So I don’t have anything to talk about. I have no tips account. I don’t read Sassy or Cosmo or More or any other magazines like that. So help, please.
So as much as I appreciate your kind words, let’s try to give me some subject matter that you’d like to talk about — not just me, making you do and say filthy things.
Again, hit me up with stories at [email protected]. Subject: Here’s Some News, Italian-Faced Cockhole or some variation on that.
For your efforts I gave you a pic of Tom Hardy shirtless with a water bottle. I know how you ladies love water bottles.
Dirtbag in a bit.
Loveyoumissyouwantyouxoxoxoxox
GET JEZEBEL RIGHT IN YOUR INBOX
Still here. Still without airbrushing. Still with teeth.
