Put Your Kid in Some Tupperware, Call it a Pool

Naturally, it’s delayed in shipping.

So, the other afternoon during a heat wave in the Bay Area, I was pushed to resourcefulness out of desperation. As I clocked out of work and my husband clocked in, I said aloud to my child: “We need a large vessel for water.” I knocked around in his closet. I opened up some cupboards in the kitchen. I contemplated a trashcan, as sweat collected on my brow. Then I ventured into the garage, wherein I found a large Tupperware container meant for storage. “This is your new pool,” I explained. “We’re gonna fill this with water and you can sit in it!” He responded as any toddler would: “I wan’ do that!” I filled it up partway with hot water from the sink, lugged it outside, added some hose water. Then we collected every waterproof toy in the house and dumped it into the Tupperware. My child readily climbed in and proceeded to play, without interruption, for 30 minutes straight. He returned later that afternoon for another 30 minutes.

It was glorious, it was heaven—no “inflatable play center” required. This is useful in its own right, but also in clarifying what has always been true: The dino pool is for me.