Saturday Night Social: And Now a Word From the Gay Agenda

A buncha gay stuff? In YOUR night's plans? It's more likely than you think...

By Harron Walker  |  June 26, 2021 | 9:48pm
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Saturday Night Social: And Now a Word From the Gay Agenda
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Hello, Jezebel readers. It’s me, your pal Harron, here to remind you to do some gay shit tonight. It’s pride, baby! Time for some top-tier homosexuality (or at least a disgustingly cathartic bisexual pivot).

What is gay shit, you might be asking yourself? Well, allow me to explain. Here’s some gay shit inspiration—or, gay shitspo—for your night that will hopefully help you figure out what kind of gay shit might be right for you.

You can:

  • have gay sex
  • do the standing splits
  • consider getting really into skateboarding in your 30s (D-words only)
  • invite me to your Fire Island vacation house this summer (F-words only)
  • [redacted] a cop
  • have gay sex
  • consider the implications
  • have gay sex

Hope that helps! Happy pride, you fuckin’ LGBTs.

 
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