Charlie Sheen Waves Machete, Drinks "Tiger Blood" In Rooftop Stunt


After going to a meeting in Beverly Hills, Charlie Sheen climbed onto a roof and brandished a machete as paparazzi cheered below. Then he whipped out a bottle labeled “Tiger Blood” and chugged. [Us]
Last night’s edition of “Sheen’s Korner” was Charlie‘s most manic public appearance yet. TMZ called it “very disturbing” and wrote, “this isn’t fun to watch.” You know things are bad when TMZ stops laughing. [TMZ]
Warner Bros. sent an 11 page letter to Charlie‘s lawyer, explaining their decision to fire him. It starts: “At the outset, let us state the obvious: Your client has been engaged in dangerously self-destructive conduct and appears to be very ill.” Countering the theory that unlike Lindsay Lohan, Charlie’s “partying” never affected his work, it also states, “Mr. Sheen had difficulty remembering his lines and hitting his marks. His conduct and condition created substantial tensions on the set … He sometimes showed up to work after not having slept and needed to move his mark to accommodate his need to ‘lean’ on something, for balance.” [Us]
“Goddess” Bree Olson appeared in court today in connection with her DUI arrest last month. [Radar]
A source claims a custody battle between Charlie and Brooke Mueller would be “devastating” to both of them because, “They each have so much dirt on the other it’s amazing … Charlie has done things with Brooke that the public doesn’t know about. I’m talking about in the arena of sex and drugs, and these things are shocking, even for Sheen.” Could anything Charlie does shock you at this point?
Charlie told sources he’d rather head “to fucking El Salvador and sell shoes” than fight Brooke for custody in court. [Radar]
Charlie attacked co-star Jon Cryer today, saying, “Jon has not called me. He’s a turncoat, a traitor, a troll. Clearly he’s a troll. He issued a statement. Is it gonna take me calling him a ‘traitor, juvenile and scared’ for him to get it?” Cryer actually hasn’t even issued a statement. How dare the guy stay out of Charlie’s media shitstorm! [The Wrap]
Charlie‘s Two and a Half Men co-star Holland Taylor defended him, saying, “Charlie was cordial and polite with all of his cast mates and crew, sometimes even courtly – and always witty. We watched movies at his house occasionally – warm evenings with interesting, spirited conversation. This is the guy I know. In this very sad and complicated time, I really have no comment, beyond valuing my own history with Charlie, and my abiding affection for him.” [AP]
Roseanne Barr has written several posts on her blog attacking both Charlie and Men creator Chuck Lorre, who worked with her on Roseanne. She writes:

Charlie, take a break dude. Go to Greece, Paris, China, look at great art and lay low. you got fired, dude. anybody can do your job, really. other guys are funny and not repulsive to intelligent women, though those shit chuck lorre lines could choke a fucking horse, and render any actor who recites them stone cold soul dead. No grown man could really look himself in the mirror knowing that he delivers shit jokes and adolescent sniggering over breasts and women’s body parts lines to the Tea partier types who are big fans of Chuck’s hilarious hijinx. I fired Chuck Lorre for being a big drunk on my show, and he went on to become one of tv’s most successful writers (about dick jokes). Maybe Charlie can start producing porn movies now!!

[N.Y. Mag]

Lindsay Lohan says she’s going to sue Kamofie & Company jewelry store for selling their surveillance tapes because she didn’t give them permission to use her image for profit. A rep for the store says, “We hope that everyone understands that this is beyond our control, the flood of the requests to see this video were simply too overwhelming. It was truly necessary to put it out.” How was selling court evidence for $40k beyond their control? [TMZ]
Dina Lohan says, “Once again, celebrities are faced with the possibilities of their normal daily activity being filmed and sold without their knowledge and their consent, and our family is looking into formal legal action.” [Radar]
Lindsay has reportedly refused a plea deal that would require jail time. [Radar]
Lindsay will be back in court again this week, and Michael Lohan plans to be there, along with Celebrity Rehab cameras. [Radar]

Sad news: Former Alice In Chains bassist and Celebrity Rehab alum Mike Starr has died at age 44. He was charged with felony drug possession after being found with painkillers and Xanax. His cause of death has yet to be determined. [Radar]

Pete Wentz is fighting Ashlee Simpson for joint primary and legal custody of their son Bronx. She had asked for primary physical custody and joint legal custody. [Rolling Stone]

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