Chrissy Teigen Scalded Her Vagina With Jalapeño Juice

Chrissy Teigen has been very generous with the memes lately, so this—her latest in a string of lovable klutzy antics—should come as no surprise: apparently she forgot to cleanse her hands of jalapeño juice before hitting the shower.

See, this specific scenario is why I don’t cook. I am not about to put my WOMAN BODY in DANGER. Luckily, a Twitter fan came to the rescue with some helpful advice: Pour milk all over yourself! And she did!

And Chrissy lives to see another day.

Image via AP