Don’t pay attention to the lyrics of Ariana Grande’s new single “Break Free” (which even she knows are meaningless) because the video for it far more out of control and out of this world than any world ever imagined by a human being. Ariana even has an alien sidekick – an artist known as “Zedd” – featured on the track.
We should have expected it from the Star Wars-fonted lyric video she released previously, but this new video starts off with a disclaimer:
What you are about to witness is scientifically authentic. It is just one step ahead of present day reality and two steps ahead of present day sexiness. Prepare yourself to attempt to conceive an inconceivable outer space adventure. Brace yourself for something so fantastically fantastical you’ll soil yourself from intergalactic excitement.
OKAY HERE WE GO THEN PREPARED FOR SOILING.
We start off on a different planet where people are bored and trapped in cages.