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Kristi Noem’s Inability to Spot Actual Criminals is Somehow Worse Than Previously ThoughtBy Danielle HanMay 18, 2026 | 12:30pm -
A Jenner-Elordi-Chalamet Double Date Has Entered The CanonBy Claire GuinanMay 18, 2026 | 11:43am -
Of Course Trump Skipped MAGA’s Christian Fest on the National Mall to Golf InsteadBy Jim VorelMay 18, 2026 | 11:39am -
Pete Davidson's Friends Don't Understand Why the Mom of His 5-Month-Old Child Might Feel UnsupportedBy Nora Biette-TimmonsMay 18, 2026 | 9:45am -
GOP’s Attempt to Fund Trump’s Dumb Ballroom With Taxpayer Money Gets SmoteBy Danielle HanMay 18, 2026 | 9:09am -
Comment of the Week: ‘I Am Not "Under-Babied," Zero is the Exact Number I Want.’By Claire GuinanMay 17, 2026 | 12:15pm -
Level Out a Schizophrenic Spring with a Perfect MartiniBy Jim VorelMay 17, 2026 | 9:30am -
In Defense of Being Level 9570 on Candy CrushBy Danielle HanMay 16, 2026 | 5:30pm -
Epic Universe, Epic Memories: Revisiting a Childhood Built on Dragons and GamesBy Josh JacksonMay 16, 2026 | 11:45am -
Splinter: Trump's Oil Inflation Is More Class WarfareBy Jacob WeindlingMay 15, 2026 | 4:02pm -
Trump is Trying to Distract in the Loudest Way Possible: the Biggest Fireworks Display in Human HistoryBy Mabel KabaniMay 15, 2026 | 3:41pm -
The Trump Admin’s Hantavirus Guy is an Anti-Vax, Anti-Abortion ‘Doc’ Who Used to Stuff Dicks for a LivingBy Danielle HanMay 15, 2026 | 3:13pm -
‘I Feel Terrified’: Trump Admin Sued Over VA’s National Abortion BanBy Danielle HanMay 15, 2026 | 2:16pm -
Taylor Swift is Making Sure No One Knows Exactly When She Is Getting MarriedBy Claire GuinanMay 15, 2026 | 2:07pm -
We Granted 250 Pardons from Pop-Culture JailBy Claire GuinanMay 15, 2026 | 12:30pm -
If You’re Not Debuting Your Bump On The Cannes Red Carpet, WTF Are You Doing?By Claire GuinanMay 15, 2026 | 11:10am -
This Weekend Belongs to the Women of NASCARBy Danielle HanMay 15, 2026 | 9:37am -
Seriously, Please Stop Using AI to Plan Your MurdersBy Jim VorelMay 15, 2026 | 9:30am -
The Congo Refused to Accept a Seriously Sick Immigrant. The U.S. Deported Her There Anyway.By Jim VorelMay 14, 2026 | 4:44pm -
Marco Rubio Discovers Ceilings During China VisitBy Wren WoodsonMay 14, 2026 | 4:38pm -
Nothing Says ‘Welcome to America’ Quite Like Having ICE at the FIFA World Cup!By Danielle HanMay 14, 2026 | 3:12pm -
The DOJ Is Considering Personally Handing Trump $10 Billion in Taxpayer DollarsBy Jim VorelMay 14, 2026 | 2:09pm -
Even Chinese Food is Getting Better Representation Than Women at the Trump-Xi SummitBy Danielle HanMay 14, 2026 | 2:04pm -
A NYT Glitch Appears to Have Punched Kamala Harris and MTG in the MouthBy Jim VorelMay 14, 2026 | 11:34am -
Checking In on Spencer Pratt's Mayoral CandidacyBy Nora Biette-TimmonsMay 14, 2026 | 9:58am -
Federal Prosecutor in Texas Subpoenaes Another State Hospital for its Trans Youth Health Care RecordsBy Danielle HanMay 14, 2026 | 9:40am -
