FairclothDecember 22, 2015 | 6:45pm
- Here's Kris Jenner Selling Magic Candles In an Old Infomercial Like Some Kind of WitchBy Bobby FingerDecember 22, 2015 | 6:30pm
- Known Frauds the Mast Brothers Retreat From the Cruel Schoolyard of the Chocolate IndustryBy Hillary Crosley CokerDecember 22, 2015 | 6:25pm
- Clinton Campaign Wants People to Condemn Donald Trump, Not That That WorksBy Anna MerlanDecember 22, 2015 | 6:20pm
- Bowe Bergdahl ArraignedBy Joanna RothkopfDecember 22, 2015 | 6:10pm
- Vanderpump Rules Star Ditches Grieving Girlfriend to Crush Shit With Bulldozers By Kara BrownDecember 22, 2015 | 5:40pm
- Jeb Bush Meets With Senior AdvisorsBy Joanna RothkopfDecember 22, 2015 | 5:05pm
- Six Months Later, Runaways' Jackie Fox Says Her Bandmates Are Still Silent on Her RapeBy Anna MerlanDecember 22, 2015 | 5:00pm
- An Ode to History's Most Specific Aesthetic Sensibility: the Lillian Vernon Catalog By Kelly FairclothDecember 22, 2015 | 5:00pm
- Game of Thrones Heard the Complaints, Will Temper the Sexual Violence in Season 6By Rachel Vorona CoteDecember 22, 2015 | 4:40pm
- I'm Here for the Extreme Couponing Workshop By Megan KoesterDecember 22, 2015 | 4:05pm
- 12 Days of Christmas Presents Past: A 'Power Play' Fragrance Set by Teen Idol Debbie GibsonBy Kelly FairclothDecember 22, 2015 | 4:00pm
- Sandra Bland's Family Expected a 'Sham' Decision From Texas Grand JuryBy Hillary Crosley CokerDecember 22, 2015 | 3:45pm
- Chris Christie on Transgender Bathroom Policy: 'Life Is Confusing Enough'By Joanna RothkopfDecember 22, 2015 | 3:45pm
- Anthony Cumia Charged with Strangling His Girlfriend, So His Fans Call Her a Liar & a Cunt By Anna MerlanDecember 22, 2015 | 3:05pm
- The Affair's Tragic, Screwed-Up Characters: They're Just Like Us!By Julianne Escobedo ShepherdDecember 22, 2015 | 3:00pm
- Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton Ruined the Holidays With This Awful Display of AffectionBy Bobby FingerDecember 22, 2015 | 2:50pm
- AW! Donald Trump Would Never Kill a JournalistBy Joanna RothkopfDecember 22, 2015 | 2:40pm
- New Girl Is Back Soon, and Megan Fox Is the New RoommateBy Kate DriesDecember 22, 2015 | 2:30pm
- Jennifer Lawrence Has Made Out With Liam Hemsworth, ObviouslyBy Ellie ShechetDecember 22, 2015 | 2:15pm
- Hung Jury in William Porter Trial, New Court Date Scheduled For June By Rachel Vorona CoteDecember 22, 2015 | 4:00am
- Donald Trump To Reunite With Big Fan Megyn Kelly in January GOP DebateBy Rachel Vorona CoteDecember 22, 2015 | 3:00am
- Mother, May I Sleep With Danger? Is Getting a Remake—From James FrancoBy Kelly FairclothDecember 22, 2015 | 2:00am
- Raven-Symoné Very Reasonably Sees Her Feud With NeNe Leakes As a Free Speech IssueBy Bobby FingerDecember 22, 2015 | 1:00am
- Britney Spears Is Going to a PartyBy Kara BrownDecember 22, 2015 | 12:30am
- Nail Techs Say NYT's Nail Salon Exposé Made Working Conditions 'Incrementally' BetterBy Anna MerlanDecember 22, 2015 | 12:10am
- SeaWorld Visitors Get Trapped on Sky Tower With 'Winter Wonderland' Playing on RepeatBy Clover HopeDecember 21, 2015 | 11:50pm
- 2015's Top Baby Names Less Dumb Than First ReportedBy Joanna RothkopfDecember 21, 2015 | 11:30pm
- Nicki Minaj’s Performance For a Noted Dictator Was a Shameless Money GrabBy Kara BrownDecember 21, 2015 | 11:05pm
- Chill Pope Not Always Chill, Successfully Urges Slovenian Voters to Overturn Gay Marriage By Anna MerlanDecember 21, 2015 | 10:55pm
- Keeping Up With the Kontinuity Errors: Everybody's Annoyed With Kylie and TygaBy Mariah SmithDecember 21, 2015 | 10:30pm
- Bill Cosby Rings in the Holidays By Suing Beverly Johnson for DefamationBy Hillary Crosley CokerDecember 21, 2015 | 10:10pm
- Fuller House Presents: A Sad Interpretation of How You Look in the ClubBy Clover HopeDecember 21, 2015 | 9:30pm
- Congrats to the Clintons on Their Next Presidential Candidate! By Joanna RothkopfDecember 21, 2015 | 9:15pm
- Of Course Piers Morgan Wants Miss Philippines to Share Her CrownBy Kara BrownDecember 21, 2015 | 8:50pm