The Internet Wishes Rat King a Happy Birthday

By Joanna Rothkopf | December 22, 2015 | 10:15pm

Politics

I can’t believe it’s Ted Cruz’s 45th birthday already! I feel like it was just yesterday that he was a lonely future dictator at Princeton.

Polls are showing that Cruz is rapidly gaining on the leading candidate, a deflated air mattress, and it looks like a very few prominent Republicans are making public displays of good will just in case he somehow wins.