Mrs. MAHA Is Staying Married…and Releasing a Memoir

Since Kennedy’s infidelity made headlines in September, Mrs. MAHA has played the dutiful wife. Not only did she stand by him when news of his “inappropriate relationship” with Nuzzi broke, but she’s accompanied him to multiple events and—most damning of all—said nothing as most of Kennedy’s family publicly disowned him during his disastrous confirmation hearings. (Hines did briefly comment on his cousin Jack Schlossberg to the WSJ, though: “[Schlossberg’s] behavior—I don’t even want to say anything, because anything I say, he’s going to think, he’s going to be…excited that someone’s talking about him.)

“Cheryl doesn’t feel Bobby can be trusted one iota living on his own, in D.C., even part-time, with so many attractive women and Kennedy groupies around, as he gets settled in his powerful new position,” one insider told the tabloid. “So she’s given him a strict ultimatum—move me or else.”

“Bobby felt the house in Georgetown would mend their marital bridges,” a source told Page Six, noting Kennedy bought it months earlier in April. According to the source, the home was Kennedy’s way of “keeping their marriage alive” and that he hoped they’d become “Washington’s latest power couple.” Instead, Hines was reported to have never actually moved in. Her alleged reasons: D.C. is a “deadbeat town” and she’s “still not convinced Bobby should be working in the right-wing Republican Trump administration.”

But all these stories apparently have as many holes as Kennedy’s brain. “One would deduce that we love each other and are still married and whatever we’ve been through is behind us,” she told the publication. Well, there you have it, I guess. I speculated months ago that Kennedy’s worm had found a new host in Hines. Unfortunately, that assertion still stands. Worse yet? We’ll be able to read all about it in Cheryl Hines Unscripted.