Paris Gets Kicked Off A Yacht For "Inappropriate" Behavior

Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt were kicked off of a yacht due to “inappropriate” behavior. The couple were making out, to the dismay of other passengers ,who cheered when the captain tossed them off. [Mirror]
Jessica Biel says she’d love to star in a movie with her boyfriend, Justin Timberlake, someday: “If it was the right thing, yeah, I would love to costar with Justin,” she says, “I just don’t know what the right thing is, though.” [People]
Clay Aiken has apologized for comments he made about Adam Lambert on his blog: “I do apologize to Adam for my colorful (and negative) choice of words. I hope he can forgive me. I imagine he doesn’t give a d—-! God knows he shouldn’t.” [USWeekly]
Meanwhile, Adam Lambert is reportedly in talks to become the lead singer of Queen. [Reuters]
Blind Item: “Which married actor is wildly flamboyant among friends and business associates, but when he sits down with an interviewer or goes out in public, he suddenly reins in the swishing and tries to pass for straight? Who’s buying it?” [BlindGossip]
Katie Holmes will perform at the PBS National Memorial Day Concert. “It’s important to tell these stories and honor the sacrifice and service of these men and women and their families,” Holmes says, “It’s a real gift to be able to portray an American of such strength. I’m excited. I want to do justice to her story.” [JustJared]
Rapper Drake denies that he’s dating Rhianna: “It’s not like that at all. I’m being honest. She’s just a friend, that’s all,” Drake says, “Nothing at all happened. I have the most respect for her. I think she’s so talented.” [TheSun]
Katie Price, aka Jordan, says she wants a second chance with her estranged husband, Peter Andre. “‘I’ll take Pete back tomorrow. I’ll drop the divorce if he gives me another chance.” [DailyMail]
Peter, however, isn’t too sure about a reconciliation: “I wish you had heard MY pleas when we were married.” [Mirror]
Is Zac Efron going to dump Vanessa Hudgens? “Zac’s been told that to go from a teen idol to a major movie star, he has to distance himself from his HSM image,” says a source, “One big thing that means is no more Vanessa. When people see them together, they think of their characters.” [ShowbizSpy]
“I went to a strip club to prepare for the role but it was a big disappointment. I’d taken these classes on how to dance but if you go to a strip club, no-one’s dancing. Everyone just stands there. The girls are all just on stage and it’s all about lap dances.” –Heather Graham [ONTD]
Barry Humphries says that if he wrote his own obituary, his alter-ego, Dame Edna would be left out completely: “It would be pretty well a catalogue of excessive compliments. It would just say what a very nice person I am, and what a generous hearted and sentimental person I am, and it wouldn’t make any reference to Edna at all.” [DailyExpress]
“”Even though fame came all of a sudden, it didn’t come too soon. I had already worked as a waitress in the real world, so I already had my group of friends and I’m still in touch with the same people. Only a few of my friends are actresses. In my friends I find unconditional love.”-Jennifer Aniston [ShowbizSpy]
Janice Dickinson on Tyra Banks‘ firing of Paulina Porizkova: “Tyra rolls like that, she likes to fire people just about when she’s promising them large amounts of money, they get the axe, like I did…. then she takes the money and runs.” [Examiner]
Susan Boyle will perform a duet with Donny Osmond in Las Vegas. [Mirror]
Annie Leibovitz is closer than ever to bankruptcy. [PageSix]
“The deeper I got into my addiction, the tighter the lid got on my creativity. When I got sober the lid just came off. In seven months I accomplished more than I could accomplish in three or four years doing drugs.”-Eminem [NYTimes]
“The truth is what I’m a role model for is the ability to change culture, the ability for a young woman who may not be the most popular girl in school or the most beautiful or the best at everything to bust her arse and never give up and make something of herself.”- Lady GaGa [ONTD]