While it’s safe to say we should all have a working knowledge of how the human body works, it’s also quite obvious that definitions of what constitutes common knowledge vary widely, and nowhere is this often truer than when it comes to what we know about the opposite sex, and vice versa.
In a list over a Frisky, author Rebecca Vipond Brink recounts a list of “mind-blowing” facts that men allegedly don’t understand or misunderstand about women. Some of them are highly dubious to me, unless we are talking about teenage boys who have about as much knowledge of women as they do mixing a proper cocktail. Here are a few examples from her list:
We have hair all over our bodies.
Brink writes:
Yeah, even on our faces! Crazy, right? I like to think that there’s a difference between the hair that grows on a woman’s face/all over her body and a mustache and beard, but several guys have made it clear to me that they don’t believe that to be true.
For anyone still unclear: Yes, women can grow hair all over their bodies, including their faces. Perhaps because we’ve been removing it for hundreds of years, it has erroneously created the impression that we are naturally hairless, but we are not. Moving on.
Crotches that smell like perfume only exist in fiction.
Brink wants you to know that vaginas smell like a lot of different stuff: fish, “rank biscuits” if you have a yeast infection. And:
On a good day they smell like … I don’t know, salty, ripe fruit? It’s never exactly a great smell that you’d want wafting off of your body so that people 20 feet away can smell it (or maybe you do because that’s your thing! Respect). Balls stink too, know that.
Dude, don’t I know it, re: balls. And while it’s also hard to accept that any grown hetero man doesn’t know vaginas can smell a lot of ways, or that they smell at all, and that the smell is not naturally one of bouquet-of-flowers-on-rain-swept-misty-morn, let’s accept it and go so far as to expound a bit: Vaginas do smell, and they are supposed to, and that’s not bad! From a great post on BlogHer by gynecologist Lissa Rankin talkin’ ’bout a woman’s own special “V-pourri,” we learn:
So how is the vagina supposed to smell? It depends. When you’re straight out of the shower, your coochie may have no smell at all. When you’ve just finished running a marathon, it may have a strong musky odor from all the sweat glands. When you’re menstruating or giving birth, the flinty-iron smell of blood prevails. When yeast overgrows in the vagina, you may smell like freshly baked-bread or a good malt beer. Right after you’ve had intercourse, you may smell faintly bleach-like, as semen has a classic odor of its own. And when certain normal bacteria overgrow, they release amines that smell — yup, you guessed it — like fish.
Every vagina has its own special smell — a combination of the normal bacteria that live in your vagina, what you eat, how you dress, your level of hygiene, your bowel habits, how much you sweat, and what your glands secrete. Remember that the glands near the vagina also secrete pheromones, meant to attract a sexual partner. So you don’t want to deodorize your va-jay-jay so much that it smells like rain. Doing so thwarts the primal function of what your smell is supposed to accomplish. Plus, it interferes with the vagina’s natural pH balance and can lead to a whole host of gynecological conditions.
So own your odor, girlfriends.
What’s really fishy, though, is this next item from The Frisky post: