Rejoice, Sinners: Cannabis Church Is Here

All together now:

O Cannabis Church, o Cannabis Church

How odd that you’re in Michigan

O Cannabis Church, o Cannabis Church,

How lovely that parishioners can finally attend mass and get blazed at the same time.*

(BREATH)

Your buds so green in summertime

Still sticky icky in wintertime

O Cannabis Church, o Cannabis Church

You’re too progressive for New Jersey

*No, YOU’RE stoned.

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