Behold Our Glistening President

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Behold Our Glistening President
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Just trying to shoot Diet Dr. Pepper straight into my veins!

Here’s all the shit we couldn’t cover today:

  • Can you watch a video of Donald Trump dripping in sweat without dying?
  • Also:
  • Even top White House aides think Donald Trump’s attempts to play president in El Paso and Dayton were full of shit. [CNN]
  • Yet another story on how Donald Trump continues to rely on the labor of undocumented immigrants at his resorts. [Washington Post]
  • Sure seems like House Democrats are inching—slowly, painfully—towards beginning impeachment proceedings. [CNN/Politico]
  • Why anyone would trust anything that comes out of Mitch McConnell’s snake mouth, especially on gun control legislation, is beyond me. [Associated Press]
  • Please join me in saying with passion, fuck you, Matt Bevin. [WFPL]
  • The only thing giving me any joy today is this interview with the man who allegedly pranked the noxious rightwing publication Quillette into publishing a very dumb piece on the Democratic Socialists of America. [Jacobin]

Here are some tweets the president was allowed to publish:

This has been Barf Bag.

 
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