Now that the Boy Scouts have announced that they will allow openly gay children to mince around and besmirch the Baby Straights with their seductive fruitiness, one group of Concerned Parents (the best kind of parents) is forming their own all-boy, no-homo alternative for parents who want their sons to learn about straight activities like “sexual purity” and “Christian values.” The kids are gonna go nuts for it!
Reuters reports that the to-be-named club will be run by a Boy Scouts splinter group called OnMyHonor.Net, a name that I am legally obligated to point out is an easy sexual double entendre. (Get it? Honor – on her? Like, these dudes are so straight that they can’t wait to get to fuckin’ ladies under God’s loving yet pervy supervision?). The entire point of the club is to keep the boys involved in the club sexually pure by focusing on and by extension reducing them to their sexual proclivities. Wow! Like what we do to girls! Equality!