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Lolavie, By Jennifer Aniston

Contrary to all expectations, Lolavie is not the scent of desparation. It is a sparkling fragrance created by one of California’s most resilient superstars. Surprisingly hopeful, this fragrance spells out “I’ve been knocked down, but I get up again”.

A sedate, mature fragrance, Lolavie opens with musty and mouth-watering notes of withered prunes, Sicelian spinsters and wilted lotus flowers.

The very feminine heart note is composed of lost love, bad luck and schadenfreude, followed with a woody and sweet end note of sexy hollywood peen, amber and a finger up your butt.

• Best Comment Of The Day, in response to -Michele Bachmann:

I can translate for the left:

“… if you go to one of these rallies for folks with anger issues and no sense of irony, they’re actually really happy to be able to scream racist shit in public, instead of foaming at the mouth in front of Bill O’Reilly every night alone in their living rooms, and making signs where they do something funny with the O in Obama’s name is awesome, too. It’s almost like going to the opposite of a Mensa convention, to your family reunion where every single participant is crazy Aunt Gladys, who makes no sense and rails against the browns, her taxes, and her tricky hip, and who likes to wear clothes that were fashionable many years ago, but now are ill-fitting and moth eaten.”

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