Dua Lipa is FunmaxxingBy Claire GuinanMay 13, 2026 | 5:09pm -
Robotaxis Are “Safer” than Human Drivers, but Also They Sometimes Drive Into Floods, WhoopsBy Jim VorelMay 13, 2026 | 4:00pm -
The Trump Admin’s MomsDotGov Website Is ‘Gaslighting 101’By Danielle HanMay 13, 2026 | 3:26pm -
Margaret Cho Turned Down a Role in Heated Rivalry out of Fear of ICE DetainmentBy Claire GuinanMay 13, 2026 | 3:14pm -
Looks Like No Democratic Senators are Getting a KA$H Bourbon Anytime Soon!By Danielle HanMay 13, 2026 | 1:20pm -
MAGA Congresswoman Chooses to Mock 10-Year-Old Student for Daring to Write Her a LetterBy Jim VorelMay 13, 2026 | 12:06pm -
A Has-Been Is Crashing Out Over Zara LarssonBy Claire GuinanMay 13, 2026 | 11:55am -
You Do Not, Under Any Circumstances, Gotta Hand it to Marjorie Taylor GreeneBy Jacob WeindlingMay 12, 2026 | 4:53pm -
Sarah Jessica Parker Hated the Fourth Wall Breaks in Sex And The CityBy Claire GuinanMay 12, 2026 | 4:38pm -
Trump's Approval Rating Is Now a Full 20 Points UnderwaterBy Jim VorelMay 12, 2026 | 3:05pm -
‘No One Told Me I Was Safe’: Epstein Survivors Appear in First Public Congressional HearingBy Danielle HanMay 12, 2026 | 2:47pm -
Congratulations to UCF Grads for Booing Their AI-Obsessed Commencement SpeakerBy Claire GuinanMay 12, 2026 | 12:51pm -
Guess Who Canceled U.S. Hantavirus Research Last Year, at the Height of DOGE?By Jim VorelMay 12, 2026 | 11:19am -
“There Was No Swimming Away”: Hayden Panettiere Opens Up About a Terrifying Hollywood EncounterBy Alise MoralesMay 12, 2026 | 11:11am -
Nation Sits Tight to See if SCOTUS Will Preserve—or Vanish—the Right to a Telehealth AbortionBy Danielle HanMay 12, 2026 | 10:00am -
Sir Ian McKellen Didn’t Stop Fighting for Gay Rights, Even When an Idol Urged Him ToBy Claire GuinanMay 11, 2026 | 5:17pm -
Marty Makary Could Get the Boot for Being Too Slow to Attack Abortion AccessBy Danielle HanMay 11, 2026 | 4:13pm -
Netflix Just Removed One of the Last Features to Make its UI Even Slightly UsableBy Jim VorelMay 11, 2026 | 3:54pm -
Benedict Cumberbatch Gives Oscar-Worthy Performance in Public Bicycle FightBy Claire GuinanMay 11, 2026 | 1:02pm -
Trump Scammed Another $59 Million from MAGA with Pre-Sales for “Trump Phones” That Don’t ExistBy Jim VorelMay 11, 2026 | 11:53am -
The Moms of the MAGAsphere Sure Made Mother’s Day Weird This YearBy Danielle HanMay 11, 2026 | 11:42am -
A Comedy Rumor Has Broken ContainmentBy Nora Biette-TimmonsMay 11, 2026 | 9:54am -
Trump Is the Best POTUS Ever, When You’re a Fake Christian GrifterBy Jim VorelMay 10, 2026 | 10:00am -
Everything That Came Out of My Roommate’s Sinus RinseBy Claire GuinanMay 9, 2026 | 5:30pm -
Who is Going to Tell Trump He Caused a Diet Coke Shortage?By Claire GuinanMay 8, 2026 | 5:00pm -
Being “Pro-Transgender” Now Makes You a Terrorist, According to Trump AdministrationBy Jim VorelMay 8, 2026 | 3:28pm -
Putting His Name on Chuck Schumer's UFO Homework Won't Save Trump's Failing PresidencyBy Jacob WeindlingMay 8, 2026 | 3:05pm -
