Behold the Odd and Just OK Looks Celebrities Wore at the People’s Choice Awards

On Tuesday night, the stars gathered to find out which of them is actually the most popular at the 2021 People’s Choice Awards.

The show, which aired on NBC and E! simultaneously, took place in Santa Monica and was hosted by Kenan Thompson. Dwayne Johnson to won a bunch of stuff, as always, like Male Movie Star of 2021 and Comedy Movie Star of 2021 and People’s Champion Award. How boring. I haven’t been excited about The Rock since Moana came out, but I also didn’t vote in this particular election so perhaps the joke is on me.

Kim Kardashian won a Fashion Icon award, thanking ex-husband Kanye West “for really introducing me to the fashion world” while Marvel properties struggled carrying trophies back to their car. I’m reminded that we’re destined to watch miniscule variations of the same plot until we die or until everyone’s second favorite Chris can no longer fill out his Captain America suit. Oh, and Christina Aguilera got the inaugural Music Icon Award.

I was expecting a little bit more eccentric fashion from all the rich people, but then again, People’s Choice is no Met Gala. Have at it.

Alanis Morissette, please come pick up your little sister. She’s stealing from your closet again, you oughta know.

Ugh, where do I start. I am most disappointed in this crew. I see Garcelle Beauvais got to have her sparkly pink Sherlock Holmes moment and Sutton Stracke, well, it is very Sutton to pick, um, whatever that is. Kyle Richards is a really fancy napkin in a bedazzled napkin holder, Rinna’s a couture bat, Erika Jane might be lost in space, and Dorit Kemsley’s looking yassified as ever. Thank you, Crystal Minkoff, for at least bringing something elegant to the table. It’s a C- as a group, ladies.

Yes, Dorit’s ass gets her own slide. My ass could never. Good job for staying on trend with the kiddos and their cut-out trend. I, meanwhile, am in a turtleneck and hand warmers, not bitter, whatever.