Just in case you’re looking for a weekend conversation starter: There’s a Museum of Russian Erotica, and they claim to have Rasputin’s penis in a jar.
By the 1920s, however, a group of Russian émigré women in Paris were said to have gained possession of an item they believed was Rasputin’s penis, and began venerating it.
The relic may have been kept in a wooden casket, and legend has it that bits of it were broken off and given to disciples. Rasputin’s daughter, Maria, reportedly heard about the cult, expressed her disapproval in strong terms, and took possession of whatever it was they were worshipping. Naturally, there is no solid evidence to support any of this.
In 1994, an American turned up claiming he’d found Rasputin’s penis “at a storage locker sale in California, tucked in between manuscripts by Marie Rasputin.” Unfortunately, it was in fact a sea cucumber.
And now the Museum of Russian Erotica claims they’ve got it, and Atlas Obscura contributor Kristin Winet visited and got a picture, which means you can see it with your own two eyes. But I caution you: It’s impossible to unsee what the Museum of Russian Erotica claims is Rasputin’s penis, which looks a lot like a pig’s back leg. Are you sure? Are you ready? If so, click here and scroll down until you see the disembodied dick. Just don’t say I didn’t warn you.
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