Behold the Odd and Just OK Looks Celebrities Wore at the People’s Choice Awards

Feast your eyes on Halle Berry in a space diaper, Becky G's jaguar butt, and Paris Jackson as one very sexy wench.

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On Tuesday night, the stars gathered to find out which of them is actually the most popular at the 2021 People’s Choice Awards.

The show, which aired on NBC and E! simultaneously, took place in Santa Monica and was hosted by Kenan Thompson. Dwayne Johnson to won a bunch of stuff, as always, like Male Movie Star of 2021 and Comedy Movie Star of 2021 and People’s Champion Award. How boring. I haven’t been excited about The Rock since Moana came out, but I also didn’t vote in this particular election so perhaps the joke is on me.

Kim Kardashian won a Fashion Icon award, thanking ex-husband Kanye West “for really introducing me to the fashion world” while Marvel properties struggled carrying trophies back to their car. I’m reminded that we’re destined to watch miniscule variations of the same plot until we die or until everyone’s second favorite Chris can no longer fill out his Captain America suit. Oh, and Christina Aguilera got the inaugural Music Icon Award.

I was expecting a little bit more eccentric fashion from all the rich people, but then again, People’s Choice is no Met Gala. Have at it.

Addison Rae

Addison Rae
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Alanis Morissette, please come pick up your little sister. She’s stealing from your closet again, you oughta know.

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
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Ugh, where do I start. I am most disappointed in this crew. I see Garcelle Beauvais got to have her sparkly pink Sherlock Holmes moment and Sutton Stracke, well, it is very Sutton to pick, um, whatever that is. Kyle Richards is a really fancy napkin in a bedazzled napkin holder, Rinna’s a couture bat, Erika Jane might be lost in space, and Dorit Kemsley’s looking yassified as ever. Thank you, Crystal Minkoff, for at least bringing something elegant to the table. It’s a C- as a group, ladies.

Dorit’s Ass

Dorit’s Ass
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Yes, Dorit’s ass gets her own slide. My ass could never. Good job for staying on trend with the kiddos and their cut-out trend. I, meanwhile, am in a turtleneck and hand warmers, not bitter, whatever.

Halle Berry

Halle Berry
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Can’t tell if I’m obsessed or disgusted by this space diaper, but I think Halle’s trying to send us a message... like maybe we should send her a plot of land in the metaverse next to Snoop Dogg’s lot, or ship her off to Europa with Elon.

Sarah Hyland

Sarah Hyland
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THE CUTEST MARSHMALLOW PIXIE I’VE EVER SEEN!!! 10/10.

Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson

Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson
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OK, I love the effort, truly. But I am slightly uncomfortable as I feel he might pull a white shag rug out of his pocket, plop down on the carpet, and start eating chocolates while singing “You Sexy Thing.”

Paris Jackson

Paris Jackson
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Sexy wench meets punk is probably how I’d describe my own style heading into the New Year, so a nice golf clap for this one.

Charli D’Amellio

Charli D’Amellio
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Charli’s all grown up! And she’s headed to my 2011 prom at Ronald Reagan Library in Simi Valley!

Ginnifer Goodwin

Ginnifer Goodwin
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Her stylist took the boa constrictor thing WAY too literally.

Carlacia Grant

Carlacia Grant
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IT GIRL ALERT. I love everything about this. It’s also probably what Harry Styles was singing about in “Watermelon Sugar.”

Becky G

Becky G
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Becky giving Encrusted Jaguar Booty is an ensemble I won’t soon forget. It’s really unfair how god or whoever gives some of us way more blessings than others.

 
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