My name is A.J. Daulerio, editor of Jezebel’s brother-in-law site, Deadspin.com. Since it’s a holiday for most people who have normal jobs, and some editors would like to feel normal for just one day, I’ve been deputized to babysit this precious site.
Sex: M Sexual proclivity: Super-alpha-hetero Interests: Smokin’ and drankin’ Pubic hair: Frizzin’
A piece of unsolicited relationship advice you should follow because, more often than not, it turns out to be true: Never date a man whose favorite book is “The Kid Stays In The Picture.” He is only there to break your heart and watch it die before his lying eyes. He’s a melodramatic flake. He only feels normal when things hurt. He is a coward in daredevil clothes.
Let’s not make any hard-line rules. Some of you will disagree with my approach or this experiment, but it is only temporary. Enjoy it, if you can. I welcome your feedback and will respond to you compassionately, like you are all just lost puppies in the pouring rain. Arf-arf.