Surprise! Two Most Powerful Men in America Can't Stop Being Awful to WomenBy Danielle HanMay 8, 2026 | 2:43pm -
Ohio MAGA Rep. Max Miller is Apparently as Bad a Husband as a CongressmanBy Danielle HanMay 8, 2026 | 12:47pm -
“We’re Not a Stupid Country” Says Secretary of State, ReassuringlyBy Jim VorelMay 8, 2026 | 11:40am -
Zoë Kravitz Called Out Her Ex...EmployerBy Claire GuinanMay 8, 2026 | 11:24am -
Oklahoma’s Latest Anti-Abortion Law Wants to Scare Residents From Helping Each OtherBy Danielle HanMay 8, 2026 | 11:07am -
Tennessee GOP Erases State's Last Democratic, Black-Majority Seat in Shameless Power GrabBy Danielle HanMay 8, 2026 | 10:32am -
Cuba Is Now Drowning in a Sea of Burning Trash and Disease While the U.S. Looks OnBy Jim VorelMay 7, 2026 | 3:49pm -
“Petty, Loud and Obnoxious”: Surgeon General Nom Nicole Saphier’s Deleted Tweets About TrumpBy Jim VorelMay 7, 2026 | 1:26pm -
Kim Kardashian is Taking a Break From Failing the BarBy Claire GuinanMay 7, 2026 | 11:54am -
The Details of Kash Patel’s Alleged Drinking Problem Just Keep Spilling OutBy Danielle HanMay 7, 2026 | 11:51am -
Katie Porter Reminds Voters She’s an Awful Boss in New Campaign AdBy Danielle HanMay 7, 2026 | 9:26am -
As The Saying Goes: If Justin Baldoni Has No Haters, Then I Am DeadBy Claire GuinanMay 6, 2026 | 6:48pm -
DHS Tried to Reveal the Identity of a Canadian Who Dared to Post About Trump and ICEBy Jim VorelMay 6, 2026 | 4:42pm -
We Should All Take a Page Out of Kesha’s Book and Make Placenta JewelryBy Claire GuinanMay 6, 2026 | 2:36pm -
The DHS Just Got Rid of its Own ICE Detentions WatchdogBy Danielle HanMay 6, 2026 | 2:31pm -
White Man Handles Job Rejection by Getting the Trump Admin to Sue His CompanyBy Danielle HanMay 6, 2026 | 12:46pm -
The Nation's Top Book Publishers Are Suing Meta and Zuckerberg Over Books Stolen by AIBy Jim VorelMay 6, 2026 | 12:36pm -
No, Rihanna and A$AP Rocky Weren't Fighting After the Met GalaBy Claire GuinanMay 6, 2026 | 11:58am -
Democrats Just Secured Another Special Election Win in MichiganBy Danielle HanMay 6, 2026 | 10:22am -
The Curious Case of Why Helena Bonham Carter Was Replaced on The White LotusBy Claire GuinanMay 5, 2026 | 5:37pm -
Hey Look, the Price Tag of Trump's Ballroom Just Doubled AGAIN, to $1 BillionBy Jim VorelMay 5, 2026 | 5:23pm -
Unfortunately, We Do Have to Worry About the National DebtBy Jacob WeindlingMay 5, 2026 | 4:43pm -
Another Week, Another Couple of Washington Sex ScandalsBy Danielle HanMay 5, 2026 | 4:02pm -
Polling Shows Republicans Genuinely Have No Idea What “Political Violence” Even MeansBy Jim VorelMay 5, 2026 | 3:37pm -
The Stupidest Night in FashionBy Claire GuinanMay 5, 2026 | 1:40pm -
Trump Admin Official Brags About Kicking 4.3 Million Americans Off SNAPBy Danielle HanMay 5, 2026 | 12:17pm -
Trump Promotes Lincoln Reflecting Pool Plan With Unhinged AI PhotoBy Mabel KabaniMay 5, 2026 | 12:05pm -
