Mr. Clean Is NOT Sexy
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Male advertising executives who have never felt the touch of a woman know there’s one thing ladies love: daydreaming about animated men cleaning their own homes.
In a newly released Super Bowl ad, the “Cleaner of Your Dreams” is apparently an animated man, who looks strangely animatronic, that waltzes around your house with Clorox cleaning products in a wholly impractical all-white outfit. Also, he turns out just to be your regular old husband who happened to participate in the upkeep of his household that day.
Let’s get a couple things out of the way: Obviously this is insulting because it implies women are A) either interested in fucking animated characters or daydream about fucking animated characters and B) that we should be impressed and turned on by a grown man being a responsible adult and pitching in with the cleaning his own home.