“Two sources at the University of North Carolina tell me that there has been a decision that was made last week by the higher-ups inside the athletic department that had hired Bill Belichick to be the highest paid public employee—not just coach in the state of North Carolina at $10 million a year—and that decision was that Jordon Hudson, she is no longer allowed in the football building,” Torre told listeners. “She is not allowed on the football field.” Quote: ‘Don’t think you’ll be hearing much from Jordon moving forward.’” Yikes.
“Bill Belichick’s family is extraordinarily concerned by what has transpired,” he added. “One Belichick family source told me, ‘There is deep worry for how detrimental Jordon can be for not just North Carolina but Bill’s legacy, reputation—everything he has built and worked for over decades.’” Further, the Belichick family is now “digging into” Hudson. If there’s one thing the world hates to see, it’s a woman with power…
Since the CBS interview was met with backlash (led by all of the worst people on the internet—from Dave Portnoy to Megyn Kelly to Piers Morgan), speculation that Belichick is a victim of “elder abuse” has been incessant. This week, for instance, Portnoy further theorized that Belichick is being “dominated” by Hudson in the bedroom, and bad-faith “concern” from Belichick’s peers abounds. However, the decorated former NFL coach has defended Hudson.
“It presents selectively edited clips and stills from just a few minutes of the interview to suggest a false narrative–that Jordon was attempting to control the conversation–which is simply not true,” Belichick said in a statement days after the CBS interview aired. “She was not deflecting any specific question or topic but simply doing her job to ensure the interview stayed on track.”
Once again, I must remind everyone that Belichick is a 73-year-old millionaire who is both gainfully employed and fully functioning. Frankly, if he wants to be dominated—in the bedroom or on the field—that’s his call. And if his girlfriend wants to do so in a cunty python coat, I, for one, feel that is her right!
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- This is…quite the take on Katy Perry‘s career. [Variety]
- If you ask me, Justin Baldoni should really consider hiring a new attorney. [Daily Mail]
- Pope Leo XIV is a big fan of Wordle. [People]
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