I Feel So Bad for Everyone on Marriage or Mortgage Who Chose Marriage Instead of Mortgage!
Entertainment

Have you been watching Marriage or Mortgage? I just started it this morning. In case you’re unfamiliar, here’s what I remember from like four hours ago: It’s about two women, a wedding planner and the inventor of homes(??), trying to lure Nashville couples into Rockwellian temptation. The former presents the couples with their dream weddings, ranch fountains and all, while the latter tries to get them to buy one of three homes within their budget—so, like, Love It or List It but nouns, not verbs.