Kendall Jenner's Nipples Walk Marc Jacobs Runway, Internet Melts Down

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Kendall Jenner — the second youngest in the Kardashian clan — walked her first show at New York Fashion Week last night. It was Marc Jacobs, her eyebrows were bleached off (sigh), and now the entire Internet is freaking the eff out because she was wearing a very sheer shirt with no bra.

I feel a bit torn about the whole thing: on one hand, I think the pearl-clutching and the rhetoric of “KENDALL SHOWS OFF THE GOODS” are both gross, not to mention totally unnecessary. If a woman wants to have her nipples out, good for her — and fashion loves a good trend-nipple — but, also, this isn’t the first topless Fashion Controversy the second-lil’est Kardashian has gotten into, so the whole thing feels a bit like a grab for attention on Marc Jacobs’ part.

Days after her 18th birthday, she posted some High Fashion Nipple Shots on Instagram and the Internet had a field day. Marc Jacobs had to have known about this. In the whole collection, only two shirts were as sheer as Kendall’s — so this feels a lot like courting controversy, riling the populace via a famous 18-year-old’s nipples. Blergh. Whatever, congrats to her on NYFW. Plus, she looks great, even in those hideous pants and the world’s most unfortunate beauty trend. [TMZ]

Aaaaaaand the goblins on Twitter are calling her a “skank” because of course they are. [Daily Mail]

Lupita Nyong’o and Jared Leto are maybe a secret beautiful couple. They were spotted eating together, “huddled very close,” at the Crosby Street Hotel. They’ve also apparently been hanging out between Fashion Week shows. I’M REALLY NOT SURE HOW TO REACT TO THIS RUMOR BUT I THINK I’M EXCITED??? Jared Leto does have the best man bun in the game, which makes him a very worthy boyfriend in my book. [Page Six]

Jessica Pare was interviewed in Fashion magazine, and she had the perfect response to that ubiquitous “do you consider yourself a feminist?” question: “Of course I’m a feminist… if you’re not for the equal treatment of men and women, then you’re a fascist.” YEP. [Just Jared]

  • Elizabeth Banks says that Jennifer Lawrence “dug into” her birthday cake before Elizabeth had the chance. *”That’s so J-Law” theme plays faintly in the distance* [Cosmo]
  • On a related note, Forbes has released a list of the “Most Trustworthy” celebrities (????) and Jennifer Lawrence is not on it, definitely because you cannot trust that woman around a birthday cake. [Perez Hilton]
  • Sarah Michelle Gellar, Seth Green and Michelle Trachtenberg had a mini-Buffy reunion. [E!]
  • And also Lindsay Lohan had a Mean Girls reunion with Damian and Kevin G (!!!!) [Instagram]
  • Blake Lively donned some traditional winter leathers of the shorts variety. [E!]
  • But Kim Kardashian leathered her to shame: she wore a leather vulva-ruffle skirt over leather hybrid boot-leggings. (Whoever invented the leather boot leggings is a deviant and their experiment, like Dr. Frankenstein’s, stands as an affront to God.) [People]
  • Johnny Depp kissed his fiancee Amber Heard on the cheek, which qualifies as “packing on the PDA.” [NY Daily News]
  • Miles Teller‘s grandma is really good at Twitter. [HuffPo]
  • Leonardo DiCaprio would have been in Moulin Rogue, but his voice was too “atrocious.” ALSO, he turned down the leading role in Hocus Pocus like the most foolish of fools. [HuffPo]
  • Just in time for peak negative indifference, here’s a video from inside Shia LaBeouf‘s dumb performance piece. [Just Jared]
  • Palate cleanser: here are some photos of Josh Hutcherson being really affable and taking selfies with some fans. THE BREAD-BAKER’S SON. [Just Jared]
  • Martha Stewart says her celebrity crush is Christian Bale. What if they fell in love and he legally changed his name to Christian Kale as a romantic gesture? I would be into that. [HuffPo]
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