Just trying to shoot Diet Dr. Pepper straight into my veins!
Here’s all the shit we couldn’t cover today:
Can you watch a video of Donald Trump dripping in sweat without dying?
Also:
Even top White House aides think Donald Trump’s attempts to play president in El Paso and Dayton were full of shit. [CNN]
Yet another story on how Donald Trump continues to rely on the labor of undocumented immigrants at his resorts. [Washington Post]
Sure seems like House Democrats are inching—slowly, painfully—towards beginning impeachment proceedings. [CNN/Politico]
Why anyone would trust anything that comes out of Mitch McConnell’s snake mouth, especially on gun control legislation, is beyond me. [Associated Press]
Please join me in saying with passion, fuck you, Matt Bevin. [WFPL]
The only thing giving me any joy today is this interview with the man who allegedly pranked the noxious rightwing publication Quillette into publishing a very dumb piece on the Democratic Socialists of America. [Jacobin]
Here are some tweets the president was allowed to publish:
