Welcome (Back) to Jezebel’s Horny Week
Another Valentine's Day is upon us, and we will once again take the opportunity to discuss sex and sexual feelings outside of monogamous relationships.
In DepthIn DepthIn the Year of Our Lord 2022, Jezebel launched our first annual Horny Week, a package (no pun intended) pegged (pun intended) to Valentine’s Day, but dedicated mostly to all those unbridled sexual feelings that occur outside of loving, monogamous relationships.
We brought you a meaty look at pop culture’s dicksplosion. We brought you a thoughtful reported feature feature on the most tender lovers of the animal kingdom. We brought you a personal essay on the unbearable horniness of getting sober. We revealed the absolute worst dates we’ve ever been on and the moments we first realized we were horny.
We considered coming up with a new theme for Valentine’s Day 2023, but the reality is, we haven’t blown our load yet on horny content; there’s just so much left to say. So again, we bring you Horny Week. Watch this space: There is so much to cum.
Horny Week Asks the Timeless (Metaphorical!) Question: Fuck, Marry, Kill?
By Kylie Cheung
I Just Want to Talk to Whoever Designed These Horny NBA Logos
By Kylie Cheung
What Is It That Is So F*cking Hot About Skateboarders?
By Kady Ruth Ashcraft
The Movie Scenes That Sparked Our Sexual Awakenings
By Jezebel Staff
Do All Sports Fans Have a Humiliation Kink?
By Kylie Cheung
I’m Horny for Songs About Heartbreak—Is It Just Me?
By Lauren Tousignant
The New Rules of Sexy Interior Design
By Emily Leibert
Horny Jail Welcomes the Class of 2023
By Jezebel Staff
I Went to a Firefighters Singles Party and Couldn’t Find a Single Man to Rescue Me
By Audra Heinrichs
Stop ‘Mastering’ the ‘Art’ of Eating Out and Just Learn How to Do It
By Rodlyn-mae Banting
TikTok Chefs Take ‘Food Porn’ Literally
By Kady Ruth Ashcraft
What Horniness Looks Like for Asexual People
By Rich Juzwiak
I Love When Women TV Writers Write Themselves Hot Love Interests
By Kylie Cheung
Big Bathrooms, Heavy Silverware, and Powerwashing: 11 Nonsexual Things That Turn Us On
By Jezebel Staff
Being an Abortion Reporter Has Made Me Deeply Unhorny
By Susan Rinkunas