2015's Top Baby Names Less Dumb Than First Reported
LatestOn Monday afternoon, I was minding my own business when I was punched in the face by a tweet from Good Morning America. The top baby names of 2015 had been announced, I read, and they were just the dumbest.
Parents need to take their noses out of their dream journals and get real for one second, I thought. Esme is what every girl who wore glasses wanted to name their daughters in high school (myself included); Austin is a city; Lachlan is the non-word I made when I accidentally fell on a Scrabble board. Get real, dummies.
But upon further investigation I learned that Good Morning America had actually misreported the most popular names of the year. They had actually accidentally reported the fastest growing baby names of the year—in other words, the names that jumped the highest in cool points. Perhaps ABC News thought leading with outrageous garbage was a good way to get people to click on the article. Well, they would be right, because it worked on me.