Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly’s First Meeting Sounds Like It Was Stolen From Fanfic

Fox recalls seeing a "tall, blond, ghostly creature," which is a pretty accurate description of MGK

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Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly’s First Meeting Sounds Like It Was Stolen From Fanfic
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It seems fair to assume that by now most people who use the internet are well aware of the fact that Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly are pretty fucking obsessed with each other. The couple’s bold fits at their various red carpet appearances have kept them in the tabloids in recent months, as has their friendship with fellow tattooed boyfriend/pretty girlfriend it couple Travis Barker and Kourtney Kardashian.

In a joint interview published in British GQ on Monday, the couple shared the story of the first time that they met, a short and hazy meeting when they were introduced at a GQ party in Los Angeles a few years back.

‘This weird thing happened,’ says Fox. ‘We didn’t see each other.’ She looks at him. ‘Do you remember [seeing] my face?’
‘That’s what’s crazy,’ he says, ‘I don’t. I don’t remember your face.’
‘I don’t remember your face… And I definitely would have remembered his face,’ she continues. ‘I just remember this tall, blond, ghostly creature and I looked up and I was like, “You smell like weed.” He looked down at me and he was like, “I am weed.” Then, I swear to God, he disappeared like a ninja in a smoke bomb.’

I won’t lie, I laughed. It’s even funnier upon realizing that Megan Fox was seemingly intrigued by this interaction, as I can’t imagine having any other reaction than, well, laughing.

After that they texted some more and graduated to talking on the phone. ‘Did you ever talk to a girl for three hours on the phone in your whole life?’ Fox teases. ‘Were you like, “How the fuck am I going to talk to her?”’
‘It felt like five minutes, so it didn’t even feel like three hours,’ he responds. ‘Even our first kiss, she wouldn’t kiss me. We just put our lips right in front of each other and breathed each other’s breath and then she just left.’

Does this or does this not sound like a scene that would’ve been included in circa 2010 Twilight fanfic?????

Other highlights of the interview include a moment when MGK mistakenly refers to his post-traumatic distress disorder as postpartum depression, and when the writer refers to Fox and Kelly’s relationship as a “Gomez and Morticia Addams type of love.”

Woah, woah, woahhhhh, let’s not get wild here! Megan Fox as Morticia is a comparison I have no issues with (and a Halloween costume I hope she does one year), but Machine Gun Kelly can only dream of having a tenth of the dark and disturbing charm of Gomez Addams. Though to be fair, it’s not at all a stretch to imagine MGK staring at Fox and saying “Look at her—I would die for her. I would kill for her. Either way, what bliss.”

[British GQ]

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