Cara Delevingne, Our Great Mediator, Will Force Taylor and Miley to be Friends Again
CelebritiesDirt BagCause baby, Taylor Swift and Miley Cyrus have bad blood. But you know what else, baby? Cara Delevingne, the Great Mediator, would prefer them to have mad love. Delevingne, who’s good friends with both Cyrus and Swift, “hates when people don’t get along,” and is trying to get them on good terms again…baby.
“If they won’t talk she’s threatening to trick them into hanging out,” our source continued to say. “She wants them to be friends and get over all the drama. And she might get her way, she’s very convincing.”
Picture it. Delevingne at dinner with other friends somewhere in London. One of them asks, “So what’s the deal with Miley and Taylor?” Cara sighs and sets down her fork. “Or do you not want to talk about it? I’m sorry, I know it’s a crap situation. I shouldn’t have brought it up.”
“No no, it’s fine,” Cara says. “It’s just, sort of…you know I love them both—or, I dunno, like them both a lot…or, most of the time—but they’re so dreadfully boring. To be honest, I want them to be friends again because I’m sick of nearly falling asleep each time one of them calls me about it. Guess how long my last call with Taylor was.” Her friends say nothing. “Guess.”
“An hour?”