Trump and Hegseth Are Now Just Pretending We’re No Longer at War with IranBy Jim VorelMay 5, 2026 | 11:25am -
It's Met Gala Bathroom Selfie SeasonBy Alise MoralesMay 5, 2026 | 11:05am -
The Midnight Protocol: Why the Tuxedo Remains the Ultimate Graphic StatementBy Contributor ContentMay 5, 2026 | 9:00am -
Hide Your Burger Billboards, Amsterdam Just Banned the Public Advertising of MeatBy Jim VorelMay 4, 2026 | 5:31pm -
Which Way, Timothée Chalamet? Met Gala or Knicks Game?By Claire GuinanMay 4, 2026 | 3:55pm -
Pete Hegseth’s Pastor has Horrible Things to Say About Women—AgainBy Danielle HanMay 4, 2026 | 2:47pm -
The Nation’s Entire Prison System Continues to Be Defeated by Cheap DronesBy Jim VorelMay 4, 2026 | 2:40pm -
The 2028 Democratic Primary Is Shaping Up as a Generational Opportunity for the LeftBy Jacob WeindlingMay 4, 2026 | 1:31pm -
Melania Hates Trump’s Dancing TooBy Claire GuinanMay 4, 2026 | 12:39pm -
SCOTUS Rules Telehealth Abortions Safe, For NowBy Danielle HanMay 4, 2026 | 12:20pm -
A Parched Mexico City Is Now Sinking Almost a Foot Per YearBy Jim VorelMay 4, 2026 | 10:25am -
A Brief Summary of Who's Attending the Met Gala (Despite the Looming Bezos Presence)By Nora Biette-TimmonsMay 4, 2026 | 9:23am -
No Working Team Quite Compares to an All-Women Barista CrewBy Danielle HanMay 2, 2026 | 5:48pm -
A Second Housekeeper Has Hit the Kylie Jenner Housekeeper LawsuitBy Claire GuinanMay 1, 2026 | 4:59pm -
GLP-1 Drugs May Help You Shed Weight ... And Possibly HairBy Jim VorelMay 1, 2026 | 4:51pm -
SCOTUS Clears the Way for Anti-Abortion CPCs to Continue Dodging AccountabilityBy Danielle HanMay 1, 2026 | 1:24pm -
Multiple People Have Apparently Been Blinded by Exploding Thermos Lids?By Jim VorelMay 1, 2026 | 1:15pm -
The Apprentice May Return, Somehow Worse than EverBy Mabel KabaniMay 1, 2026 | 12:38pm -
Pete Davidson and Elsie Hewitt Might Be On the OutsBy Claire GuinanMay 1, 2026 | 11:28am -
MAHA Is Trying its Hardest to Not Notice Trump Constantly Betraying ThemBy Jim VorelMay 1, 2026 | 10:57am -
No Biggie! DOJ’s Search for Epstein Files Apparently Missed this Little ‘Suicide Note’ DetailBy Danielle HanMay 1, 2026 | 9:20am -
EPA Head Defends Slashing All That “Radical” Climate ResearchBy Claire GuinanApril 30, 2026 | 5:44pm -
Oh, Great, We’ve Lost the Last of the Voting Rights Act NowBy Danielle HanApril 30, 2026 | 5:37pm -
What-In-The Matrix-Hell Is Happening on the White House Lawn?By Claire GuinanApril 30, 2026 | 3:53pm -
Note to Dumb Teen Vandals: You Might Want to Avoid Singapore, Unless You Like Jail TimeBy Jim VorelApril 30, 2026 | 2:32pm -
The Person Most in Favor of Slashing NASA’s Budget? That Would Be NASA’s LeaderBy Jim VorelApril 30, 2026 | 11:48am -
Meryl Streep Has Some Beef with Travis KelceBy Claire GuinanApril 30, 2026 | 11:39am -
Katie Abraham Would Have ‘Hated’ to be Used to Promote Operation Midway Blitz, Her Mother SaysBy Danielle HanApril 30, 2026 | 9:18am