Zoë Kravitz Looks Appropriately Catlike and Womanly in This New Trailer for The Batman
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Our nation is sick, suffering under the delusion that there’s never been a gritty/dark/serious/whatever the fuck Batman movie before. Literally every single Batman movie for the past three decades, save for Joel Schumacher’s two nipple-riveted disasterpieces from the mid-’90s, has promised to be the gritty/dark/serious/whatever the fuck Batman movie we’ve somehow never had, despite the fact that we’ve basically only had gritty/dark/serious/whatever the fuck Batman movies since that Tim Burton one dropped in 1989. Am I insane? They say this every single time, right? It’s like we’re plagued by a kind of collective pop-cultural goldfish memory that makes us swallow up straight-up lies like “Until Dolly Parton/Faith Hill/Carrie Underwood/Taylor Swift/Kacey Musgraves, no country singer had ever successfully crossed over into the pop mainstream!” or “Thanks to Clueless/Mean Girls/Bridesmaids/Girls Trip, we now know that female-fronted films have a future in Hollywood!” I’m through! I’m done! I’m spent and deceased! I will entertain these lies no more!