Michele Bachmann Tribute Song Will Make Your Ears Bleed

Here are the full lyrics — just in case you want to sing along! — as found on the video’s YouTube page:

I saw her at a TEA Party

She took my heart away

I listened very carefully

To every word she’d say

She said when I’m sworn in I swear I’ll repeal Obamacare

And restore the Constitution

With common sense solutions

And then she looked at me with those big Conservative eyes

And said you ain’t seen nothing yet

Michele Bachmann

Meet America’s next President

I saw her on Chris Matthews

He was viciously attacking

She took control of the situation

And reminded him of the tingle up his leg

And the midterm shalacking

She said I ain’t just any ole run-of-mill Progressive Liberal

Spending every cent they get

And then leaving your kids to pay the debt

And then she looked at me with those red white and blue eyes

And said you ain’t seen nothing yet

Michele Bachmann

Here’s someone you’ll never ever forget

Stick around

They keeping attack freewill on Capital Hill

Leaving the sheep for the slaughter

Nothing but crooks and petty thieves

They’d sell their Momma for a buck and a quarter

Then along came a bright-eyed country girl

With a new vision for Minnesota

She’s gonna shake up Washington D’sleazy

With common sense law and order

She said I’ll hold true to fiscally sound Conservative principals

And it would be an honor to represent

AMERICA

As your next President

And then she looked at me with those big red white and blue eyes

And said you ain’t seen nothing yet

Michele Bachmann

Here’s someone you’ll never ever forget

You’re gonna meet our first Lady President

Our Founding Fathers would be so proud of our new found Mother

Michele Bachman’s in over-drive

America’s got her better days ahead

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