10 Candles to Make Your House a New Circle of Hell By Hazel Cills | April 15, 2020 | 4:00pm Latest × Copy Link Facebook X Reddit Email ! Image: Getty With more people working from home, many are no doubt looking to cozy up their apartments with some scented candles. Lucky for you Jezebel has rounded up some candles that will make your home feel awful. Enjoy! Yankee Candle’s Apple Pumpkin Screenshot: Yankee Candle It smells like one of those 24/7 Christmas stores—one which you can never escape. A Beefy Male Prayer Candle For Making Roommates Uncomfortable and For You to Finally Have Male Company Image: Etsy For the single ladies. A Microbrew-Scented Candle Image: Etsy I’m good, thanks. Most Popular George Clooney Sounds Like a Lovely House Husband Ohio Woman Faces ‘Abuse of a Corpse’ Charge for Miscarriage in Another Post-Roe Nightmare Abortion Access Will, Once Again, Be Decided by the Supreme Court Raspberry Danish Twist Candle To Mimic the Baking You’re Not Doing Screenshot: Walmart You’re not making rustic sourdough and cakes at home and that’s okay. A Realistic Baby Head Candle to Witness Your Breakdown Image: Etsy You’ll wake up in the middle of the night only to swear you heard someone whisper “mommy?” in the corner of your dark bedroom. A ‘Champagne Toast’ Candle to Remind You of All the Parties You Can’t Go to Now Screenshot: Bath & Body Works Never stay home again. A Manly “Ivy League” Candle Do I Need to Say More Screenshot: Colonial Candle One whiff and you’ll want to share your SAT scores 10 years after the fact. Whatever This Is Image: Etsy You want an escape, don’t you? Discontinued Victoria’s Secret Cinnamon Candle Selling for Nearly $60 on Ebay Screenshot: Ebay Vintage! Regular-Ass Tea Lights With No Space or Surface In Your Apartment to Put Them Screenshot: Crate & Barrel It’s what you deserve More from JezebelIt Took 25 Years, But Carrie Is Finally Burdened By the Weight of FamilyOhio GOP Ignores Voters, Introduces Bill to Ban Abortion, Criminalize Abortion SeekersEverything Jezebel Loved (and Really Didn't Love) at Tribeca 2025 Join the discussion... GET JEZEBEL RIGHT IN YOUR INBOX Still here. Still without airbrushing. Still with teeth. Sign Up Leave this field empty if you're human:
