Dave Chappelle Took Pete Davidson Into the Woods 

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There are three types of movies about men going out into nature. In the first, one rugged man, usually wearing a bear, heads into the woods never to return. In the second, two or more men go into the woods and come back forever changed by an unspeakable horror. In the third, two or more men head for a lush, green landscape to learn lessons about friendship, manhood, and how sometimes the trail isn’t worth finishing because Nick Nolte is really getting annoying. In the days leading up to Christmas, Dave Chappelle and Pete Davidson experienced what we can only hope was the third type of outdoor adventure, minus Nick Nolte.

After Davidson’s troubling Instagram posts earlier in December, Chappelle, who knows Davidson from the comedy circuit, invited the 25-year-old SNL star to his house in the Ohio woods. While Davidson was seen at a Machine Gun Kelly concert in Cleveland on the 22 and Chappelle went to Kim and Kanye’s Christmas Eve party, I hope the two of them had plenty of time to talk things through in the forest. Also, I’d watch a film adaptation of whatever transpired out there.

[Us Weekly]

Remember Lindsay Lohan’s stepmom? Neither do I really. But Kate Major Lohan, who I believe was a paparazzo-turned-Michael Lohan-wife, was arrested on Christmas for hijacking a bus?

After the bus failed to stop at her intended destination, she attacked the driver, who told police that Lohan, “got into the driver’s seat, and pushed various buttons, while appearing to want to move the bus. There were several passengers on the bus at this time and the bus engine was running. One passenger physically removed Lohan from the driver’s seat at this time.”

The police noticed a “a strong odor of alcoholic beverage” on Lohan, which, yeah.

[The Blast]

  • Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth weren’t just cutting cake together. They are married! [US Weely]

  • In other Lindsay Lohan “news” (that actually happened in 2006), Paris Hilton says Lohan party crashed that famous picture where she’s crammed into the front seat with Hilton and Britney Spears the same way I used to ride with my friends to Taco Bell at 9 p.m. on a school night except substitute a Ford Ranger for whatever fancy car that is. [ONTD]
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