It’s 31° in NYC, but it’s a beachy, balmy 80-something on the pages of February’s Free People catalog. Almost like a mini-vacation! One where the clothes are so foul, you’ll have intestinal issues.
How much does it cost to look like a 1970s Floridian teenage runaway? Let’s add: $98 for the vomitrocious top; $48 for the tank underneath; $18 for the headband; $178 for the “distressed” shorts; $78 for the Jesus sandals, and a whopping $128 for the bag, which had better be full of marijuana and pet rocks, at that price. (Total: $548)
The goggles… They do nothing! And the pants… They flatter no one!
Seriously, can you believe we live in a world where someone pays $88 for a top that looks like it survived an unfortunate Clorox incident?
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